Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

"I WANT TO TALK TO GOOGLE'S MANAGER!" Did he even eat the rib eye steak? Because the video doesn't show him eating the rib eye steak, unless I'm missing something that he cut out. Or did he not order the steak? Because if the price was an issue, then it makes him come across as someone too cheap and unprepared for anything that might have come up as a surprise in incidental costs.

Cheap bastard.
 
Jack's Bitstrip/Goanimate looking avatars are so goddamn annoying to look at. I hope his trolls convince him that they're a symbol of gayness and transexuality and maybe he stops using those crap.
Why do you think he uses them in the first place?

Only faggots, wine moms, and 14 year old girls unironically use those fucking things.
 
My bet is the reason Jack was so pissy despite kind-of enjoying the food was that he tried and failed to pull one over on the restaurant at checkout. Probably tried pulling some false indignation out of his ass how he wanted the ribeye and due to the extra $4 he had to eat something he didn't want and his entire night was ruined and demanded a discount. Also, fuck him for how he was whining about how they were bullshitting about unlimited sides because beans weren't one of the options. Like, God damn it Jack, you're getting all-you-can-eat* for $20 at a real restaurant, not some dirty microwave CiCi's/Golden Corral bullshit. Get Tammy to drive you to Walmart to get a can of Bush's if you're going to cry about not getting enough beans.
 
"I WANT TO TALK TO GOOGLE'S MANAGER!" Did he even eat the rib eye steak? Because the video doesn't show him eating the rib eye steak, unless I'm missing something that he cut out. Or did he not order the steak? Because if the price was an issue, then it makes him come across as someone too cheap and unprepared for anything that might have come up as a surprise in incidental costs.

Cheap bastard.
I could imagine how the interaction went down:

Jack mentions that Google has the ribeye listed at $20. Jack mentions that Google says one thing despite the menu itself saying another thing. Jack asks for the Google price, is denied, and throws a tantrum. Tammy reigns him in and the server says "we have a combo platter that has all the OTHER meats".

Jack then loses his shit when the server isn't immediately there to present the check and cash them out.

Edit: It also doesn't mention anywhere on the menu that sides were unlimited, and the pot of beans or greens is an appetizer.
 
Jack is the kind of faggot who doesn't need an excuse to go off on a 20 year old waitress. He feels threatened by any woman that breathes. Perhaps the buff hunky manager came over to smooth things out, Jack tried his usual faggoty giggle-flirting, and that didn't work either, so all that's left to do is Category 1 chimpout.
 
My bet is the reason Jack was so pissy despite kind-of enjoying the food was that he tried and failed to pull one over on the restaurant at checkout. Probably tried pulling some false indignation out of his ass how he wanted the ribeye and due to the extra $4 he had to eat something he didn't want and his entire night was ruined and demanded a discount. Also, fuck him for how he was whining about how they were bullshitting about unlimited sides because beans weren't one of the options. Like, God damn it Jack, you're getting all-you-can-eat* for $20 at a real restaurant, not some dirty microwave CiCi's/Golden Corral bullshit. Get Tammy to drive you to Walmart to get a can of Bush's if you're going to cry about not getting enough beans.
I didn’t watch the video yet, but is this thr one where he pisses and moans about the steak not having seasoning. The restaurant had an up charge to season the steak and Jack was having none of it? I know that’s probably a vague description.
 
I didn’t watch the video yet, but is this thr one where he pisses and moans about the steak not having seasoning. The restaurant had an up charge to season the steak and Jack was having none of it? I know that’s probably a vague description.
No, this is the one where he has a tard fit over a price mismatch between the menu and google on an item he didn't even order. The whole thing seemed like justification after the fact, so it's probably to cover for some other negative encounter inside the restaurant. It amazes me with the supposed hopelessness that everyone claims to feel during the pandemic that no one has decided fuck it and just poisoned the bastard. I wonder if he would still try to put that in a video. He'd definitely be getting more views.
 
