Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[GoToHellWeeb]

Oh wow, the fake eyelash sperging is so funny. I swear there are pics of her with them half falling off.

 

[stupid frog]

Too bad, Lori! You're almost old enough for Chris Chan, but he got arrested so he can't save you from Kevkev now! So sad!

 

[faggot fucker]

Oh wow, the fake eyelash sperging is so funny. I swear there are pics of her with them half falling off.

She gets triggered by them because she still doesn't know how to put them on after twenty years.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Oh boy, what's this fresh batch of insanity? Thanks @2020chan!

Spoiler: Transcript

"Stalker said Im stupid because they decided to be a cyberstalker LMFAOOOOO Thanks for admitting what you did. My life has more than enough happiness to fill me for 200 years and thats not even adding how much I love my girl. This is what I did with my time. We are not the same. I actually enjoy life XD Too bad [no emoji] can't see this but I'm sure some [snake emoji] cap this too ^^ Pandemic made yall foul" - Lori Kevin

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Just as wealthy people have no need to prove their wealth, happy people have no need to prove their happiness. The "local sexy anime boy" doth protest too much, methinks.

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Here are a few updates:

KEVINISADUMBBISH ON THE WARPATH: As mentioned in an earlier post, there's an Instagram account named KevinIsADumbBish that is targeting Lori Lewd's IG page. Given the strict "don't pozload my neghole" KF rule, I'm going to politely assume that this troll is not a farmer. It seems that KevinIsADumbBish is currently on the warpath under the new username cerda_u_piggy_.

"PROOF OF THIS OLD HAGS ABUSE IS RECORDED ON MY ACCOUNT @kevinisadumbbish SHE IS BLOCKING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ALL I POST IS TRUE! I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE ACCOUNTS UNTIL THIS RACIST ABUSER IS DEPLATFORMED! I AM EMAILING YOUR SPONSORS CAPS OF YOUR AND YOUR LITTLE BOYS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR YOU RUINED SO MANY LIVES AND HURT MANY PEOPLE" - cerda_u_piggy_

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While unrelated, please note the two other comments for Lori: "Ew" and "Woah...nice cock."

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THE EYELASHES THING: Lori has many strange narcissistic obsessions and one of them is her eyelashes. Despite contradictory evidence, Lori claims that she does not need nor wear false eyelashes because her natural lashes are "pretty epic." Here's another recent example of this fixation.

IG User: "I love your eyes and eyeliner :')"
Lori: "I'm glad you like em. I always wanna be fancy and try fake lashes but I tried once and they hurt!"
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In all honesty her lashes aren’t terrible, but they’re nothing to write home about. They aren’t naturally thick or curled so she covers her long but thin lashes with 10 coats of mascara so she has roughly 10 spikes and thinks it’s something to be envied.

I would love to believe she only tried them once (because the pictures I’ve seen of her wearing them look like a first try lol), but no girl. She just sucks at putting on lashes.

This is such a weird flex, I don’t know why she does it.

 

[felix el gato]

In all honesty her lashes aren’t terrible, but they’re nothing to write home about. They aren’t naturally thick or curled so she covers her long but thin lashes with 10 coats of mascara so she has roughly 10 spikes and thinks it’s something to be envied.

I would love to believe she only tried them once (because the pictures I’ve seen of her wearing them look like a first try lol), but no girl. She just sucks at putting on lashes.

This is such a weird flex, I don’t know why she does it.

When you’re someone with nothing to show for your 36 years of life then you kinda grasp at anything.

“Wow you live in your own house, went to university so you don’t have to be a middle aged whore for $200 a month and are in a happy relationship with someone your own age? WELL MY EYELASHES ARE EPIC SAUCE ZOMG XD”

 

[RADBEAVER]

In all honesty her lashes aren’t terrible, but they’re nothing to write home about. They aren’t naturally thick or curled so she covers her long but thin lashes with 10 coats of mascara so she has roughly 10 spikes and thinks it’s something to be envied.

