Chris has been arrested

[Many-Angled Okapi]

If I fuck that woman.... will I be free?

Chris reincarnates as a hedgehog and harasses Barb like the ending of AoT.

 

[Wormy]

Interesting. Why would a cop car have no partition in 2021? That's some 1960's, Andy Griffith shit.

This ain't Los Angeles or New York. It may be in blue politics heavy Virginia, but it's still Virginia.

 

[orderofcringe]

does chris realize this isnt going to be like his previous legal shenanigans? and all that that entails

 

[The Magnificence]

I specifically hate the "Guys wait he's not a really trannie because he is severely mentally ill and deranged unlike real transgenders" thing they have done and will continue to do for the next half-century.

Believe it or not, Hontra actually defended Chris's troonhood. It will be interesting to see if he stands by that, walks it back, or just never addresses it.

 

[Vuedou]

What if.....

And you all fucking know he is crazy enough to try it.....

he goes to trial.......


and represents himself.....

 

[Josterman]

Either way, this would have still ended with rape charges.

It’s going to be a trial of the century and for the internet

 

[Nyohoho]

Chris is gonna get his ass beat in either kind of prison he's put in. Doesn't matter.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

not to sound gay or anything, but does anyone else feel like.... sad? about this whole thing? i just feel kind of bummed out.

Yeah, because it really recontextualizes everything and now it will be inseparable from all of this

 

[Count Orlok]

I know there's still some folks out there doubting this actually happened, but I think Chris-Chan's absence of his typical vehement denial is terrifying.

My guess is either they injected him some psychotropic drugs or he was just not fully aware of what happened around him.

 

[starborn427614]

does chris realize

No, he doesn't. This will end in tears.

 

[Gilver]

it just keeps getting funnier every single post

 

[ArthurEdwards]

FREE MY NIGGA!!!!!!


(ironic change.org petition)

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chng.it

 

[poongoblin]

What do you think Chris's prison nick name will be?

bitch chan most likely

 

[feedtheoctopus]

He displays a surprising amount of composure and confidence for what will hopefully be his last moments in the wild.

I honestly don't know if Chris really understands what kind of world he is entering into now. He's had run ins with the law before, but they always amounted to him getting a slap on the wrist. He obviously doesn't appreciate how lucky he's been in that regard. This? We're going to have to wait and see what the charges are (at the very least he'll get something for violating the court order). But if the cops found evidence of chris sexually assaulting Barb that's it, that's his life. Everything else that happens to him, every subsequent moment of his life, is going to be a consequence of what he did to his mother.

There's always been some slim, faint, hope that Chris could "get better". Null's Gofund me thing was in large part an attempt to get Chris selling drawings again. Maybe chris couldn't hold a job, but he could do that, right? He could carve out some sort of security in the wreckage he made of his life, he might not be happy but he'd be comfortable. Chris always took that for granted, but it never was. He didn't understand how insecure his life always was, and I don't think he understands how dark his future is. He no longer has control of anything that happens to him, his life belongs to the state. And the state doesn't care about him.

 

[FearsReality]

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random.txt never fails

 

[Hell's Garnish]

and yet he could of had a boyfriend free girl if he didn't fuck his mom

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

“Family Bonding”
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OL' DAAAYS

 

[Net Static]

What I find interesting is how is recent mugshot looks compared to when he last got arrested. I don't know if it was because the first one was taken hours after they got arrested or what.

It kinda seems like Chris is putting on some sort of martyr act. Like, as if this is some movement where he'll be released eventually due to some movement.

 

[Hex Cat]

Ethan Ralph is such a faggot holy shit

 

[cubot]

What do you think Chris's prison nick name will be?

"My god it's the fucking mario, sonic, whatever guy, what the fuck is he going on about the dimension merge, or whatever? Someone just shank him already-"