I didn’t watch the video yet, but is this thr one where he pisses and moans about the steak not having seasoning. The restaurant had an up charge to season the steak and Jack was having none of it? I know that’s probably a vague description.
You're thinking of the Cajun ribeye fiasco.
Jack mentions a high end steakhouse in the beginning of the video, Jimmy Kelly's and how they gave him a small bowl of cajun seasoning after he complained about it. I've seen Jimmy Kelly's menu and already knew what game Jack was playing. Jimmy Kelly offers a cajun seasoned ribeye at a cheaper price than their other ribeye. Jack mentions he ordered the ribeye and asked they add cajun seasoning. Why not just order the cajun seasoned steak off the menu? Jack was attempting to steal and got caught, hince him saying he'll never go back.

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that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

Spineless weasel don't have the balls to order the steak and make them honor the price on their website, nor to tell people in the checkout line to give him a little space, so he bitches on video. Many such cases. Yelp is full of these cretins.
 
Spineless weasel don't have the balls to order the steak and make them honor the price on their website, nor to tell people in the checkout line to give him a little space, so he bitches on video. Many such cases. Yelp is full of these cretins.
There's no checkout line. It's the waitress getting the bill and bringing it to him. He is just so fat that someone likely nudged him at one of the four tables inside that room.
 
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When I saw this I thought yet another lolcow got pulled into the dimensional merge, then I saw the text at the top. If only Jack was on a Burger Wars tour in Virginia yesterday
 
Seems like Jack ultimately "won" Tammy over her "authoritarian" diet restrictions.

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This is the third one he's done this year. Is this just stroke brain or does he have alzheimers?
You know what I really do wonder guys? If Jack ever got confroted by a real manager. Someone who has spine & stands infront of his staff if/when a cunt like Jack starts to act out. I really wonder how Jack would react, Tammy aside oder not.
He'd jump cut to him in the parking lot acting tough while trying to hold back tears.
 
Seems like Jack ultimately "won" Tammy over her "authoritarian" diet restrictions.

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jack sure knows how to make food look as unappetizing as possible. this one looks like cat vomit

You know what I really do wonder guys? If Jack ever got confroted by a real manager. Someone who has spine & stands infront of his staff if/when a cunt like Jack starts to act out. I really wonder how Jack would react, Tammy aside oder not.
he's been confronted about not being able to film inside places a couple times. he complied, of course, and then went into a rant about how it was probably due to the employees being illegal immigrants

if a restaurant manager/server ever confronted him for just acting like an asshole, we all know jack would just walk away like the little bitch he is and immediately write a bad review on google
 
I didn’t watch the video yet, but is this thr one where he pisses and moans about the steak not having seasoning. The restaurant had an up charge to season the steak and Jack was having none of it? I know that’s probably a vague description.
Oh I vaguely know the one you're talking about:

He wanted to try and get a more expensive variant of the steak due to its seasoning and loadout by using the cheaper one and demanding them to make it like the more expensive one. Since the staff is smarter than Jack, they then told him that they'd have to price it like the steak he didn't want to get and he bawled like a toddler.

I legit don't remember what Fat on the Go episode that one was, because I usually can't stand him treating employees like shit or whining about parking lots.
This is the third one he's done this year. Is this just stroke brain or does he have alzheimers?

He'd jump cut to him in the parking lot acting tough while trying to hold back tears.
I suspect that he just has a fuckload of chicken, but yeah this isn't quite the 3rd time he's made this dish, since it's not alfredo this time. It's still basically the same 2 pounds of chicken, with 5 pounds of cheese, and a few ounces of broccoli as the last two alfredo dishes.

Jack doesn't give a shit about making new things or twists to them; this is the same angry stupid toddler who made 29 chilis, all of them basically the same and cooked horribly wrong.

At no point has Jack ever made a Bowl of Red, a White Chili (Chicken or Seafood), Chili Verde, Chili sin Carne, or incorporate different mixes. He legit doesn't care.
 
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