[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Cowpoleon said:
She was reported to be 19 in 2019, so it could be a birth year since she should be 20-21 now
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In the interview with her dad, she asks him what he was doing on 9/11 (or something to that effect) and he says he ‘was holding you’ suggesting she was a baby or maybe a toddler in 2001. Not groundbreaking info but it supports the idea she was born in 2000/2001.

FYI the interview has been archived and a link was posted a couple pages back.
 
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There's a good chance she will be fine despite all of this. Her dad is a big player in the cyber security venture capital space. Look at the website and the raises they've done. I wouldn't be surprised if she manages to get the degree she can get in with these startups trying to get that juicy cash from papa. Although father Janke is gonna have to live with the fact his daughter is an insane degenerate.
 
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bigmanbigslam said:
this could be useful
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Sounds like a partial lie. Her last name Janke. Sounds European. At most she is half Latin American. Take into account the Loretta Janke last name it would mean her mothers maiden name was Loretta and her fathers last name was Janke since it's common for Latin American women to ask for the hyphen since it's normal for them. Many people from Mexico and other Latin countries do this. Then again it could have it reversed and a Latin man could have married a woman of European descent. That's why you see a lot of hyphens in latino last names.
 
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In Isabella's Reddit /r/roastme post on November 23 2019 she describes herself as a "lonely 4chan dweller"
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Thirteen days prior on November 10 2019 someone uses this exact verbiage to describe themself. It appears nowhere else on the 4chan archive, except in after-the-fact references to the popular /r/RoastMe post Isabella made

arch.b4k.co » Global Search » Searching for posts that contain ‘"lonely 4chan dweller"’ and in ascending order.

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This user states that they have tried to become a streamer but no one wants to watch them. You can follow the reply chain to see more posts of theirs.

Informally, based on my two decades of spending too much time on the internet, I would say this user writes like a woman.

To identify more about Isabella's posting habits on 4chan, we should try to find posts where she uploads images, then search the filenames and MD5 hashes against the archives to identify more of her posts (and hopefully more images we can similarly utilize)
 
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H&R Block said:
In the interview with her dad, she asks him what he was doing on 9/11 (or something to that effect) and he says he ‘was holding you’ suggesting she was a baby or maybe a toddler in 2001. Not groundbreaking info but it supports the idea she was born in 2000/2001.
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class of 2019 is the later half of 2000 and the earlier half of 2001. if she was 19 in 2019, that means her birthday is in the later half of 2000
 
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Dunder said:
Sounds like a partial lie. Her last name Janke. Sounds European. At most she is half Latin American. Take into account the Loretta Janke last name it would mean her mothers maiden name was Loretta and her fathers last name was Janke since it's common for Latin American women to ask for the hyphen since it's normal for them. Many people from Mexico and other Latin countries do this. Then again it could have it reversed and a Latin man could have married a woman of European descent. That's why you see a lot of hyphens in latino last names.
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If you look at her mom's picture she's clearly Mexican/Latina therefore it makes sense. Mike must be German heritage.

Hilarious that her mom is a psychology professor specializing in teens. Will be interesting to see how this plays out.
 
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Dunder said:
Sounds like a partial lie. Her last name Janke. Sounds European. At most she is half Latin American. Take into account the Loretta Janke last name it would mean her mothers maiden name was Loretta and her fathers last name was Janke since it's common for Latin American women to ask for the hyphen since it's normal for them. Many people from Mexico and other Latin countries do this. Then again it could have it reversed and a Latin man could have married a woman of European descent. That's why you see a lot of hyphens in latino last names.
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Her mother appears to be latina.
 
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whore_loving_dragon said:
To identify more about Isabella's posting habits on 4chan, we should try to find posts where she uploads images, then search the filenames and MD5 hashes against the archives to identify more of her posts (and hopefully more images we can similarly utilize)
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Probably not much of any help, but she did use a Chief Keef (Glory Boyz) image on her /soc/ post or whatever it was where someone found her discord tag on it.
 
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so what we got so far is probably went to school or just a volleyball club in new york is connected to texas, buttass rich, and lived in mexico, texas tech, and parent phone numbers, around the age of 20 take all of this with a grain of salt might be missing something ill update this as stuff comes up for the people that need a refresher or are really far behind
 
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Insonstrap said:
If you look at her mom's picture she's clearly Mexican/Latina therefore it makes sense. Mike must be German heritage.

Hilarious that her mom is a psychology professor specializing in teens. Will be interesting to see how this plays out.
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When was that post from?
We know she lived in New York and went to a private school there in her teens so unless that was from when she was like 10, no she didn't live in Mexico her entire life. If you can't verify Isabella's bullshit somewhere assume it is a lie as she lies about everything.
 
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NormanMarkus said:
What they've shared isn't the most concerning part of all of this. It's specifically what they haven't. They are hiding something heinous, calling it now.
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I know I'm repeating myself a lot today, but these threads are zapping to the extreme, so I'm fine with some redundancy. I also want to specify this is theorizing on my end just so no tards will take my word as anything more than what I strongly suspect.

Firstly, Chris totally raped his mother without much outside interference. The likelihood of this being totally egged on by other people is preposterous. Chris had the wherewithal to lie for potentially several months/years to Null about the state of his finances, this motherfucker knows what he is doing and has known for a long time even if the raping only started recently.

Secondly, these two absolutely have or had the full four hour call. I would go even further to say they have more calls recorded. I would bet good money that they have intentionally or unintentionally enabled some of the habits that got us here and freaked out when they realized what was going on and tried to leak this to stop other shit from coming out about them.

This shit isn't over by a long shot and these two know they are boned. There is no way Chris was having four hour phone calls like this without a long and detailed set-up prior. These two didn't pop out of nowhere, they're likely connected to a much longer trolling effort.

Bonus point, faggots. These fuckers are STILL talking to Chris. I have zero doubt in my mind that we find out they had a vested interest in making Chris's behavior worse so they could push his defense squad away. These fuckers are just cleaner idea guys and I will be overjoyed when they get hacked and their dirty laundry gets aired.
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Faggy to quote myself, but I said this back on pages 3 and 5 respectively.

Mrs, Janke's self-implosion is far from done, boys. I'm happy to watch it with you all.
 
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H&R Block said:
In the interview with her dad, she asks him what he was doing on 9/11 (or something to that effect) and he says he ‘was holding you’ suggesting she was a baby or maybe a toddler in 2001.
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She would be 4 years old if she was born in 1998, so still small enough to be held. But looking at her high school graduation from 2019, she probably was born around 2000-01. Unless she was held back in school at some point which is not out of the question 😏

edit: wasn’t fully caught up, 98 probably isn’t the birth year, my bad
 
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Passing Through Town said:
Realistically speaking, what would have happened had she just come out and told her part of the story? Any possibility she might not have gotten totally fucked like this?
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She still would've been fucked. Fiona and Grant had their last names redacted because they're involved but weren't actually fucking with Chris. Isabella Loretta Janke was fucking with him because she wanted to be "the ultimate troll" and fucked over her friend who just wanted to meet Chris. She's manipulative and a bitch and deserved the doxing.
 
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