Chris has been arrested

[Happy Fish]

While there is a good chance Chris would sex pest some female detainee, I have to assume that in the wild, where there are women who aren't decrepit and infirm, Chris would just get his ass beaten by female criminals when they realized what he was. Like, what is the risk of Chris raping a woman that can defend herself?

But I agree. Checking off a box at the DMV shouldn't entitle him to womens' spaces.

There is also a chance that Chris is getting handjobs from thirsty junkies as we speak

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris shits himself in terror at the first sign of confrontation. He raped Barb because she literally couldn't stop him. The first time he tries to grope some crackhead or hooker and she screams he'll stop, make another pillow fort on his cot and hide.

i agree.
i still stand by my belief that chris CANNOT, physically not mentally, bring himself to literally assault someone using force. hes only able to abuse those who cant fight back

sad, i was kinda hoping to see him get pummelled in the courtyard by a buncha bulldykes

 

[crackerchrist]

fuck sake imagine being a woman and you get locked up for meth or robbery or prostitution and you have to share a cell with a man who pretends to be a woman and everyone around you is just like "yeah this is okay, this is normal" but YOU know and THEY know that this is bullshit and they're only doing it so rabid trannies on twitter who have no real world power will sperg out and call you made up insults like "TERF" and "transphobic"

That's what's so annoying about this shit, everyone knows the whole thing is fucking theatre but they play along anyway

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Also he’s in a holding facility for women?
God damn it Virginia. He’s a literal rapist at this point.

Chris: "I put my penis inside of her"

Police: "Okay, it's ladies jail for you, then."

 

[The Valeyard]

A daughter's love that went to far.....

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Fake and gay

 

[benutz]

Proof that mass hysteria still exists.

 

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

Haven't read the thread, but I just wanna say that I fucking hate Ralph and anyone associated with him.

Give me all the hats you want, but he's the type of person, who if I met in real life and he started acting and screaming like a psycho like he is in this video with his enablers cheering him on, I would physically assault him out of sheer annoyance and, with my luck and Ralphs lack of self awareness, he'd somehow drunkenly fall mid fight, break a leg, and sue me.


God just shut the fuck up you oversized whiskey bottle and stop self plugging during his fucking arrest. Also blaming bringing Josh up as if it's relevant in any way shape or form.

Holy fuck this is why I avoid the Gunt board. I hate that fat fuck more than I hate Chris right now.

Speaking of sacrifices though, how long till we sacrifice Chris to the harvest?



Also, it's interesting he's only got an incest charge. He'll claim the Autism defense and get out. At least I hope. A prison-chris saga would be boring as fuck, and it'd be way funnier if he got released but was forced, by the government, to move the fuck out of his parents house.

Either way fuck the Gunt and I wish Chris good luck, degenerate and, sex pest that he is, I don't want the ride to end just yet.

 

[shubniggurath]

Is this part of the Great Reset?

the moment the judge whacks the hammer there will be a flash and hell wake up in bed in cwcville.
something like mr robot i imagine.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I'm sure most of women would be able to beat the crap out of Chris.

Yeah, we gotta remember that despite his obvious sex pest tendencies, he was only ever able to pull it off with his dementia-addled elderly mother who lacks the will and physical capacity to retaliate. Anything that’s not physically or mentally disabled is going to be a tough target for Chris.

 

[cubot]

Man, I missed out on everything ever since someone shot a hole in my wall and I had to move out.
Last I heard CWC finnally got put in the slammer.

Yeah, he's being charged with incest but no clue if there's gonna be more charges coming up.

 

[Catloaf]

I'm pretty sure that CWC, being the OG incel, won't be able to stand against any woman in prison, let alone acting tough and eventually harassing one. He's too scared of going to and confronting a woman. So imo, he'll just be there having a schizo moment with sonichu and magi chan. That is, if he ends up in a women's prison.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

There's something really tragic, though, about Chris Chan's story. From what was initially a ridiculous saga of an autistic guy and his hilariously dumb exploits has slowly turned into an episode of American Horror Stories.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Fake and gay
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Yes its fake but convincing enough to make a faggot like yourself go check it's validity. Your welcome.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Yeah, he's being charged with incest but no clue if there's gonna be more charges coming up.

EPO violation may come up - Depends I guess on how bad the court wants to fuck him, lol.

 

[High Hedgie]

Chris's Arrest Record from Sherrif's Office

Regional Jail West Description

So far it just look like incest and no court date is showing.

 

[The Crowman]

Since he said it happened every three days over the month, I think it's closer to 16.

Edit: It's 11. There were 11 3 days cycles between June 27th (assuming starting on the 27th) and July 29th/July 30th (the 30th would have been the next rape cycle).

To the rape cycle!

 

[Ltaksti]

EVEN if he ends on a women prison, i don't think women there are that passive. Is not like Chris could even persuade a women who isn't Barb

 

[idosometimes]

There are few worse captions under your photo than "incest with own child or grandchild."
Though, on the almost bright side of things, I imagine that normies who see this will think Chris incested his own child instead of his dried out husk of a mother, which presumes Chris scored and produced Crystal.

No one can say for certain what Chris’s life would have been like if he hadn’t been discovered and made into an internet celebrity.
I think he still would have ended up at this place: raping his dementia-addled mom and stealing her money. He just wouldn’t have been caught because there wouldn't be a million people hanging on to his every word.

He would not have been caught if he kept his big yap shut. The messages to Null about this show that Chris would have told someone in his life. Heck, he blabbed to Rocky about seeing a prostitute for sexual intimacy. That meaww click farm has a page for Mia Hamm now. Oversharing has always been my favorite Chris quality. He has no idea what is appropriate because of his autisms. Normally it leads to hilarity. this time, well, not as much.

 

[Pyra]

While there is a good chance Chris would sex pest some female detainee, I have to assume that in the wild, where there are women who aren't decrepit and infirm, Chris would just get his ass beaten by female criminals when they realized what he was. Like, what is the risk of Chris raping a woman that can defend herself?

But I agree. Checking off a box at the DMV shouldn't entitle him to womens' spaces.

As soon as a female detainee finds out what he did, he's getting jumped.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Chris's Arrest Record from Sherrif's Office

Regional Jail West Description

So far it just look like incest and no court date is showing.

Given the offense occurred in Greene County he'll be transferred there before we have more information probably.