the following is extremely gay but i'm drunk this weekend has been fucked up and i need to type this out
it really hits hard
for years and years i looked on at this man from a distance just watching quietly as he smashed legos together and yelled about ponies and drew comics about jerkops and his sonic ocs. i remember when he got himself a hooker and i was actually pretty glad for the guy. i thought, great, maybe he'll have gotten that one out of his system now.
i even watched him transition and all that. of course it was ridiculous and of course i knew that he had ulterior motives behind it all, but after a while i began to accept it as being somewhat genuine. after all, there was even foreshadowing to the trans stuff if you looked hard enough. it kind of made sense, so i just thought it was part of my favorite manchilds evolution. look at him trying to be a woman, i thought to myself. at least he seems happy.
one running chris-chan joke was that he was fucking his own mom. bring up any discourse that involved barb and it would come up. bring up chris-chan's love quest and it would probably come up. hell, just bring up chris-chan in general and it would come up. we all smirked and said he wanted to pork his own mom when he was rubbing at her shoulder when they were in court together. we all cringed when he said in a captain's log publically that he had fantasies about fucking his own mom. we all joked and laughed about him smashing the barbussy on the regular, and it was pretty great.
but it wasn't happening.
because our boy was innocent. sure, he had done a lot of bad things. a lot of real bad things. tried to run over mike with his car. maced a gamestop employee. the entire megan saga. but in his own retarded manchild way, he was innocent.
we were innocent.
it's friday afternoon. my friend messages me on discord. have you heard what chris chan has done, he says? what now, i ask? mace another employee?
a screenshot appears on my screen. the texts that were leaked.
i read them. they make no sense to me. i read them again, and it slowly begins to click. by the third time, i know what is going on.
it has to be doctored, i think to myself. surely. my favorite manchild is capable of many things ... but this? fucking his own mom? raping her while she lays there, addled with dementia?
it cannot be true.
first, i head to the cwcki. it is down. then, i head to the farms. i have no need to click on the chris chan section. it is there. a thread. incest. i click.
from then, it has just been a spiral. i have never really felt inclined to make an account here, but, to cope, i need to. i come here and i call people faggots and all that and i call chris a fat retard and i feel better about the situation. it has been a pleasant way of coping but at the end of the day
chris raped his own mom
my boy isn't innocent
and a part of my innocence has gone as a result
my worldview has changed - not a lot - but enough to make things feel just a little darker
and it's all because a fat retard raped his own mom
tldr: you're all fucking faggots neck yourselves
