Chris has been arrested

[CharlesBarkley]

On top of that, fuck him. Maybe a month in jail away from social media and his toys will clear his mind a little.

Nah, dude. He snapped. Nigga is going to scream out magichans nonstop and be the biggest pain in the ass ever for the holding crew there, lol.

 

[Grognak]

chris seems to be taking this pretty well
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Looking at this picture I can't help but think to myself... Imagine if Chris just chose to dress himself nicely, a pair of jeans, a plain t-shirt that fits, took regular showers, cut his hair, worked out a little bit. He could definitley pull some low-tier china if he did this and didn't blabber about fictional cartoon characters to everyone in his fucking vicinity.

 

[Analog Devolved]

This should be Chris's new themesong.

https://youtu.be/2NCuEb2lUBY

 

[gentry]

There is no way Chris will be deemed fit to stand trial, let alone sent to big boy prison.

 

[Merrick]

I am not sure what the point is for bail in his case. He has no home, no friends, no relatives are willing to take him on, he has no job to go to.
He won't get access to his lego or game consoles.
And he would not have any money to pay any bail anyway.
At least in jail he will have 3 meals per day.

Is Ralph desperate enough to post bail so he can finally drag Chris back to his "HQ" and have his way with him force him to blame Josh for everything?

 

[PennyCrayon]

Really hope no-one bails him out

 

[Bass]

Null, you said you're done with him. Does that include helping him find housing/care like you said you would after Barb dies? Because now Chris will certainly not returning to the house, whether he beats the case or not.

Well, depending on how the new legal saga plays out, housing might be taken care of for a while.

 

[GethPrime]

If all the retards saying "HeRe FoR tHiS hIsToRiC mOmEnT" would just shut the fuck up and people only posted relevant shit, this thread would be like 20 pages long.

In other words, shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

 

[Learned Hand]

There is no way Chris will be deemed fit to stand trial, let alone sent to big boy prison.

I really wish people would read the highlights, at the least, before sliding a thread.

There are way, way less mentally fit people in prison right now in VA, and everywhere else, than Chris.

Chris is likely entirely fit to stand trial, though, as everyone has sort of gained consensus on, a trial is very unlikely.

 

[Spineloop]

Now Chris is arrested its possible the police will go through his phones and computers looking for evidence. Who knows what they might find? It might add to the evidence against him (such as more messages bragging about it, or photos/videos of the act) or for him (having a text conversation with barbara where she replies like a mentally healthy person).

Add another charge or two for illegal stuff they will find on his computer, because you know people have sent him some weird stuff that he as the retard he is saved on his computer.

 

[DynamicDork]

I think Chris has worn out Null's kindness towards him.

There's gotta be a breaking point. I'm surprised he's had support for this long. Chris needs help but he's got to accept it when it's given.
In saying that though, Chris fucked his mom. If there ever was a point of no return I'm betting this is it.

 

[painful suffering]

Null will probably start a GoFundMe later today for bail. We can all pitch in and hopefully get Chris out.

nah I want the fucker to rot in jail for the rest of his life.

 

[Rakoon]

Add another charge or two for illegal stuff they will find on his computer, because you know people have sent him some weird stuff that he as the retard he is saved on his computer.

*a wild child pornography possession charge appears*

 

[Clownery]

Imagine helping to bail out a guy who raped his demented mother for internet clout

Ralph will do it don't tempt fate

 

[Chazzed Up]

I really do hope this is the true end of people online trying to provide any kind of help to Chris. Based on his history my thoughts have long been that if he is so mentally unstable that it only takes a bit of suggestion to make him a danger to himself or others, he needs to be contained and supervised for the rest of his life, and that was before this came out which likely he was not a victim of being told to do something awful this time.

The mistake was in people romanticizing him into a harmless child due to his handicaps.

 

[gentry]

I really wish people would read the highlights, at the least, before sliding a thread.

A thread full of "ooh chrishan gonna in truble" "i hop chris get rap in prisn" "chris fuk mom dat is disgsting me" and this is what you take issue with.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Anyone who bails Chris out deserves to get Jeffrey Dahmerd by him.

 

[Techpriest]

I really wish people would read the highlights, at the least, before sliding a thread.

There are way, way less mentally fit people in prison right now in VA, and everywhere else, than Chris.

Chris is likely entirely fit to stand trial, though, as everyone has sort of gained consensus on, a trial is very unlikely.

Chris might represent himself at trial too, like a certain Florida man. If that’s the case then I want transcripts because it’s going to be fucking wild.

 

[Rukario]

Add another charge or two for illegal stuff they will find on his computer, because you know people have sent him some weird stuff that he as the retard he is saved on his computer.

I really don't want to even speculate what horrors he has in his browsing history.

 

[Alex Mercer]

Chris might represent himself at trial too, like a certain Florida man. If that’s the case then I want transcripts because it’s going to be fucking wild.

nah, Magi-Chan will be representing Chris