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Be sure to let us know how long it takes the guy to cum.Don’t ask me, I just finished my cardio and now I’m off to eat 1/8th of a rice cracker, attend blowjob class and get another bikini waxing.
It's laughable, but unsurprising, especially given the other escapades he's gotten himself into. Gourdhead's ego is large enough to have it's own solar system.Knowing that, the idea that he would let Russ approach him with russ’ visibly drooling maw is laughable. And yet Russ fantasized about, expected even, sitting down with the president in the white house to chat about prostitutes.
He expected Taylor Swift to catapult him to fame and fortune because he wrote a shitty song for her. His ego and delusions could occupy an arm of the Milky Way.It's laughable, but unsurprising, especially given the other escapades he's gotten himself into. Gourdhead's ego is large enough to have it's own solar system.
Having worked for the government in a position where weird people send you shit in the mail, you absolutely keep it filed away to show new hires and laugh at when things are slow. I know a guy who can balance the federal budget. All he needs is 60 minutes with the heads of a couple government agencies in a room with 3 dry erase boards, 6 black dry erase markers, and a one time payment of $1M dollars. I assume we weren't the only ones who got his letters. Dunno why nobody has taken him up on his offer.Russ is everything Trump despises. I'd lay money on his book going straight in the trash without a second glance. Or maybe some bored mail clerk kept it because it's so damn weird.
Russ doesn't realize that mail to the White House's public address doesn't even go to the White House. Since the anthrax attacks of 2001, it's screened at an off-site location and anything that looks relevant gets passed on to some flunky on the White House staff. He has no concept of how famous/important people live.Having worked for the government in a position where weird people send you shit in the mail, you absolutely keep it filed away to show new hires and laugh at when things are slow. I know a guy who can balance the federal budget. All he needs is 60 minutes with the heads of a couple government agencies in a room with 3 dry erase boards, 6 black dry erase markers, and a one time payment of $1M dollars. I assume we weren't the only ones who got his letters. Dunno why nobody has taken him up on his offer.
He does understand. Or at least, he could. He just doesn't want to.Russ doesn't realize that mail to the White House's public address doesn't even go to the White House. Since the anthrax attacks of 2001, it's screened at an off-site location and anything that looks relevant gets passed on to some flunky on the White House staff. He has no concept of how famous/important people live.
The government is so fucking retarded that I've had to mail work forms to a supervisor's home address in DC because they were time sensitive and would have been useless by the time they passed through the Capitol Hill mail screening protocol and been delivered to their office. That surprised me and I'd been dealing with government retardation for a while a that point.Russ doesn't realize that mail to the White House's public address doesn't even go to the White House. Since the anthrax attacks of 2001, it's screened at an off-site location and anything that looks relevant gets passed on to some flunky on the White House staff. He has no concept of how famous/important people live.
Even Russ wouldn't touch Chris with a 9 foot pole.Ladies and gentlemen, there is only one paralegal who can defend Chris Chan in court
What a world.Chris has finally one-upped Russ and the incels by doing the one thing they could never do, having sex without having to pay for it.
When do we get Russell whining that homely (ie <9) women should not be allowed to adopt disabled kids and that disabled kids should be guaranteed a hot fuckmommy to score with? Unfair!Chris has finally one-upped Russ and the incels by doing the one thing they could never do, having sex without having to pay for it.
He did say his biological sister was hot. But I like to think that even Russ isn't enough of a deviant to fuck a relative. I think his faux moral superiority would keep him from doing that. Remember, regardless of what he says, based on his own words and actions, he fucks hookers because God didn't uphold His end of the bargain and give him a hot submissive wife.When do we get Russell whining that homely (ie <9) women should not be allowed to adopt disabled kids and that disabled kids should be guaranteed a hot fuckmommy to score with? Unfair!
I absolutely think he wanted to fuck his biological sister. He would have tried to justify it with some shit like "Well we didn't grow up together so it's okHe did say his biological sister was hot. But I like to think that even Russ isn't enough of a deviant to fuck a relative. I think his faux moral superiority would keep him from doing that. Remember, regardless of what he says, based on his own words and actions, he fucks hookers because God didn't uphold His end of the bargain and give him a hot submissive wife.
Chris has finally one-upped Russ and the incels by doing the one thing they could never do, having sex without having to pay for it.