Chris has been arrested

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GypsyBard said:
Imagine how long it will take police to properly search a completely hoarded out house for evidence.

Even worse imagine what they would find.
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In my ideal world some crime scene cleanup channel on youtube gets the bid to clean the house for the county and the entire video is just the personnel gawking in bewilderment at artifacts and the amount of crushed dead cats
 
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Fapcop said:
Needs to be pointed out that Elagabalus’s short reign was known for sexual degeneracy so vile, that even the Romans were shocked and disgusted.

Yup, his trans status was such a success with the Romans (who were by no means sexually uptight) that Elagabalus got slain by his own Pretorian Guard and his corpse dragged through the streets of Rome to cheers and celebrations.

And here’s the best part: After his death, the Roman Senate chose to pronounce him Damnatio memoriae Which basically means: “This person was so fucking horrible that we need to officially forget he ever existed!”

All statues were torn down, inscriptions removed, coins reminted etc.


Yeah, that’s tranny emperor sure was a success alright!

It’s clearly totally not the case that we’re having trannies pushed on us as a totally normal lifestyle choice instead of the natural tendency of considering it a mental illness.
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The fact that Elagabalus replaced Jupiter (the head of the Roman pantheon) with his favoured sun god, Elagabal, is likely what really annoyed the Romans the most.
 
There's nothing to talk about, Chris is probably sleeping, of course it's gonna devolve into repeated observations and arguing over shit only kind of related to the topic
 
derpherp2 said:
Are you new to Christory? People like you have tried to rationalize the storm that is our Heavenly Blue Goddess Sonichu. And somehow, as if through a rather inevitable form of entropic madness, they all turn into gibbering horrors only properly elucidated through the horrors of CWCVille. As if the very fabric of reality around our dear Christine Weston Chandler is waft with a perfect storm of opportunistic trolls, sheer autism, utter dumbfuck authority figures, and a weirdass oedipus complex.

Do not. Under any circumstance. Follow in their footsteps. And just safely assume it is both the circumstance, and the man/boy/sonichu-thing, that made this incestuous saga.
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I think you misunderstand me. Listen. I dead ass used to work in group homes and shit for people who were legally incompetent. This ranged from people just retarded to people who were retarded and AND rapists/child molesters. I’m not rationalizing Chris’s bullshit. At all. I’ve watch a retarded man guilty of rape, but incompetent, actually plan and execute an escape.
These people were housed with other retards that they regularly sexually abused, knew it was wrong, and took steps to hide it and threaten their victims.
Nothing happened. No repercussions, as they were legally incompetent. Your hands were tied.

they eventually acted up bad enough they left the group home community living program and went to the actual crazy hospital, which was bad and restricted enough that they’d shape up enough to come back to the group home. Rinse and repeat. If they could actually rape or injure someone the group homes could be held accountable for (“civilian”, a retard that actual had some one who cared, or higher level staff) maybe they wouldn’t come back to the group homes.
I’m absolutely not legitimizing anyone’s actions, I’m just warning the justice system can be considerably different if you have a low iq, some function, and a favorable diagnosis. Autism is a known quantity and the court isn’t going to sift through 14-17 years of Christory to find out what the this online bullshit is, he looks batshit insane and victimized.
He knew what he was doing. He knew- on some level- it was wrong. And he did it. The fact he told people, and left breadcrumbs for people to follow, may actually help him. To anyone unfamiliar it isn’t typically sane and reasonable behavior. He deserves prison, he just may have a different outcome.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Do we know if some weird autist just camped out watching Chris's place yet?

Because what they will most likely do is get search warrant for his electronic devices and the house.

If they do that we know the real investigation will begin and we will get to hear what weird crap was on his computer.

Imagine how long it will take police to properly search a completely hoarded out house for evidence.

Even worse imagine what they would find.

But yeah is there some ween watching his house in order to take video when the search begins?
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holy shit i hope we get to see what's on his computer
 
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I think the next course of action is to find this Bella character that weened her way into getting Chris to fuck his own mother, and give us the most grotesque amount of detail possible. The fact the she was almost gloating and feeding into the Chris Chan's illusions is one of the most despicable displays imaginable. Don't get me wrong, may Chris face the consequences of his deviance.

Though, after finally mustering up the courage to listen to the audio calls, this Bella ween surpasses Blue Spike on the julayy rector scale. I hate this broad just as much as Chris, and the fact she more than likely from what I pieced together from the call. Essentially enabled this sick fucking event for almost a month before dropping the audio is the most insane part of all of this. If this person actually cared about the safety of Barb should of immediately went to the police first, instead of trying to get some form of e-clout from this event.

I am geniniely disgusted and horrified from all of this, I did not want to listen to the call, because I thought the text messages where bad enough. This is fucking insane, and to be honest when I first heard the segment of this specific call, I did think it was fake after listening to only 30 seconds of it. Seeing it was confirmed, I just had to sit down and actually listen to the audio. Like this is the worst thing I have ever heard in all of my years on the internet. This is like Snakething levels of fucked up, but the trollsheilding weens deserve the chair, the wall, and every imaginable punishment for baiting this autistic looney troon.
 
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GypsyBard said:
Do we know if some weird autist just camped out watching Chris's place yet?

Because what they will most likely do is get search warrant for his electronic devices and the house.

If they do that we know the real investigation will begin and we will get to hear what weird crap was on his computer.

Imagine how long it will take police to properly search a completely hoarded out house for evidence.

Even worse imagine what they would find.

But yeah is there some ween watching his house in order to take video when the search begins?
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Part of me thinks a Shanny's Apartment-esque house tour would be amusing to watch, but I still strongly feel that breaking the law for 5 minutes of fame is retarded.
 
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I'm actually almost sad that the arrest didn't come in the form of the police chasing Chris down at that my little pony convention dressed in a badly made my little pony OC cosplay.

Extra points if the police are all arguing on who tackles him. I'd imagine it would be like running into a wet mattress.
 
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