[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
from what i'm finding she makes really shitty weird art, somehow even more shitty than chris
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Not saying it's good by any means, but it's all the "art" she ever shared consistently and seemed to practice at least somewhat. I doubt she's ever attempted any sort of art otherwise simply from the lack of posts.
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💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:
Imagine the comics they could have made if they had collaborated on something. Holy shit.

Their love story could have been the stuff of legends had he not cucked her with his 80 years old mother.
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Imagine all the A-LOGs who would legimately implode that trooned out merge chris had a true an honest white girl that is not entirely hideous to look at completing the love quest.
 
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Is manipulating the mentally ill to commit a crime in and of itself a crime? Especially a sped that has a vast history of being easily manipulated?

One thing is certain however, it's absolutely useful to the defence. Even a typical ineffective public defender can run roughshod over the prosecution with this, if it even goes to trial in the first place.
 
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This seems to have been written by Fiona

"Thank You, Chris"
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Despite being very awkward to admit, Chris Chan saved me, especially during the 2020-2021 pandemic quarantine situation.

This is a bit personal, but it is an account of how this inept delusional manchild has changed my life for the better. I am more than willing to share this with all of you.

CONTEXT:

Currently, I am a high school senior who will graduate next month. This has been the hardest fucking school year of my life.

In the past years of pre-pandemic schooling, I was usually an A student, always involved in sports and P.E. classes and shit (because I'm a jock girl and those are my hobbies, other than Christory now). I know, I sound like a fucking Mary Sue here, but I was thriving in the structured world of normal high school life from freshman to junior year.

School was my entire livelihood. I craved that structure, and the affirmations that I was bettering myself, physically and mentally, by just following orders from the coaches and teachers.

Then COVID-19 hit, and I lost my streak. No more straight A's u/IanBwandonAndOwOson for the rest of junior year.

DISCOVERY:

Being cooped up in quarantine, I watched countless streams from Deadwing Dork, and always noticed a certain name popping up in the comments of his videos. Curiosity killed the cat as I searched up this name, and delved into the eponymous wiki. So many hours of entertainment were spent cracking myself up over this name that I never looked back.

I told my best friend, u/Physical-Floor, about the special name, and sent him the first episode of Comprehensive History. We both became Christorians, and this would go on from the rest of 2020 onward.

'SEINOR' YEAR:

I can say with confidence that my senior year absolutely sucked.

I couldn't completely grasp subjects through online learning, so my grades are currently still a C- at best. Work kept piling and piling up over the computer, and with sports on top of that, it was too much to handle for me.

I had to half-ass assignments to push them through the due date and I crashed into slumber more than I'd ever want to admit, missing weeks of sports practices, damaging my how I felt about my body image.

I was dysfunctional, but I had the solace of knowing;

"At least I'm not Chris Chan."

CHRIS CHAN AS A COPING MECHANISM:

During my low moments, where my grades are subpar, my body image is horrid, and I'm too fatigued to help myself, I'd think;

Would Chris Chan power through his senior year during a pandemic? No! He'd sleep through all the lessons, dreaming about his OC's and not even give two fucks!

Then I'd continue on this train of thought, thinking about that boy in Manchester High, sliding his indolent ass through Honor Roll, with this agape mouth and blank expression and I send myself into hysterics thinking about it.

I'd call my friend, reciting the "A-U-T-I-S-M" song at the part Chris yells

"HONOR ROoOoOoOo-OH-oOoOoOH-OLLLLL!"

And we'd both cackle our lungs out at this crazy lolcow that seriously believes being on some Honor Roll in high school will get the girls piling on him!

Sometimes, when my anxiety attacks hit hard, and my brain constantly overanalyzes its worries and breaks down, a little tune comes into my head that seems to pacify me;

"I got a fish, would you like to make a wish,"

I always smile when that comes to mind.

"I got a fish, would you like to make a wish?"

