Chris has been arrested

[Pyra]

He fucking did it. The grand finale of the love quest. The final test: raping your own dementia ridden mother. He paid the ultimate price. Now he's going to a women prison with lots of boyfriend free gals all for himself. THE FUCKING LONG CON OF THE CENTURY.

So what's going to happen when Chris ends up on one of those shows where prisoners find lovers?

 

[steel-eel]

Bro there's been child rapists who turned trans that got out of prison because of it. You're not understanding how powerful the trans card is and on top of that he has the autism card.
So his problems might actually be magically and instantly solved because of those things.

Chris is the ultimate master of 4d chess. Whether he gets out of prison because of trans or goes to an all girls prison in his mind he has won.

 

[Info Player Start]

So, is this the end of christory?

 

[Bloodypinky]

I wonder if Ethan Ralph is going to survive the merge?

Dude barely survived the 5 second jog around the building.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

How does this day get any more fucking better?

Rasberry creampie day could have been highlighted for relevance too

 

[Seaweed Chips]

Chris: I am Chris-chan Sonichu, your guys' blue heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything
with goodwill and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody

Remember a time when he would've tried to Kamehameha the jerkcops and then later draw Crayola revenge porn about them? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Neil]

Does chris being labeld as female mean we are gonna get that trial?
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Holy shit, Chris is going to fucking Peak Trans the legal system. Wow.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

I was on my way out for a night ride, but I stayed chatting with my flatmate about mental health of all things and then said 'fuck it' and checked the Farms instead. Got to catch the arrest live in the nick of time. What a night ride indeed.

Anyway, ~1.2 pages per minute, lads. Semper Fi.

ETA: Not my mental health, you bellends. Just mental health as a thing that exists.

 

[Чхееки Брееки Догго]

It's getting flooded too hard.
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Its just weird because I can access the website, but it hasn't been posted yet. I'll check back in a couple hours and see if it is working properly.

 

[cubot]

Sonichu rolling up into the supreme court like:

 

[Drihten]

I'm usually a lurker nowadays, but holy shit I can't believe it bros, surely this can't be the end?

 

[SmugAutist]

Now I can't stop picturing Chris talking to cellmate about his Sonichu scrapbook.

 

[Smingle Dingle]

The silver coin's value just increased. Is this a pump and dump?

Edit: damn my joke is old and stinks this thread too nuts

 

[Green Alien Baby]

i'm going to sperg about the jail process a little bit to ease everyone's mind about chris harassing true and honest felon women

chris, IF he goes to jail and isn't automatically committed to a psych ward because he's batshit, will most likely never see contact with other inmates. seeing as he is "female" and once again, batshit, counselors will determine him to be administrative segregation thus he will always be confined by himself. and if he is charged with some kind of sexual crime, they will most likely place him on suicide watch into being processed because that is procedure with those kinds of charges.

it's not linear with all jails but that's just what i would assume would happen to him while he is incarcerated.

 

[G. Williamson]

Chris Chan Cort hearing be like

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I'm gonna feel so bad for the poor fucking lawyer who is assigned to chris chan

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Honestly the theory that when Barb died, Chris would keep her corpse at home while pretending online she's alive and doing well sounds more believable and less horrifying than the incestuous rape every 3 days that is actually real

That outcome was always where I placed my money. Where we've ended up instead is simply mind boggling.
Here's hoping Chris getting booked as a Female leads to all sorts of hilarious legal fuckery.

 

[Fareal]

How does this day get any more fucking better?

National Creampie Day, my fucking sides

 

[A Grey Cat]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

buying kimchi and bone broth noodles form an asian food market with Ralph's steam playing on my phone i was waiting for a bus as they drove to the motel and on a bus home when chris was being arrested.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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A leaked photo from the new Norman Bates film. Looks pretty spot on, if you ask me.

He looks even fatter without all the jewelry on.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

What a way to experiment my first and last CWC saga