[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[Jimbobaggins]

I had almost sex with Isabella Loretta Janke - It was hard to get her to put down the switch, but after a few whiteclaws and unfortunately, some shotacon incest hentai she wanted to watch, she got in the mood. "Man, all these supple young boys getting fucked by their mom and dad sure turned me on!" Right when I pulled off her shirt and removed a thousand pieces of tissue paper, she told me no and instead had cybersex with some dude in Richmond VA.

You forgot the Cat fetish as well. I can't believe Isabella Loretta Janke would do that.

 

[Liber Pater]

Her mother's address dox confirmed (courtesy of voter registration records)

Spoiler

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Imagine not thinking a message board dedicated to autism wouldn't sit through your high school's graduation commencement on youtube from two years ago

This is why I love this place.

 

[Truly Rural]

Part of me hopes that in Chris's seized computers and phones and whatnot police finds indisputable proof that some no life dumb fuck out there literally coached Chris into doing what he did. Not to white knight for Chris, but if a single troll goes down with him it'll make this bitter sweet horror just a tiny bit sweeter. Chris is a lot of things, but what he isn't is of sound mind. Without excusing any one of his actions we all know it is not beyond belief for him to be manipulated into it. I'm not saying that is the case, I'm saying I wish that's the case, and hope that if it is it doesn't get overlooked. To put it mildly.

 

[HenricoPD]

Imagine not thinking a message board dedicated to autism wouldn't sit through your high school's graduation commencement on youtube from two years ago

Best post of the whole fucking night, holy shit

 

[cubot]

Can't wait for the Isabella board on the lolcows section! Truly was the best troll of all time!

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

Wait so is "Billy" Bella, Luis, a third party, or a fabrication? It's all moving so fast it's nearly impossible to keep track.

 

[Barry Scott]

inb4 link to this thread posted on Texas Tech fb group

Considering they only just put up a new post a few hours ago, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

T-minus how long until mommy and daddy find out about this? Surely the lurking weens are having a field day.

 

[Bucky Badger]

Do you think Bella and her Dad are doing a reaction interview like they did in the past.
"dad how do you feel that im a pedophile and enabled a man to fuck his own mum?"

 

[Insonstrap]

Wait so is "Billy" Bella, Luis, a third party, or a fabrication? It's all moving so fast it's nearly impossible to keep track.

No info on Billy. Bella = Kelly and Luis is a simp AFAIK

 

[NormanMarkus]

Wait so is "Billy" Bella, Luis, a third party, or a fabrication? It's all moving so fast it's nearly impossible to keep track.

To my understanding, Billy is a fabrication to protect Bella further

 

[Aldora]

@an0nym0us see Isabella Loretta Janke? This is what happens when you act like a touch talking fuck boy.

 

[Neil]

T-minus how long until mommy and daddy find out about this? Surely the lurking weens are having a field day.

T-minus negative 20 minutes, people have probably been flooding their phones with calls the minute the post dropped.

 

[Jutsuka]

Part of me hopes that in Chris's seized computers and phones and whatnot police finds indisputable proof that some no life dumb fuck out there literally coached Chris into doing what he did.

Part of me hopes that Chris was manipulated to do it, and that he wouldn't do it on his own accord, but at the same time that is mindbogglingly-fucked to think about.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Janke Chan and Luis, come to the thread and talk to us we know you're reading it

do you realllllyyyy want to let fiona, the autistic who wanted to have sex unironically with chris chan, look like the more normal person here?

UT OH GOOD OPSEC MASTER ENGINEER DELUX 2K HACK THE GIBSON!

 

[.moe]

Epic , get fucked.

 

[HenricoPD]

I thought Isabella Janke's parents were dead, and she had to kick her sister out of her apartment?
I'm starting to think she might have told a few lies..

 

[Pargon]

Imagine not thinking a message board dedicated to autism wouldn't sit through your high school's graduation commencement on youtube from two years ago

By noon EST tomorrow we’ll have her latest Pap smear results.

 

[airpod pro]

T-minus negative 20 minutes, people have probably been flooding their phones with calls the minute the post dropped.

considering she freaked out and nuked her KF i'd assume this is true, or at least will be true in 5 minutes tops if the weens haven't gotten to it already