Chris has been arrested

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Most female inmates that are in jail for violence have used weapons instead of brute strength. Unless the woman is either a bodybuilder or has a shiv, she is not getting out of it unscathed.

Yeah weapons in prison are super rare. Doubt any will do something like stick bars of soap in a sock or something.

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

I'd like to quote this long ass monologue I created on an End video. I think it'd help us. Didn't post here because I couldn't find a relevant thread and I wanted to avoid monologuing. ITS FUCKING LONG, so prepare your eyes.

Spoiler: Long-Ass Monologue

This is Third Impact fellas...

The end of Christory is now visible just on the horizon. We don't know what exactly it is, yet, but it's the end, and it's rapidly approaching. It could be prison, It could be shunned obscurity, it could be institutionalization... Anything... Yet we have no idea... The Lovequest is finally over for real, but at what cost? The cost: All of Christory. Any hope we had for Chris getting better. Any hope for him to wake up. How so? It ended through him sexually abusing his 80 year old possibly senile mother. It ended through him getting cut off from Null permanently because of his own lying. The stuff he blamed on trolls, weens, A-logs, Jerkops... All him...

All of this... This monstrous eldritch horror possessing a human form... used to be an innocent 10 year old boy happy about winning a sweepstakes. This 10 year old boy... molded by his negligent parents, abusive authority figures, constant enabling, lack of being taught consequences... into the absolute horrorshow we see currently collecting the souls of normies, weens, trolls, christorians, a-logs, enablers, and many more in this final hellshow. The most dedicated on the Kiwifarms standing in solidarity, watching Chris tear himself apart, just as Shinji and Asuka helplessly watch their best friend, consumed by Lillith, bring forth the apocalyptic end. All of us are in the place of Shinji and Asuka, and Chris is in Lillith/Rei's place. He seemed almost like a distant, just-barely-reachable frenemy, until he was not. Until he was consumed by the very evil of his existence..

And to think all of this could have been.. *prevented*.. had someone.. *ANYONE*.. stepped in and had an early intervention with Chris. Had they taught him that Autism is a diagnosis and not an excuse.. Had they helped him, and taught him how to form, build and create actual social bonds.. Had they helped set him on the right path in life.. Maybe. JUST GODDAMN MAYBE. He could have been successful, writing his now-completely-original "Sonichu" comics for the world to enjoy.. With his sweetheart, or possibly man-sweetheart if he was able to come to terms with his sexuality, having or adopting at least one child to pass the legacy onto.. Maybe the Kiwifarms would have no reason to exist, or exist for different reasons onto that timeline's version of his current reality.. Maybe DarkSydePhil could have taken his place in a tamer, far more boring and unfamiliar equivalent to what we have now. Sadly... We never got that..

On this fateful day, July 31st, 2021, we gather to witness the end of christory ITSELF. 15 years of infamy.. 15 years of agonizing horror finally put to an end.. Hundreds of thousands of hours thrown to the winds of Father Time.. The fall, and painful, grievingly-unrecognizable state of it being finally over after 15 years of torture.. the sorrowful, unsettlingly peaceful QUIET of the aftermath.. all for what? What did we EVER gain from ANY of this? We only gained laughs, a massive historical biography that is unlikely to survive to 500, and an absolutely horrific case study of what neglect and abuse can do to the disabled mind. In the end, it was all so insignificant... So worthless... Yet we tried.. because we could. Because we had the willingness, and the TIME, and the BOREDOM to push on~!

Let this be a unifying day, but also a day of grief, both for how all of this has brought us together in the absolute worst of times, in one of the WORST Earthen timelines according to our perception.. Let us celebrate for the friends we made along the way, the laughs we got from the hilarious insanity, the companionships we made! We must also grieve, however. For our precious wasted hours.. For our tears, our anger.. Our wounds, our emotional scars.. Our own suffering through ALL OF IT. Let us also grieve for the many he's wronged.

Let us grieve for Adam Stackhouse, for Chris has needlessly harassed him, just because he won a Parappa-The-Rapper contest. Let us grieve for Megan Schroeder, for Chris has obsessed over her body and brought her extreme pain with that horrorpiece he drew of her. Let us grieve for Christopher Duckworth, for he has not an idea the monster his false opponent would become. Let us grieve for Cole Smithey, for he has had to navigate and claw his way out of Hell, only to bear witness to his half-brother become a monster in front of his very eyes. Most of all, let us grieve for Let us grieve for Mary Lee Walsh, for Chris has villainized her and turned her into a sex object of hate out of pure spite for him facing consequences. She, from my perspective, is the saddest case of Chris's vitriol hurting others.