I would love to believe she only tried them once (because the pictures I’ve seen of her wearing them look like a first try lol), but no girl. She just sucks at putting on lashes.

This is such a weird flex, I don’t know why she does it.

 

[Vi0l3t]

In all honesty her lashes aren’t terrible, but they’re nothing to write home about. They aren’t naturally thick or curled so she covers her long but thin lashes with 10 coats of mascara so she has roughly 10 spikes and thinks it’s something to be envied.

I would love to believe she only tried them once (because the pictures I’ve seen of her wearing them look like a first try lol), but no girl. She just sucks at putting on lashes.

This is such a weird flex, I don’t know why she does it.

She tries to claim everything as "natural" What you 20 year olds need fake lashes and hair not me!!!! All natural! Lmfao when she clearly is nowhere near natural. Only natural thing about her is her natural shitty attitude.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I can’t reply to your post for some reason RADBEAVER, but that’s gold.

Not only is the band VISIBLY sitting on her eyelashes and she didn’t trim them first, but those are some of the tackiest most Halloween lashes I’ve seen in a bit. Why have an invisible band when it’s so thick?

ELF and Wet N Wild have much nicer fake lashes than whatever she’s wearing.

Lori, don’t put the equivalent of a party city wig on your eyes if you’re gonna humble brag like that.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

This is such a weird flex, I don’t know why she does it.

When you’re someone with nothing to show for your 36 years of life then you kinda grasp at anything.

At the risk of armchairing and tinfoiling a bit, I believe Lori was that socially retarded weeb possibly fujo girl nobody wanted to associate with back in high school before she dropped out.

Now at her old age abuela-chan is still longing to be the popular it girl by pedo pandering since all young women have OF pages now right? And men are totally simping over loli e-thots.

Poor tard girl was attention starved on her youth, and now with no brain, no real accomplishments and a dwindling body she's trying hard to be a boss ass queen bee bitch and failing.

Shame on you Lori, almost 40 years old and still can't fake eyelash right. Take your valium and go to bed abuela.

Meanwhile Kevin keeps amusing us. While I have no hope for him ever amounting to anything with his cosplay I sincerely hope he starts an Onlyfans! Boy would show us! Bet he'd rake in lots of cash with that venue

 

[Snack Cracker]

He actually put sexy anime boy in his bio.

Cope harder Kev

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

He actually put sexy anime boy in his bio.

Cope harder Kev

The sexiest.

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UPDATE!

LORI HATES MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE: In the Sailor Moon anime, hero Tuxedo Mask has an alter-ego named the Moonlight Knight. The Moonlight Knight wears "traditional Middle Eastern style clothing that's completely white" [LINK].

Moonlight Knight from Sailor Moon


Facebook User: "That would be fun! Aw why cant steven cosplay too [as Moonlight Knight]?

Lori: "Not moonlight terrorist. lew [ew]"



This isn't surprising given her long history of racism, ableism, body shaming fatphobia, sexism (especially misogyny), and overall prejudicial beliefs.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

When you’re someone with nothing to show for your 36 years of life then you kinda grasp at anything.

Her peak truly was her moonie days. Imagine where she could be now in that community if only she acted decent to the peers around her.

 

[Blanche]

She still hasn't proved she knows any other languages besides English and Cunt.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

She still hasn't proved she knows any other languages besides English and Cunt.

Well, I think cerda means "pig" in Spanish but...yeah.

 

[Blanche]

Spanish in name only, at this point. She probably doesn't even know how to say cat without googling it.

 

[2020chan]

He actually put sexy anime boy in his bio.
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Cope harder Kev

Local sexy anime boy
STOP SCREENSHOTTING MY POSTS AND PUTTING THEM ON KIWIFARMS!

Kevin is the best.

The sexiest.

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UPDATE!

LORI HATES MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE: Hey, look at what I found - another instance of Lori being a racist piece of shit! In the Sailor Moon anime, hero Tuxedo Mask has an alter-ego named the Moonlight Knight. The Moonlight Knight wears "traditional Middle Eastern style clothing that's completely white" [LINK].

