[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Velanna said:
Wait shits happening way too fast lol. What page did we discover kelly was actually Bella
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A few pages ago. One of her Reddit posts had a hall pass that said Gator Break Pass, and she mentioned being from Fulton. Reservoir High School near there has a gator as the mascot. We knew that she was around 19, so her graduating class would've been 2019 or 2020. Reservoir High School posted the graduates getting their diplomas and we saw her in the 2019 one, when they called Isabella Loretta Janke. Then somebody found her on the Texas Tech page and she started there August 2019.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
A few pages ago. One of her Reddit posts had a hall pass that said Gator Break Pass, and she mentioned being from Fulton. Reservoir High School near there has a gator as the mascot. We knew that she was around 19, so her graduating class would've been 2019 or 2020. Reservoir High School posted the graduates getting their diplomas and we saw her in the 2019 one, when they called Isabella Loretta Janke. Then somebody found her on the Texas Tech page and she started there August 2019.
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Brilliant work. Full autist kudos to you sir.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
A few pages ago. One of her Reddit posts had a hall pass that said Gator Break Pass, and she mentioned being from Fulton. Reservoir High School near there has a gator as the mascot. We knew that she was around 19, so her graduating class would've been 2019 or 2020. Reservoir High School posted the graduates getting their diplomas and we saw her in the 2019 one, when they called Isabella Loretta Janke. Then somebody found her on the Texas Tech page and she started there August 2019.
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The graduation video was fucking surreal.
Several Farmers sitting and watching dozens of kids get their diplomas, every second anticipating the moment she'd walk around that curtain.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
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:thinking: hmmm dat voice, dat name
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It's been 2 years and she still hasn't been able to properly clear her throat.
 
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whore_loving_dragon said:
Her family seems fucking loaded. Imagine the life this girl could've had if she didn't do this
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When my relatively affluent friend's sibling ended up on drugs, my mom said to me, "When you grow up getting just about everything you need or want, you get to do everything, what's left out there for you to try? Drugs."

I guess we can add this to the list of what's left to do.
 
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ok so to recap:
Kelly is Bella, Bella used her real name to troll chris for an entire year, her dad is a fucking glowie, and she is a sociopath chan queen coomer who masturbates while touching actual cats and has boogers in her vagina.

How did the girl who wanted to fuck chris come out of this as the more normal person
 
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Ctrl+Alt+Rt said:
And holy fuck I realized I was onto something when I pointed out the strangeness in Isabella's convo with Fiona where she said "they think my trollsona is bella / But y do they know my name / Either way its cool bc I anonymous"

It was because Kelly Osborn is her anonymous name. And bella isn't her trollsona, it's her real id. LOL
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nertz said:
4chan has really gone soft since the mid-aughts if you're the kind of btard running around now.
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LOL "its cool bc I anonymous" = wannabe btard in the vein of the Fox News "THEY CALL THEMSELVES ANONYMOUS" report with the exploding van
 
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Still one thing that's confusing, originally the prevailing thought was that the person on the call was a tranny who had their voice pitched up to sound more feminine to chris, then it was believed that this was actually done in post processing for the sake of privacy. Either way that would implicate the one on the call as a guy, just confused and not trying to throw any fud towards the discussion
 
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Come back from getting groceries to 30 more pages, jesus.

This makes a lot of sense - Bella said that "they think bella is my trollsona" - it turns out bella isn't their trollsona, but their *actual name*. Can't make this shit up.

This is her sister (and another Dog to track):
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Anna Janke - Stats

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Edit: fixed insta link, had wrong paste.
 
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