Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

Pinball Lizard said:
So I heard ADF switched his Mideast Conflict sympathies from Israel to Palestine relatively recently. Is that why he's switched his fake Hebrew name for a fake Spanish name?
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He's been threatening to bomb the imaginary Jews in his imaginary country recently. I think his sympathies changed a while ago, back when he stopped wanting to be Tranny Ziva and decided all his heroes killed cops.
 
Weeping With Pity said:
Heading over to the FAQ thread so I can hopefully only tell this once more and never think about it again, barring further revelations.
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I read it, I'm happy you did, and I hope you never have to again. That story was creepier and less dignified than "Curse-ye-ha-me-ha".
 
Double post. Generally relevant: Kate Beaton explains gaslighting

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This may have been asked already somewhere in the original thread, but why out of the entire USA did Phil chose Portland and Oakland to live under bridges in?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
This may have been asked already somewhere in the original thread, but why out of the entire USA did Phil chose Portland and Oakland to live under bridges in?
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I'd guess a strong leftist counter-culture presence in both that he could leech off of, combined with mild and temperate weather year-round. On a related note, I'd love to see him try and survive winter here in New York.
 
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VLAD said:
I'd guess a strong, spoiled, hipster presence in both that he could leech off of, combined with mild and temperate weather year-round. On a related note, I'd love to see him try and survive winter here in New York.
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FTFY.

While the winters in Portland aren't as bad as the one in New York, homeless people have been known to fall victim to hypothermia. All those buildings and streets channeling the wind coupled with the rain this region is known for has been the end of more than a few vagrants that allowed themselves to get soaked to the bone with no way to dry off or get warm.

Oh, and bad drivers. For some odd reason a lot of people in Portland can't see to drive worth a damn in the rain.

Edit: Giving it a bit more thought, Phil will probably do his damnedest to make sure he has a place to scurry to when the weather turns foul. While he has had a few brushes with hypothermia before, I'm willing to bet that taught him to put more effort into e-begging so he won't have to tough it out on a wildlife preserve.
 
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