[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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kek I started typing out that post and came to the same conclusion, didn't even mean to post it and forgot to delete the text.
But yeah I doubt she's a math prodigy or anything.
Given her mediocre performance at... just about everything so far, it's pretty likely she was a typical underachiever of high-expectation parents that thought she was hot shit because mom and dad are rich spooks.
 
In hindsight, we can say that Isabella wanted away from her rich ass boring parents, and wanted to be somewhere she could indulge in her sick deviant interests.

Dunno if this was posted but Isabella posted some serious shit about her sister on Reddit.

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apparently to get away from her "bitch of a sister" too
 
You underestimate cancel culture. The publicly archived stuff about her artwork and activities alone are enough to cause her problems. If she were a man she'd definitely be screwed, but it's going to be incredibly difficult for her as it is.

Her best hope, assuming she faces no criminal consequences, will probably be to go study in a non-English speaking country and settle there -- one where employers doing cursory doxing on potential employees isn't so common. She'll probably need to change her name to something generic too. And she'll definitely have to wait for this to die down a bit first and completely divorce herself from her old identity so weens can't chase her. I mean, they'll always chase her, but she can do a good enough job that once she's not person of interest #1 she can keep a low profile.
Yeah, I suspect though that the parents are rich enough that they will hire a scrubber firm and “donate” to the college. Chances are she’ll probably find a spot at her dads company and coast from there. But now she’ll atleast hopefully get a good lecture/grounding by her parents and think twice about being a psycho bitch on the internet.
 
So, unless I'm missing something, it seems like we've got pretty solid evidence that these idiots were at minimum hiding knowledge of a felony, and in doing so definitively allowed that felony to continue longer than necessary. Do we have any idea what the potential consequences would be?

There's three scenarios, as far as I can tell. #1, they were neutral enough to not legally count as encouraging or supporting the crime, so it's just failure to report. #2, they were actively supportive or actively encouraging, so there's room for a conspiracy style charge, if such a thing exists for incest/rape, and #3, they encouraged him to do it to begin with(Chris talks about "receiving guidance from his fellow deities", could he mean these morons?). So, which of these are actually crimes, and what's the actual punishment they could face for each of them? All it's gonna take is someone sending enough of this info for a local sheriff to want a warrant and everything's gonna go downhill for them real fast, though at least we'll finally get a reliable source of info via court documents, lol.
 
By god, I think you are right.

This cow has small udders...

So I did a quick and dirty edit of a pic of Britney Spears, partially because there's a lot of full body pics of her. But also, whatever, I like her.

I didn't try to be very subtle with the edits. Bella has a heavy hand, so I thought that I should as well.

Here are both pics, before and after.

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I used the liquefy tool on the breasts, sliders on the waist. I think whatever app Bella might be using probably comes with a breast slider, but I think I was able to recreate the weird bubble effect pretty well.
 
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Dunno if this was posted but Isabella Janke posted some serious shit about her sister on Reddit.

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She also posted about her terrible schizo bipolar sister while claiming to be a man with a dead mother being accused of rape by her with a job as a senior architect.

I wouldnt trust what she says. If anything, she IS the 'sister'.
 
Dunno if this was posted but Isabella Janke posted some serious shit about her sister on Reddit.

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Yeah, seriously. Don't fuck with the farms. At some point, it is likely that her glowie parents and sister are going to catch a whiff of this entire thread, and their entire family dynamic is likely going to be pretty fucked up at this point.

So far, this has been one of the most amusing new lolcows out there. Good job, glowiebrat, you fucked yourself in the process of fucking Chris.
 
Goddammit, I was only gone for a few hours!
Can someone explain wtf happened?
Only thing that concerns you is there's texts (abeit from Bella) saying Fiona was seriously interested in having sex with Chris, and sent him nudes (while dating you?)
But it's from Bella so we dunno if it's fake (in part or in whole) or what. Some speculated that you knew but just didn't wanna say for Fiona's sake.
 
the first thing I posted, and i tried to get into contact with call me fish on youtube and spooky on twitter because for some reason my DMs here wont load
They think I'm you? Smh I'm insulted. Gibs you faggot autistic I haven't caught up yet but I hope once Izzy goes dry people start learning more about you. Consequences will never be the same indeed. Fuck off and stop making videos until the dust settles.
 
Yeah, I suspect though that the parents are rich enough that they will hire a scrubber firm and “donate” to the college. Chances are she’ll probably find a spot at her dads company and coast from there. But now she’ll atleast hoepfully get a good lecture/grounding by her parents and think twice about being a psycho bitch on the internet.
Isabella will probably get away with everything, BUT, everyone will know about her and what she likes, and people who know will give her the side eye for the rest of her life.
 
cubing isn’t even close to actual math i hate to break it to you, it’s just pattern recognition (source: used to be super autistic about rubik’s cubes)

edit: quoted the wrong person but i think you all get the point anyways
While this is true, like with sudoku, it may not require math skills but being proficient with either implies a higher than average IQ.
 
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