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This Beardson stream is the greatest display of personal ignorance I have ever seen. Beardson is incapable of seeing how much of himself he is projecting onto others and how shameless (and un-Christian) his attitude is.
His legitimate question about what good politics can bring him has an easy answer: nobody should want you because you're incapable of seeing beyond your own instant gratification.
 
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Berrakh said:
This Beardson stream is the greatest display of personal ignorance I have ever seen. Beardson is incapable of seeing how much of himself he is projecting onto others and how shameless (and un-Christian) his attitude is.
His legitimate question about what good politics can bring him has an easy answer: nobody should want you because you're incapable of seeing beyond your own instant gratification.
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It's honestly an achievment that he managed to absorb and retain none of the information talked about on the endless hours of streams he participated in, except for the stuff that tears certain groups down and demoralizes others. A truly vile and little (in all it's senses) man
 
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tantric_depressive said:
It's honestly an achievment that he managed to absorb and retain none of the information talked about on the endless hours of streams he participated in, except for the stuff that tears certain groups down and demoralizes others. A truly vile and little (in all it's senses) man
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I really don't know where he gets off pretending other people have a negative outlook to every problem.
 
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instythot said:
Uh, he fuckin feeds PPP. That alone should be considered one or two of the labors of hercules
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You're joking, but:
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Tenth Labor: Capturing Geryon’s Cattle

As the tenth labor of Hercules, Eurystheus asked him to bring him the cattle belonging to the monster Geryon. Geryon was the son of Calirrhoe (daughter of two Titans, Oceanus and Tethys) and Chrysaor, who was the offspring of the Gorgon Medusa. He was a powerful monster with three pair of legs and three heads.

Not very long after Hercules reached Erythia, the island where Geryon lives, Geryon’s servant Orthus (brother of Cerberus), and the two-headed hound attacked Hercules and Hercules killed him and Eurytion who came to Orthus’ help. A herdsman witnessing these events let Geryon know what Hercules did and Geryon found and attacked Hercules while he was about to run away with the cattle. Hercules killed him by shooting him with arrows. Returning the herd to Greece was actually a more difficult task then stealing it. Hercules had to look for animals missing from the herd for many times but in the end he managed to bring the cattle back to Eurystheus after a long struggle.
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For the beef and:
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Sixth Labor: Defeating the Stymphalian Birds
Hercules was asked by Eurystheus to defeat the Stymphalian Birds as his sixth labor. These flesh-eating birds had bronze beaks and metallic feathers. They were sacred to the god of war, Area and their dung was poisonous.
Hercules did not know that there was such a huge flock of these birds before he arrived at the lake near Stymphalos. He did not know how to chase away these deadly birds, however, the goddess Athena came to help him. She gave Hercules some noisemaking clappers named krotala which were created by an immortal craftsman, Hephaistos, who was also known as the god of the forge. Hercules completed his task by climbing to the top of a mountain nearby, chasing the birds away by clashing the krotala and shooting them with his bow and sometimes by his slingshot."
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For the poultry. Every damn day.
 
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instythot said:
It's lower energy. Disappointment and disapproval cranked to max, energy and fun around 3. Just brutal for beardson
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I think the worst part is when they passionately defend Patrick Little, a mentally unstable glow-in-the-dark clown.
 
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