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I AM FUNNY said:
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Pristine isn't getting off from charges. JFC, they teach this in criminal justice classes. Even if Pristine is found not guilty by insanity--or if he's determined to "not understand the gravity of the offense," he goes to Wendell Rawls Jr.'s Cold Storage cogwheel me with Thorazine and just fuck my shit up institute for the criminally insane.
Even the psych ward at your local city/county hospital is far worse than the gen pop dayroom. And even if he doesn't go there, he'll be on the infirmary floor of the lockup. A fun, playful minstrel show of window lickers, booger pickers, and men writing their town hall manifestos on the walls with their own shit and sperm. He is NOT going free any time soon.

FYI: If my memory serves right, I thought I read that even Nick Bate was housed for a while over at CDI Waymart. That was formerly Farview Hospital for the Criminally Insane in Pennsyltucky--the same place Cold Storage is about.
And CDI Waymart houses mostly sex offenders these days.
 
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Sneedclave said:
What was that all about anyway? I can't find the screenshots
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Source seemed reliable can't be sure tho

Edit : found it again
 
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El Rodrigo said:
He was more than mentally capable enough to hatch that scheme of fucking his helpless mother (with an instructional guide, mind you) AND take money out of her account when things got hairy, so I'm not going to rule that out whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure that he has plenty of lewd drawings of underaged characters saved on his computer. My memory may be sketchy, but there was a screenshot which busted him 'liking' an unsavory drawing on Twitter. The police aren't going to really consider that shit, though, because last I checked, we aren't in Australia, where said drawings definitely ARE considered Captain Picards and will get you in severe trouble.

I don't know if the cops will have cause to search his computers, though. The crimes committed aren't of an electronic nature, and there's no reason to believe that he was harbouring anything related to the case at hand. However, I could be wrong.

On an unrelated note, this might be me stating the obvious, but you can't convince me that he does not yank his tugboat to his Rosechu characters.
Hell, he probably jerked it off when he put Zapina in his comic as a candidate to strip.
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The PayPal bank transfers probably open a door for the electronic devices. Plus the sexual nature of the crime and the fact that he communicated information about it electronically make searching the computers and devices an easy get for the DA. The defense lawyer can bitch about it after the fact to little effect.
 
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Hopefully, this will be a high profile case and they allow court cameras to be shown to the public. Not sure what VA statutes say about that

I wonder if he could also get in trouble for elder abuse (not just the rape part) for not taking proper care of her and allowing terrible living conditions in that shithole house.

The poor detective who is assigned to look at videos and social media stuff of his stuff. Can just imagine every other comment would be "What the fuck?????"
 
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BustinBiden said:
Has anyone compiled the relevent ones yet? I refuse to use gapebook.
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I only saved one to post on here and I seen someone somewhere on this thread posted another one plus with the millions of people commenting on that post even if you wanted to use Facebook I doubt you would actually be able to find them

Although the funniest bit was when people started linking the cops to the documentary and to this board

So now you know the police are probably reading this board to see what the hell is up with this crazy Chris guy and watching the documentary as part of their investigation

They do not know what they're getting themselves into
 
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Seems to me like the county has been waiting for this to happen for a while. They seemed to get this started pretty quick and my conspiracy mind is telling me that any excuse to prolong his jail time will be used to its fullest extent. Just to keep him off the streets and out of people's hair.

God speed Chris.
 
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