Chris has been arrested

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POV: You are Chris on 27th of June.

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Cuntster said:
I really just wonder if Chris was straight up fucking Barb or if he was also like french kissing her, nibbling her breasts and that kind of stuff too?

He said he approached her coyly and was gentle and gingerly so I just wonder what the mechanics of the situation were.
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She was probably just laying catatonic and limp like a hunk of meat
 
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Truthboi said:
Let's not forget that Chris premeditated this and wanted people to know about this. He literally thought he was doing nothing wrong beyond a romantic act of forbidden love you'd read in romance novels.
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Barb kept him too close while he failed to ever get the affection of the opposite sex. This coupled with Chris's delusions and inability to admit he is ever wrong about anything finally became dangerous for someone. It's basically the plot of Psycho before Norman started stabbing people
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Yeah that happens a lot when newfags join. They think this is 4chan where the guy flinging the most shit wins. Too bad jannies actually exist here and this thread's about to be locked up and cleaned up.
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This is why these spurts of popularity are annoying, they make the website slow, the threads get plugged with trash and we just have to wait till idiots leave.
 
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Negev said:
Looks like he is charged with incest so far, no idea if that includes any rape or anything so it might be labeled as consensual.
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He seems so calm in his picture, like he thinks everything is going to be okay. I don't know what cope he has come up with this time.

Any normal person would feel like the walls are closing in and their life is about to end. I envy that blissful ignorance to imminent doom.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
I never said Null would or should. What I AM saying is that Chris would have had a better shot at life if Josh was someone like Rocky Shoemaker or someone who was court appointed or a teacher instead of some nomad that runs a forum and came across Chris much earlier in life and online activity.
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Rocky knew Chris for most of his life and had physical contact with Chris, yet she still failed. Null wouldn't have succeeded under the same conditions either. It would take a miracle to turn Chris' life around.
 
GypsyBard said:
I would just like to take a few moments to point out something

This thread has went from talking about the implications of his arrest to posting pictures of people transitioning.

Now it is just a bunch of autistic weirdos yelling "tranny tranny go away"

And another autistic weirdo saying"no"

Over and over again
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i just want to talk about this fat retard getting arrested for fucking his own mother
 
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Product Placement said:
Everyone has their breaking point, those ass beating will just drive him to get stronger
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Yep it doesn't help that Chris has violent tendencies as well.

Unless he isn't killed, sentenced to life, or put in solitary confinement.

If Chris has a prison sentence for a few years or so, I fear what will come out of it even if he somehow becomes a normal person since you know for sure everyone will want to go after him if he gets out of prison.
 
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Cuntster said:
I really just wonder if Chris was straight up fucking Barb or if he was also like french kissing her, nibbling her breasts and that kind of stuff too?

He said he approached her coyly and was gentle and gingerly so I just wonder what the mechanics of the situation were.
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Oh, oh I know!
Imagine sex deprived 40-year-old transsexual men declaring he is lesbian. Add pinch of autism and negligence during his childhood and i guess you have an image of sex scenes between him and Barbara.
 
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ManInPickleArmor said:
He seems so calm in his picture, like he thinks everything is going to be okay. I don't know what cope he has come up with this time.

Any normal person would feel like the walls are closing in and their life is about to end. I envy that blissful ignorance to imminent doom.
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Well chris has gotten away with so much shit before. So I am sure he is thinking to himself that nothing will happen and he just needs to wait a little bit before everything goes back to normal.
 
GypsyBard said:
I would just like to take a few moments to point out something

This thread has went from talking about the implications of his arrest to posting pictures of people transitioning.

Now it is just a bunch of autistic weirdos yelling "tranny tranny go away"

And another autistic weirdo saying"no"

Over and over again
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You can discuss only this much in the absence of new material. Unless it's a current event, the rate of discussion on the Internet is much faster compared to how the situation is evolving, so it will always, inevitably devolve into shitflinging. Right now, Chris is awaiting his hearing. Regular programming will resume shortly, don't worry.

And while yes, yelling "tranny tranny go away" is autistic, it's just pure fun. Had the tranny not decided to turn its' attention to itself, this thread would've stagnated.
 
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