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What amount of bail, if any, are we looking at? Do you think Chris would be able to post it somehow?
 
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Rakoon said:
What amount of bail, if any, are we looking at? Do you think Chris would be able to post it somehow?
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The only money hes has is stolen from his lover, but any fat idiot could post his bail.
 
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Cardenio said:
Ethan needs to be at Taco Bell right now. Once he finishes his Nacho Fries, Crunchwrap Burrito, and Large Pepsi maybe him & May will waddle over to the courthouse for us.
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Nah he's gonna send Pantsu to do it again. You know there might be stepps and all.
 
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Sickle Nuited Pigger said:
I'm just stunned that Chris could have been handed a ton of free money from the fucking gofundme, gotten a dream vacation (for him, anyway) and had a great time and ALL HE HAD TO DO was NOT FUCK HIS OWN MOTHER.

No, wait. He could have even done that.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS NOT TELL A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET THAT HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER, REPEATEDLY, AND IN DETAIL THAT MAKES IT CLEAR HE'S A FUCKING SUBHUMAN MONSTER.

I lament my lot in life often enough, and I know I'm not the only one. If you're feeling down today, just remember: you never fucked up THAT bad before.

At least I fucking hope you havent.
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Given the confirmation of Fiona and the supposed “clout” chasing, it’s actually possible that Chris could have had sex for free with a non-relative woman at his dream vacation. He turned what could have been a sure thing had he waited a month and just kept fulfilling commissions into the complete end of his life as he knows it entirely because he gave up and stooped to raping his mom.
 
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Rakoon said:
What amount of bail, if any, are we looking at? Do you think Chris would be able to post it somehow?
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I am not sure what the point is for bail in his case. He has no home, no friends, no relatives are willing to take him on, he has no job to go to.
He won't get access to his lego or game consoles.
And he would not have any money to pay any bail anyway.
At least in jail he will have 3 meals per day.
 
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So, if there is a probability Chris ends finally in jail for real, inmates may won't be happy to know why he's there. If that happens, well buddy, start praying to god
 
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