POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Haint]

Based Virginia

 

[BustinBiden]

I imagine it felt very lumpy and awkward like fondling a bag of half-smashed baked potatoes

Well now I'm just hungry.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They aren't confirming he raped his mother. They're accusing him of raping his mother (actually incest, but a rape charge seems probable). Confirmation will come when we have some evidence.


She could have contacted the police before the sheriff's office learned of it. She calls the police, they mull it over, decide there's something there and loop in the SO.

Or she did contact the SO, and they didn't do anything until they received a corroborating report, and that was the basis for the investigation and the warrant.

I’d they find her unable to consent, it will be a rape charge.

 

[W00K #17]

Okay many of you have asked for this. So I've recreated Chris's POV from when he was penetrating Barb.
This is what Chris saw as he was on top of his mother thrusting in and out of her wap.
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Boing

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

IN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING, I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
OF SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAWView attachment 2404113

THE WAY YOU MADE THEM SUFFER, YOUR EXSQUISITE WIFE AND MOTHER FILLS ME WITH THE URGE TO DEFECATE!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You know, Chris has done a lot of good here. I think the vast majority of people can get behind hating Chris. It can be the bread to break the racial barrier. No matter your color, collar or creed; raping your 80 year old mom is absolutely repulsive. Has there been such a universally hated man since Hitler? I dare say not.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

Okay many of you have asked for this. So I've recreated Chris's POV from when he was penetrating Barb.
This is what Chris saw as he was on top of his mother thrusting in and out of her wap.
View attachment 2404118

Calm down, you don't have to try this hard to earn a place in Hell.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

I’d they find her unable to consent, it will be a rape charge.

Charge him with the crime of being the omega faggot and shagging an 80 year old

 

[Unpleasant]

Who the fuck designed their website?
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This is art, you fucking pleb. You also make sure to make the state seal very prominent so you can shove a titty in everyone's face.

 

[Constellationzero]

Press F to pay respects to Mr. Jason Tooley, who's about to hear more JULAAAAAAAAY than any human being should ever be exposed to

How many calls has Mary Lee Walsh received at the Private Villa? He better hope Fanta is on the Commissary list.

 

[Laburnum]

This is justice for what he did to the Asperpedia Four (among other things).

 

[Hot Dog]

If Investigator Tooley can make it out of this with his sanity intact the dude deserves a commendation. Talk about hitting the case of a lifetime.

 

[Fapcop]

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Weens strike back, lol!

 

[Evilronald]

Do you guys think it will make the “look ma I’m on TV dvd” when local media covers Chris’s arrest?

 

[A Money Creature]

You know, Chris has done a lot of good here. I think the vast majority of people can get behind hating Chris. It can be the bread to break the racial barrier. No matter your color, collar or creed; raping your 80 year old mom is absolutely repulsive. Has there been such a universally hated man since Hitler? I dare say not.

bin Laden?

 

[I AM FUNNY]

If Investigator Tooley can make it out of this with his sanity intact the dude deserves a commendation. Talk about hitting the case of a lifetime.

case of a lifetime my ass, this dude has all the evidence he needs he doesnt have to go digging about for shit

 

[neet_otaku]

I get that incest is a crime in and of itself, but in any case, would barb be able to consent? I don't think she's alzheimers-tier, but she definitely has something going on.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

I was hoping this would just sing that Yakuza song

No song sorry I am trying to recrate it as realistically as possible so I'm going out now to purchase a jar of mayonnaise and a banana. I will be recreating the sound of Barbs wap as Chris goes in and out. So stay tuned for that.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I wonder if Megan Schroeder is witnessing any of this - and if so, she's probably glad she dodged a bullet.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Would not be surprised at all if the cops found CP on his computer, hand-drawn or actual.

well, smut of illustrated child characters doesnt actually qualify as cp, and would probably only be used as evidence of the fact that chris might be a nonce if theres any OTHER reason for suspicion. but its not a crime in-and of itself if the drawings arent in the likeness of real children.

neither would any of the underage trolls he talked to be an issue, since engaging sexually with a minor online isnt illegal if it can be proven the accused didnt know they were a minor. and its p much documented on the internet that he had NO IDEA they were underage, and fully believed they were cute, willing, boyfriend-free girls his age. no cigar there either.

what does interest me tho is
i cant imagine chris LOOKING for porn.i mean what would he even do? where would he go? what would he search?
does he have go-to websites? he always strikes me as the kinda guy to literally just google "big boobie girl sex very hot"