Moonlight Knight from Sailor Moon
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Here is how Lori offensively refers to this character:

Facebook User: "That would be fun! Aw why cant steven cosplay too [as Moonlight Knight]?
Lori: "Not moonlight terrorist. lew [ew]"

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Lol at Lori offering to make this chick a costume.

 

[Mulberry Tree]

Lol at Lori offering to make this chick a costume.

by "make" she means order off of AliExpress for $17 and pretend you worked on it for the 3 months it takes to get there

 

[melty]

Lori is just a broken record, literally the same stuff as nearly 20 years ago. I'm so natural, I'm short, I don't like wigs, muh eyelashes muh real hair.

By the way, she's been deleting photos I suppose. I took this screenshot back in April and she had 1536 posts. She currently has 1519 posts:


I'm kind of curious what SHE thinks is embarrassing enough to remove in this constant stream of cringe.

 

[faggot fucker]

She finally cracked. She's enlisting people to hunt the haters.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Here's a fresh batch of bullshit, gaslighting, and scapegoating from Lori and Kevin.

IDENTIFYING MANIPULATION TACTICS: This is a great resource for learning more about various manipulation techniques that predators like Lori and Kevin use to control and hurt their victims: [LINK / ARCHIVE] Let's play a game called "Spot The Bullshit."

A handy guide to Cluster B bullshit - play along at home!

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Regarding Responsibility For Kevin's Mental Health: "If you see anyone making wild claims about me, please link me. I know I don't normally go seeking out the rage, but its needed for police reports now that MY ADDRESS is being posted online. Rage on me for the way I look but not over slander. Literally, have always kept to myself unless severely provoked. If you were ever responsible for any of the bullshit, and kevin ends up dead because of it, that's all on you now. " - Lori the Failed Manipulator



SPOT THE BULLSHIT: Always & Never Statements, Baiting, Blaming, Bullying, Catastrophizing, Chaos Manufacturing, Dependency, Emotional Abuse, False Accusation, Gaslighting, Hysteria, Intimidation, Normalizing, "Not My Fault" Syndrome, Passive-Aggressive Behavior, Pathological Lying, Projection, Proxy Recruitment, Scapegoating, Selective Memory / Amnesia / Competence, Self-Victimization, Sense Of Entitlement, Stunted Emotional Growth, Terminal Uniqueness, Thought Policing, Threatening

NOTE: Every individual is responsible for their own actions and Kevin Hanft (and Kevin Hanft alone) is responsible for his own actions. The end.

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Regarding KevinIsADumbBish: "Um, did we forget all the older people I've dated? Like wut. Wut. How can we know so much, but know so little. I mean, at least we aren't poking fun at my eyelashes or my crooked tooth. I can't help that normies think in [I'm?] 24. " - Lori the Fake Victim



SPOT THE BULLSHIT: Confirmation Bias, Gaslighting, Invalidation, Narcissism, Normalizing, "Not My Fault" Syndrome, Passive-Aggressive Behavior, Ranking & Comparing, Scapegoating, Self-Aggrandizement, Stunted Emotional Growth, Thought Policing

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Regarding Her Racist Comments: "That's some cringy if I ever saw any. Wow. I'm so white passing I must be white. Look at them speculate about my skin color. Next they'll be saying I bleach my skin." - Lori the Deflector



SPOT THE BULLSHIT: Circular Conversation, D.A.R.V.O. (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender), Denial, False Accusation, Gaslighting, Invalidation, "Not My Fault" Syndrome, Pathological Lying, Ranking & Comparing, Scapegoating, Selective Memory / Amnesia / Competence, Self-Victimization, Stunted Emotional Growth, Thought Policing

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Regarding Cerda_U_Piggy_: "Waaaaaahhhh. Omg. " - Lori the Supposedly Unbothered



SPOT THE BULLSHIT: Denial, Invalidation, "Not My Fault" Syndrome, Passive-Aggressive Behavior, Stunted Emotional Growth