We must also remember to grieve for ourselves, no matter how famous we are in Christory. No matter how big we are in the field, no matter how insignificant. We all took our own losses, our own DRAINS, and many more. But no matter what, this has been a decade and a half of coming together as one, to laugh at, to mock, someone we all once called "friend." Do not forget the sacrifices you've made that have paid off in the form of inclusion, in the form of being welcomed, in the form of so much more. Do not forget how we've all managed to overcome our differences, no matter race, attraction orientation, gender, religion and so much more! We've done FAR more than the Left has EVER done to make such an inclusive community where everyone can agree and have a like-mind! We have effectively UNIFIED into a strong community! There may be many more obstacles and laughing stocks after this, but we all share the common knowledge that it will never be the same. It will never get as outrageous, nor as depraved, nor as horrifying, as the Truman-Show akin Oedipian Greek Tragedy, we all have collectively come to know as Christian Weston Chandler.

With all of that in mind, I'd like to close off with a quote from Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel.
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

Wherever we end up on the future path, I can only hope we somehow see eachother again, and have the same laghs as before..

Thank you for accompanying me on this wild trip, and Godspeed.

 

[cubot]

If only Hasbro cancelled My Little Pony Generation 5...

 

[Gary]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

the dark arc

 

[Aidan]

They don’t cuff you if you’re going into protective custody unless you resist and it’s plain from the video that Chris isn’t resisting.

Well, there it is. Looks like Barbs examination didn’t go well for Chris. My guess is that they want to get him back to Green County and interrogate him before possibly adding rape and elder abuse charges. They’ve got him recorded admitting incest so it’s easy to get a judge to sign off on a warrant for that, have him arrested, transported back to Green County, and then Green County detectives interrogate Chris and get all they can out of him and we all know he’ll talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. Chris is fucked.

That interrogation is going to be released in time...

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

i wuz here

But my name is cooler.

 

[mister meaner]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

Chrincest arc

 

[Mario Incandenza]

I wish I had done something else with my life but I'm honored to be witnessing this moment in history.

 

[Khantressa]

What if.....

And you all fucking know he is crazy enough to try it.....

he goes to trial.......


and represents himself.....

I’ve seen niggers represent themselves and they just look like drooling retards to everyone in court. Usually the judge goes light on them because he feels sympathy for their retardation.

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

"But guise what if he raeps a inmate?" Even assuming that he'd be capable of doing that, why do you give a shit? They're criminals, they got thrown in the clink for being murderers and thieves to such an extent that not even the pussy pass could protect them. Everybody finds prison rape in male prison fucking hilarious, and I am not gonna shed one fucking tear for criminal pieces of shit suffering the indignities of prison just because they have a gash.

 

[anon4890201]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

the long awaited Prison arc

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Some guy on Reddit met Chris days before his arrest. Nothing interesting happened, apparently, though what’s striking is Chris’ state.

Honestly, we’ve all seen how rough he has looked throughout the last few years, though there’s something seriously eerie about the way he looks. He looks as though something’s been weighing down on him.

 

[Harsh Noise Pop]

Pretty sure that he'll come back after being released from jail (if he gets a jail sentence). I'm fairly certain that Madthad0809 has been streaming recently after serving time, so wouldn't be surprised if there's a comeback arc in the future.

 

[Nyohoho]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

" The Next Motherfucking Arc. "
Kinda has a vibe.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

All according to keikaku.
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oh great, now there´s a legal hole for the trannies

 

[Hmmpf!]

I called. The Sheriffs office told me it’s “Incest”. I specifically asked about the EPO or theft. They said “no”.

So the test on Barb has been proven true?


Also proof?

 

[michael_bruh]

 

[dramamine]

How do American jails work?

I am very tempted to write to him but I live outside the US

Assuming he's going to be in there for a while because there is no way he is going to make bail/bond, would I just address it to him and the jail or do I need a jail/prison number?

Anyone in here have experience of this?
Ralph, I know you'll be lurking, you'd have first hand knowledge of this

unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

edit: if you think multiple people calling henrico county jail and reporting the same details is too "speculative", you can stop being a fag and record the call yourselves for a deputy to say the exact same thing to you: (804) 501-4586

 

[Ulkesh]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

Götterdämmerung; Twilight of Sonichu

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Prison saga will be bleak. Were looking at essentially no Chris for 10 years. Long enough for us to have all (hopefully) completely moved on

He was arrested in Richmond, Virginia's crime ridden capital.

He's probably not going to be enjoying jail.