In the midst of a serious mental breakdown, just the insanity of a kooky manchild flailing his arms in a rugby shirt with children's toys scattered around him singing a nonsensical tune makes me giggle even when I think I am at my absolute worst.

Chris is literally one of the only things keeping my spirits up through senior year at this point. Humor like this gave me the motivation to actually pass classes this year.

And even on times when I only attend sports twice a week, I know that's still more than Chris would ever do in his life.

Having a best friend I can talk at great lengths about Chris Chan with is definitely a bonus, as well as having an online community of Christorians from diverse backgrounds who can all come together, analyze Chris's antics, and laugh at his nonsense.

Chris Chan provides respite through my struggle of trying to graduate during a pandemic as a functional adult.

All his childish mind cares about is his own little creations of "electric hedgehog Pokemon" that live in the fantastical worlds of CWCville and C-197. He's like Peter Pan taking all of us to his Neverland.

When I'm angry over silly things in life out of my control, like me not being She-Hulk strong, I just remember that Chris Chan was just as angry over Sonic having blue arms, and just smile thinking about that.

I believe we all have our little "blue arms" that we get irrational over, except we don't pick up the pepper spray. I'm not gonna go blame the gym equipment and pepperspray the front desk people because I'm still a small-looking girl (I just became a woman last year) who barely has half the life experience of a veteran athlete!

Chris Chan is the anti-role model that gives me glimpses into extreme forms of my faults, and that reminds me to take myself less seriously, and turn it down a notch.

CONCLUSION:

I honestly don't know what the fuck would've happened with me this school year had Chris Chan not been in my life.

He gave me solace through laughter, introspection on my own psychology, and motivation to live through life knowing that no matter how disorganized my current life is, I am still better at managing it than Chris Chan will ever be.

Seriously, thank you, Chris. You made me zap to the extreme.
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LemonParty said:
Is manipulating the mentally ill to commit a crime in and of itself a crime? Especially a sped that has a vast history of being easily manipulated?

One thing is certain however, it's absolutely useful to the defence. Even a typical ineffective public defender can run roughshod over the prosecution with this, if it even goes to trial in the first place.
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This is touched on in the Legal Issues thread—a lot of good information there, I recommend it to anyone with questions about this—and the tl;dr was essentially, “moral reprehensibility =\ legal culpability, nor should it” regarding whether or not people could be pegged for egging him on.

edit: There was also mention that they would need something more concrete than the current evidence, if it was ever utilized; the example cited was the case with the girl that told her suicidal boyfriend (Michelle Carter and Conrad Roy, I believe) to get back in the car and finish the job, resulting in his suicide—which is far more cut and dry in determining responsibility.
 
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Basalasas said:
I really wish all the incest shit hadn't happened, not just for the obvious reasons, but because I'm morbidly curious of what they had planned for Chris at Everfree.
That and seeing Null's reaction when he found out he helped Chris travel to what could have been some elaborate trap right from the start...or maybe he would have found love with Fiona and the girlfriend saga could have begun...oh, what could have been.
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Hows he going top this fuckup?

Studio Ghibli is going to make a Sonachu movie.
On his way to Japan he talks some nonsense that inspires a physicist to solve cold fusion and the new processes is named after him.
But he never makes his flight for japan because some weens got him to put his dick in hadron Collider and the world exploded.
 
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I believe we all have our little "blue arms" that we get irrational over, except we don't pick up the pepper spray. I'm not gonna go blame the gym equipment and pepperspray the front desk people because I'm still a small-looking girl (I just became a woman last year) who barely has half the life experience of a veteran athlete!
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What kind of "became a woman" is she talking about here? Virgin, troon, or really late period?

Blue Miaplacidus said:
More weird fiona art
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I like this one
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Syntaxion12 said:
Interesting, this dude

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claims to know Fiona in real life. They're also a furry and also obsessed with Chris. They reference eachother quite some times

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But ofcourse that's completely unconfirmed, maybe he has some interesting things on his account, maybe it's just bullshit
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Always take everything with a grain of salt in these times.
 
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