Chris has been arrested

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Fuck! said:
Also, the fact that Chris is so calm as he's being arrested is...interesting? He almost seems fucking serene, zen like. It's almost a little horrifying.

Like i know he's fucked up but, being handcuffed, escorted to a police car? I might just be a little bitch but i would be breaking the fuck down if i got caught for something like that.

I only started keeping up with Chris about a year ago, the only information i had prior was second hand accounts and vague descriptions.

This is REAL. What fucking cruel god condemned us to an existence where our brains can make us deluded into an idea that we're gods and not so much as bat an eye at being literally sent to jail?

Still fun to laugh at though.
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That's because Chris's sense has completely left the station since he trooned out. His first arrest happened when he still knew what "danger" was and still felt the shame of having a public mugshot. This one? Chris's mind is off somewhere else, somewhere far more bright and shiny, with ponies, hedgehogs, and pokemon. It's a wonder what 10 years of isolation caked on top of 30 years of poor parenting in an increasingly degenerate internet climate can do to a person like Chris.

Absolutely surreal how unbothered that smile was. Absolutely no logical thoughts were going through his mind. Seeing Chris tell cops he's "Sonichu", smiling and talking to Ralph about anything but Null all live, as it was happening was truly a sight to behold.

The damage Joshua Wise and the rest of the Idea Guys did to Chris's brain with that CPU goddess delusion is fucking incredible. Shocking beyond an imaginable level. Holy hell.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
They can’t determine what ethnicity he is, but they’re definitely sure he’s a woman.

ok officer.
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In fairness, I'd wager that has to do with some retardation around what qualifies as race and what qualifies as ethnicity, that has extended to the available options in software. I've seen software where you cannot select hispanic/latino for race, while the ethnicity field is mostly just "hispanic/latino", "not hispanic/latino" and a few other options that would be of little relevance in most places. So they probably just entered what was on his driver's license and either ignored the ethnicity field entirely, or just put "unknown" to satisfy a required entry while minimizing dealing with bullshit.
 
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Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.
 
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A_throwaway_name62919 said:
In fairness, I'd wager that has to do with some retardation around what qualifies as race and what qualifies as ethnicity, that has extended to the available options in software. I've seen software where you cannot select hispanic/latino for race, while the ethnicity field is mostly just "hispanic/latino", "not hispanic/latino" and a few other options that would be of little relevance in most places. So they probably just entered what was on his driver's license and either ignored the ethnicity field entirely, or just put "unknown" to satisfy a required entry while minimizing dealing with bullshit.
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hispanic is not a race
 
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Mr. Jones said:
i'm fairly sure that any psychologist in the entire region chris is in would not be able to crack him, you would need the best of the best to even attempt to understand and navigate through his utterly fucked brain of imaginary characters and repulsive sexual desires
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They really would have to read through the whole cwcki. And that could take a long time.
 
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