Chris has been arrested

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WutangLee said:
While we wait let me give you my impression on every moron who blogs is currently covering Chris Chan. Just a rundown

Based Shaman: As usual, a nothing burger who's leeches content like a parasite from articles and other videos with the usual "CAN YOU BELIEVE CHRIS CHAN WOULD DO X? TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK CHRIS DID X", the fuck has never had an interesting thing to say out of the 500 hours he's milked from the Cwiki

Geno Samuel: Is gonna go on hiatus, and is probably worried he'll loose his milking cow. However I'll give him the the courtesy of actually knowing his shit on Chris, and sticking to his morals.

Ethan Ralph: King of retards, and gunt extraordinaire. Get's points for the being the guy that clipped the arrest. Stupid enough to think Chris had an idea who he was, and is a over emotional moron that patches up his own insecurities and mental illness by praying on other morons. But the arrest was clutch.

Dillion Thomas: Crying on Minecraft.

Gibi: One of the most seasoned on Chris lore and Sonichu Lore, and can probably TL:biggrin:R Chris's story the best out of them all, especially since he has a seasoned understanding on how Chris works. I may be biased cause I like my shit simple but Based Shaman and Geno having 5000 hours of shit wastes everyone's time.

The rest like Quartering and Blowblax are a waste of your time. Rekeita, Null and Dex is a pretty good one to watch though
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You forgot Rogue, and as someone who has watched him since 2019, let me powerlevel a bit.
Rogue is a man motivated purely by emotion, booze, and drugs. His videos and streams are pretty funny most of the time. With most of his retarded viewpoints, I'm shocked he even calls chris a he, as his entire mod team is made up of genderqueers (Asterik admitted to identifying as one back in 2019 iirc), he/theys, they/thems, "any pronouns" faggots, furries, retards, and pannies
I remember once in the politics channel, when a good number of members called nonbinary fake and gay, as well as pansexuality, only for Rogue to sperg about it. Absolutely a moralfag.
I think Propainkey is genuinely the nicest retard in the circle, but he requires a sober person to bounce off of, and recently, Rogue is definitely not sober at any time of day.
 
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kcbbq said:
And I lurked for like 18 hours. No one cares. Your join date means noting, it's not some badge of honor.

The longer you've been here the more powerful and crippling your autism, nothing more, nothing less.
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I'd agree with you until you remember we got flooded with /pol/tards since the Tarrent video and the 2016 election. It's a 50/50 chance a new user since then is a complete fucktard from /pol/ or not.
 
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Bulbasaur said:
I like to think that chris is gonna brag to his fellow inmates about the shit he's done, like a kid trying to impress his friends on the playground
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Admit it. Nobody in that shitty little county clink can beat Chris. Someone asks Chris why he's in there? "I'm a literal motherfucker."

They'll back away quietly on the Group W bench.
 
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AnOminous said:
Admit it. Nobody in that shitty little county clink can beat Chris. Someone asks Chris why he's in there? "I'm a literal motherfucker."

They'll back away quietly on the Group W bench.
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"I killed several gang members in a drive-by"

"I trafficked drugs across the Mexican border"

"I fucked my mom"

*several people shuffle away awkwardly*

"Wait hold up guys pls" :[
 
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Some Curious Person said:
Why is the charge "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"? Shouldn't it be Parent or Grandparent?
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This has already been asked a million times before and Iirc no one actually knows. The most likely answer is that incest w/ parents or grandparents is so rare that it's not listed on their default drop-down list. That or some underpaid intern clicked the wrong box
 
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AnimeAvatard said:
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THINK CHRIS THINK

Someone needs to make an edit of Bob and Chris in this image.
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THINK CHRIS! YOU UPLOAD EM YOU UNLOAD EM!
*cough* I-I'm *wheeze* Workin' on it!
 
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Bloody bunny said:
I wonder if Cole knows now? that its Been three days.
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Near impossible that he doesn't considering even Chris's extended family knows about it (since they rescinded their invitation for him to stay with them). I cannot say I blame the guy who staying as far from it as he possibly can.
 
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