Chris has been arrested

[Kongis]

Chris is talking nonsense about the merge and shit. That’s going to hit him in court if he goes to court.

prob plays pretty damn well into an insanity plea, which might not be a terrible thing

 

[Donutcapybara]

Just inserting myself into this Christoric thread:

Spoiler

Nigger Faggot

wow. so edgy redditor friend?

 

[SpicyCrabRoll]

Did he really fucked his own mother? What a guy

 

[MichaelScarn]

Lynchian

 

[lil retard]

Female prison, huh?

I hope he gets beat up by a butch lesbian.

 

[Nyohoho]

Can't wait until the purge, I always dreamed of being a pony that shits rainbows.

 

[I am vomit]

unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

Read my username for my feelings.

 

[SmugAutist]

All according to keikaku.
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>we have to go to the supreme court to decide whether or not a """"""daughter"""""" raping a mother with a biological dick still counts as incest.

I want off this fucking ride.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

verified. charged with "incest", being held without bail.

"Godbear, why have you forsaken me!"
If Chris is given access to papers and crayons, think of what he'll write. I hope the charges for the act on a non consenting Barb stick to the end, cause it's over for him.
The only thing Chris leaves is his drawings and legacy of being a lolcow/horrorcow.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

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Alright, what emotion is this?

King Shit. Best boy, etc etc

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Barb may have said something to the people talking to her in the hospital. Might not be anything the rape kit showed. After Chris is interrogated by detectives, it could be changed to include rape. The charges that exist now are not indicative of the final product.

 

[johnny5150]

oh great, now there´s a legal hole for the trannies

Nope.the standard incest laws covers everybody.. every member of the family

 

[Bilinear Multiplication]

wow. so edgy redditor friend?

ur face is a edgy redditor friend

 

[InabaTewi]

God please, make him go to a normal male jail

 

[Bezmenov]

but if he opens his mouth and talks

if?

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

If you could travel back in time to a week or two ago and started telling people that Chris was going to be arrested for raping his mother, you'd be called a retarded spastic faggot a-logger. I highly doubt it and I wouldn't put money on it or anything, but anything is possible.

If you travelled back in time just to warn us that Chris is a literal motherfucker, I'd berate you for wasting such amazing technology on something so damn trivial instead of using it to go back in time to strangle Baby Karl Marx and prevent the rise of Communism.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Chris is in deep shit this time. His luck has finally run out. Game over Chris.

 

[Average Orc Conesseuir]

where were you when cris was cuff

i was in shit when frend say

"cris is cuff"

"yes"

 

[Uncle Meat]

Call the Henrico County Jail. They’ll tell you he’s been booked in there for a charge of Incest out of Green County. No bond.
Chris is going to be transported back to Green County, interrogated by Green County detectives, the Green County DA is going to decide what additional charges might be filed depending on what detectives get out of the interrogation, and then Chris will be arraigned and his bail amount set.

Then he is going to have to go for an insanity defense.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

The new doujin just dropped on exhentai