Chris has been arrested

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Well know by wednesdayat the latest if he’ll be extradited to Greene county or if henrico will keep him until the trial
 
mldysprnalt said:
lmao its a bunch of niggers
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Now that he’s been officially arrested and charged with incest this will hit the bigger media outlets - esp right leaning ones due to Chris being a Trans woman. Before no reputable outlet would touch the internet proof with a 100 foot pole (wish they had the same standards for tranny game emulator “suicides”) but now that this is a public record with arrest - it’s fair game for news outlets to run with.

Usually they don’t want to touch such a distasteful and grotesque story, but given the fucking tidal waves of internet clicks it will generate many won’t be able to resist it.
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I've said this many times: the original station that covered Chris' sweepstakes win will want this story. They have the footage and can make it so that it will go: "remember that autistic boy we covered years ago. Well, looks like the fairy tail is over for one Virginia resident. More at 11."
 
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Prehistoric Jazz said:
Did anyone consider the amount of plastic he could be smuggling into whatever pen he ends up in? Given everything that's come to light, shoving as much lego up his ass as possible is the natural next step after sending himself the $750 and deploying his travel Merkin.
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He is a living item container.
 
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Prehistoric Jazz said:
Did anyone consider the amount of plastic he could be smuggling into whatever pen he ends up in? Given everything that's come to light, shoving as much lego up his ass as possible is the natural next step after sending himself the $750 and deploying his travel Merkin.
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Love how yesterday the main conspiracy going down was that $750 was travel expenses, as if he was going to go on this cross-country rampage to a con that knew who he was and was actively screening him.

Truly the dimensions have merged, and that reality is gone for Jailstory.
 
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Express RX-78 said:
What would you even say to him?
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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
 
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