Chris has been arrested

[McSneaks]

If Chris goes to prison, he'll be out in 3 years or less. I think a lot of people are underestimating just how much of a clusterfuck the legal system is in this country.

No one is underestimating anything? You think even a year isn't a big deal?

Ignoring the severe trauma and horrific time he has in there (even if he's in solitary with no contact, expect A LOT of behavioral incidents), he's going to come out to a dead mom in a home, no house, no money, no possessions, and in severe debt. The best thing he could hope for is a long imprisonment lmao

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Pour one out in honor of the office people having to answer the same question 50 times this evening.

 

[bobatnight]

Guess more can be added at the arraignment but is it common to not place all the charges upfront?

 

[grumble_bum]

Here are some other people recently booked into the county lockup. Chris should be having the time of his life.
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I doubt theyll hold him in the same cell because he was arrested as a women.

 

[Ho Deak]

>implying he'll make it through that amount of time
shiggy diggy

Chris will be the top bitch in the place in less than a month.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

If his only charge is Incest then it won't be long before we hear from him.

That's probably preliminary so they can hold him. He's not arraigned yet, when he is expect them to slap on other charges.

 

[Nyohoho]

These poor phone operators probably wanna fucking quit at this point.

 

[Guts]

Ethan Ralph has sacrificed his first born son to the Corn.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Just going to toss this back into the pile as a reminder that we're living in a simulation and reality as we know it is a joke.

 

[AgathaAllAlong]

At least now Chris doesn’t have to worry about affording food

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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Whayle! Yell at me, whydontcha?

 

[Nointey]

Incest carries a 1 - 10 year sentence

chris is either going to be 40 or 49 when he gets out

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Recorded the call, excuse my stuttering I’m an autist. Call starts 30 seconds in.
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OKAY STOP CLOGGING THEIR LINES

 

[Bilinear Multiplication]

Ok I checked, and the zestimate on 14 Branchland Ct is only $226,300. Very doable.

 

[Pippi Longlegs]

Where were you when the Jerkops won?

 

[LettuceMan]

The poor theives and murderers in the Greene County women's prison don't deserve to have Chris in there with them.
We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment.

Maybe getting his ass kicked by women with actual CHYNAs will snap him out of his tranny phase. Though he’s a mother raping shit so probably not.

 

[D4C]

Not like this whole affair hasn't been an affair more sobering than the pope on a Sunday, but the reality is that I don't think Chris is going to have a name on his headstone. Nobody in his family wants him and when he dies, unless he donates his body to science he'll be cremated and buried in a potter's field. He certainly won't bother buying his own end-of-life arrangements.

Name or not, weens are gonna find that headstone and piss on it like GG Allin's anyway.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

If chris does go to a female prison all the females are fucked

 

[Wormy]

I'm sure the police are having the time of their lives getting called by countless people from all walks of the internet to ask about what Chris is in for and they have to keep repeating "Incest"

Pretty sure by now the operator's have been given a script to give to any weens calling in.

 

[Wikipedia]

One of the police officers must be browsing the thread on his phone while looking at them through the bars laughing his ass off.