Chris has been arrested

[Pickle Inspector]

GUYS MAJOR FUCKING HAPPENING, CHRIS CHAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

 

[Shibaru]

just when i thought it was over, it only got worse.

 

[Ponchik]

gonna be real this mugshot is a major downgrade from the last one

 

[Elpizo]

FUCK YEAH FOR SUPERJAIL!

 

[radraccoon]

Lucky for Chris, the female prisoners are probably desperate enough to put out for some bent duck. Horny old ladies galore!

 

[tiamatfminor]

I am genuinely excited to see what is going to happen in these next few months in relations to him.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

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hes seen some shit

I really don't want to know what was in that hotel room.

 

[Um...]

putting someone in the front seat usually happens for small things.

No that’s policy if the cop car doesn’t have a partition. (Someone in another thread posted the actual policy.)

 

[wholetthegodsout]

So you can really just claim to be female and automatically be sent to female prison? There is no way the state verify this? I’m suprised more hardened criminals don’t take advantage of this

 

[три черепа]

if anyone thinks chris is going to be put in a cell with a dainty weak dame who will be powerless is dead fucking wrong lmao, those prison dykes will tear chris apart

More like fuck Chris apart. They will nick name him sonacushion while the sit on his face.

 

[Spectrum]

Can't believe I was just thinking about how boring Chris had become not more than a few weeks ago. Whew.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What a bonkers way to end Chris Chan's history!

It's the world of 2020+.

Crazy is "the new normal"...

 

[Water Nigga]

The last thing you see after walking into the prison shower

 

[Marceline]

This made me feel dead.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Christory only ends when Chris is dead. It is not over.

 

[calystegia]

Just impatient to watch the court proceedings, praying they happen. Picturing Chris on the stand and just beaming at the wall like an opium addict.

 

[mister meaner]

Ethan Ralph and Chris Chan? What is this, a lolcow crossover episode?

 

[FearsReality]

I really don't want to know what was in that hotel room.

A toilet that wasn’t flushed

 

[raticate]

-Chris and Barb get arrested for the hit 'n run incident with Snyder, end up spending all of Bob's inheritance.

is there any good synopsis video on the hit and run incident? or do i just slog through the genoquest

 

[truthfullies]

So you can really just claim to be female and automatically be sent to female prison? There is no way the state verify this? I’m suprised more hardened criminals don’t take advantage of this

Chris is legally female in the state of Virginia.