Chris has been arrested

[Justin Trudeau]

Barb is covered in insect bites just like Bob was before he died.

He was working on her holey buttocks before you damned dirty trolls called the jerkops

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Take a look for yourself.

Christopher Morton Duckworth, MD

school.wakehealth.edu

Glad Liquid Chris chose the Good Chris Chan Ending route

 

[Kill Your Idols]

it's monday now

how are we all feeling after such an action packed weekend?

I'm nervous for tomorrow when my coworkers ask me how my weekend was. I might just look at them with dead fish-eyes and sweat dripping down my forehead as a I struggle to say, "Fine."

 

[Bloodypinky]

But, if that were true than Chris wouldn't have been charged.
So her testimony might not be admissible

Sexual assaults and domestic crimes sometimes don't require the victim to press charges for an arrest to be made. If there's evidence brought to the police they will make an arrest.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Take a look for yourself.

Christopher Morton Duckworth, MD

school.wakehealth.edu

He's done very well for himself. I can't imagine how he'll feel when weens send him what going on with Chris now.

 

[Kritzinger]

Oh Chris

 

[The handsome tard]

Except any Public Attorny worth half a damn who doesn't have internal politcs demanding blood can extremely easily argue insanity. Get Chris-Chan on stand talking about dimensional merges and all charges are dropped in favor of instituiolization.

There needs to be a psychological evaluation first to deem if someone is insane or not because a LOT of criminals try to pretend insanity to get a lighter sentence. Insanity goes beyond just saying weird shit. Not that Im disagreeing with you, Im just saying that the process is realistically more complicated than that.

 

[starborn427614]

What a colorful character! Just like a My Little Pony, I'm sure.

*My Little Pedo

 

[Blue_Snow]

I was trying to look on the henrico website to see if they did update his charge (just to make sure the other pic isn’t doctored or something) and can’t find him on it. Is this what they charged him with?

 

[Beautiful Border]

I'm late but I just had to throw this song on.

Imagine playing any song other than this right now

 

[themotherflippin480]

Good news! Chris now has a fellow inmate who ALSO has heterochromia! He's a sex offender too! Sounds like they'll also have a blast.
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Hey he has a dead eye too

 

[cancermonger]

Ethan Ralph is one of the last people on Earth I would expect any kind of ethics from

I've noticed that lolcows have very loose morals

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Take a look for yourself.

Christopher Morton Duckworth, MD

school.wakehealth.edu

I know he's a doctor and that's awesome... but I mean... hows he reacting to this? does he care?

 

[I'd rather not]

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The Twitter rant Chris will probably post about this will be very interesting.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Tell me again how Chris couldn't do it.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

Oh Chris

HOLY POG!!!!!1!!

 

[AnimeAvatard]

He's done very well for himself.

He continues to prove that he is "Chris Chan but better" when he isn't even trying

 

[Butthole Surfer]

Take a look for yourself.

Christopher Morton Duckworth, MD

school.wakehealth.edu

Imagine graduating from medical school just to be forever known as the guy who impersonated some autistic weirdo on the internet

 

[cancermonger]

Imagine playing any song other than this right now

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inb4 someone calls me a spic

 

[Justin Trudeau]

No cell can hold him, can't be arrested when you're astral projected into cwcville

He really is gonna spend the next several years sat serenely in the corner of a cell with a creepy smile on his face imagining he's in cwcville huh