Chris has been arrested

[Da Merge Baby]

I can't wait for the police interrogation recording, if it exists, to be released. I would totally file a FOIA request to see that shit.

 

[King Kiwi]

This is just a rumor, but I have a friend who is in a discord server with someone who called the police department and the police claims they brought chris in cuz the rape kit came back positive and he's being charged with sexual assault and/or incest.

I have no proof though, so take it with a grain of salt.

Information is still information.
Even rumors

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Those cops were so brave to take down a true GODDESS

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dai.ly

lol he's also cooking in jail

 

[Baguette]

Has anyone tried to like briefly summarise this shit to normie friends that saw Chris Chan trending? It's actually incomprehensible beyond "autistic fake tranny raped his own mom." Providing the larger context is like trying to untangle thread with your teeth or some shit

I'm not admitting to my IRL friends that I follow this shit. Talk about powerleveling.

 

[GMorden]

This truly is the 9/11 for millenials/zoomers

9/11 was the 9/11 for millenials

 

[JoyfulDarter]

They've put him as a "female" gender; so it'll be interesting to see what type of facility they'll put him in... that said, I doubt he'll go into general population no matter where he's sent. He'll get sent to a solo confined cell or to a mental facility (which are worse than prison in my opinion)

This was an out of county booking so they probably just used what was on his driver's license.

 

[DigitalSoryu]

It's frustrating that I can't share this with anyone I know in real life because nobody knows who C-chan is, lucky them.

Im sure they do, they are just ashamed to bring it up like you are

 

[Wormy]

Fuck off commie

No need to be angry just because he's correct.

 

[NiggalisDerio]

So, which was the real Dimensional Merge?

Was it the Pillstream Universe x CWCville?

Or will it be a legally bonded requirement that Chris's delusions merge with the cold sober reality of a court room?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This shit always makes me fucking laugh, knowing that a ton of twitter normies are currently traveling down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole as we speak. They have no idea what they're in for.

Even better, I bet every employee at the Henricho Co jail working the evening and night shift is googling Chris to find out why the fuck the internet cares so much about this new inmate.

 

[Josterman]

Ohh.
That's not the Walsh I thought

How long till the degenerate fucks over at media matters of America or daily beast covers this? That one concerns me

 

[Chinese LeBron James]

Do you guys think having to shower around other naked men will be a stressful enough situation for him to shit himself?

I'm starting to wonder who will really be suffering more in this situation.

 

[MadStan]

If bail is set in the first arraignment, imagine the judges horror when he finds out the victim will be putting her house up...to get her rapist released.

A public defender could make their career on this - and become famous literally overnight.

This LOLCOW is gushing. All other cows for the time being are back out to pasture; there aren't enough milking machines or Bag Balm for this historic cow. Don't ask how I know about Bag Balm...

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

They've put him as a "female" gender; so it'll be interesting to see what type of facility they'll put him in... that said, I doubt he'll go into general population no matter where he's sent. He'll get sent to a solo confined cell or to a mental facility (which are worse than prison in my opinion)

Police: You have the right to remain silent
Chris: *unintelligible nonsense about the dimensional merge*

Yeah, I think it is safe to say he has one foot in the door at the looney bin

 

[Nick Gars]

could DSP reach the levels of mental illness chris has though?

The Pigroach is an immortal, stupid jackass, not mentally ill.

 

[GMorden]

If you crowdfund Chris' bail does each new tier get you into a more innermost circle of Hell

held without bail

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

Fuck off commie

1 year in the work camp for anti party activity

 

[Daphne-Spergwatch]

I'm sure he was really enthusiastic about offering it to any female staff he encountered

They just need to check the freezer at home, sure they will find a sample or eight in there.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Dude, wtf, Barb has always been a cunt and a lousy mother.

there's such a thing as too much love, and chris's entire relationship with barb is a classic case of it

 

[W00K #17]

This is just a rumor, but I have a friend who is in a discord server with someone who called the police department and the police claims they brought chris in cuz the rape kit came back positive and he's being charged with sexual assault and/or incest.

I have no proof though, so take it with a grain of salt.

I hear he is also being investigated for being DB Cooper, Mr. Cruel, and doing 9/11.