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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Holy shit shut the fuck up about The Ascent already. If you don't want to play the game then don't fucking play it.

Also it sounds like Phil read my post from last night about Steam reviews. According to DSP, people got the game from GamePass and because it was free started 'kissing the game's butt' and then ran over to Steam to leave positive reviews for the game.
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His brain is made of gin and cope. The bullshit he has to come up with to make it sound like he's never wrong.

Also, I definitely think a chargeback saga is coming. It's like a pressure release valve when he gets too many donations, he has to make up some excuse as to how he didn't really get all that money. Then "things are back to normal" and "he won't have to discuss tips anymore" and he can go back to his regular begging schedule.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
His brain is made of gin and cope. The bullshit he has to come up with to make it sound like he's never wrong.

Also, I definitely think a chargeback saga is coming. It's like a pressure release valve when he gets too many donations, he has to make up some excuse as to how he didn't really get all that money. Then "things are back to normal" and "he won't have to discuss tips anymore" and he can go back to his regular begging schedule.
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If he was smart, he could talk about a tax saga coming up. But Phil isn't smart enough to drum up support for April 15th filing as a "guys I need to pay a large amount for my extension payment" so that he could get a second tax saga closer to september/october
 
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AckedyAckTheSecond said:
Have to say, Darkdave's restreams are becoming even worse than DSP's actual streams. When you're getting some gold dust during one of DSP's rants or begments, Dave's already annoying nasal voice gets dubbed over by a chainsaw for 10 seconds (or even worse, just a second rambling of DSP making it completely incoherent) while that retarded "Begcon 1" shit flashes on the entire screen for half a minute. So you miss the good parts and are left with the boring stuff, what's the point anymore? It's also the same things over and over again, it's barely funny the first time, but by the 260121th time... talk about low effort.
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It's shit like this why I largely stopped bothering with DSP. (Well, tbh, the bankruptcy flop didn't help, it was definitely the straw though.) His big-name detractors are utterly insufferable to the point it made me rage quit the roach. @David Davidson you were one of the okay ones. MrHuth as well. Honorable mention to LSB, hey may have talked the entire time but he at least paused the shit and made his stream entertaining with cameras and fixtures and a personality. Every other source of filtered DSP content came from autistic faggots that had to re-use the same fucking clip/joke ten times in five minutes.

That's quite the accomplishment, when you take someone like Phil and make your content somehow even more annoying to the point I'd rather just watch raw Phil. (WWE Raw, amirite?!). I can no longer enjoy certain scenes from Spiderman 1 or Billy Madison ever again because of certain people that ought to know better. (Best not to feed their ego.)

/tophattuesday
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
He's playing Halo 3 and it never ceases to amaze me how much worse he's gotten when he's not playing super easy games(or his precious Super Turbo). It's even better that he keeps saying how good he used to be at Halo 3.
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I litteraly can't wait for his excuses for probably one of the best games to be released on the 360.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
You're not missing much, sadly. He hasn't complained or made excuses. He's on Halo Reach now and it's the same.

Edit: Nvm, Halo 2 is making him complain all because he never played Halo 2 when it came out lol
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He can't handle that people are beating him. Just like VF5 and Mario Gahhhhlf, he has become such a pussy from living in his hugbox.

Edit: What someone is calling out my bullshit? Better go to the home page and create a private party so I can dodge confrontation.
He is the textbook case of all bark and no bite.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
You're not missing much, sadly. He hasn't complained or made excuses. He's on Halo Reach now and it's the same.

Edit: Nvm, Halo 2 is making him complain all because he never played Halo 2 when it came out lol
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If Phil calls Halo 2 "OUTDAYYYYDED AND ARCHAAAAAAAYIC" I will unleash a fury the world has not seen since he didn't like Mario Sunshine
 
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Words really can’t properly describe how annoying DSP gets when he plays any game that has a surreal atmosphere. We fucking get it already, dood. It’s weird. Most people, including DSP’s retarded audience, have the ability to notice when something is weird, too. Pointing it out CONSTANTLY doesn’t add to the weirdness, nor does it add any kind of thoughtful analysis to the commentary, and most of all, IT’S NOT FUNNY.

Imagine watching something like “Eraserhead” with Phil. It would either melt his brain within the first ten minutes, or he wouldn’t be able to shut up about how weird it is, and within the first ten minutes you’d want to strangle him.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Words really can’t properly describe how annoying DSP gets when he plays any game that has a surreal atmosphere. We fucking get it already, dood. It’s weird. Most people, including DSP’s retarded audience, have the ability to notice when something is weird, too. Pointing it out CONSTANTLY doesn’t add to the weirdness, nor does it add any kind of thoughtful analysis to the commentary, and most of all, IT’S NOT FUNNY.

Imagine watching something like “Eraserhead” with Phil. It would either melt his brain within the first ten minutes, or he wouldn’t be able to shut up about how weird it is, and within the first ten minutes you’d want to strangle him.
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Why do I get the feeling that this is the equivalent of jiggling keys in front of a baby?
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Words really can’t properly describe how annoying DSP gets when he plays any game that has a surreal atmosphere. We fucking get it already, dood. It’s weird. Most people, including DSP’s retarded audience, have the ability to notice when something is weird, too. Pointing it out CONSTANTLY doesn’t add to the weirdness, nor does it add any kind of thoughtful analysis to the commentary, and most of all, IT’S NOT FUNNY.

Imagine watching something like “Eraserhead” with Phil. It would either melt his brain within the first ten minutes, or he wouldn’t be able to shut up about how weird it is, and within the first ten minutes you’d want to strangle him.
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He does it because he has nothing else to talk about. Most streamers will fill dead air with personal stories or talking about things they like or may be interested in, but Phil has no life and doesn't like anything beyond money (which he always talks about) and WWE Champions (which he'll never talk about). Beyond that, most people in his chat are talking amongst themselves more than they're talking to him with the exception of Derich who just repeats the same fucking question every 30 seconds till Phil finally tells him he prefers turkey over ham or some shit. I honestly don't know how anybody can unironically watch this guy's streams 12 times a week. They're mind-meltingly dull.
 
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