Chris has been arrested

[Aqua Panda]

Sex offender status is no joke. Especially in Virginia. Even if he gets a suspended or light sentence, it'll be around his neck like a noose the rest of his life.

He'll be forever banned from certain areas and will have a horrific time finding housing that'll rent to him. (He has no major assets outside the tugboat bucks and don't be surprised if those get looked at and cut off.) Home ownership is out of the question. He'll either be on the street, couch surfing, or in some ramshackle section 8 housing/shelter. He only gets 1600 a month, that's barely enough to cover a month of rent without utilities in most of Central Virginia. (No way in hell he gets long term roommates.) In another year or so he wouldn't be able to afford the area. Job wise he's also fucked. No degree and unemployed for a decade+. Even Burger flipping jobs will turn away sex offenders. The best he's looking at is low end janitorial work.

Last I checked, they don't universally ban internet access anymore because of how dependant modern society is on it, but they do heavily monitor and restrict what you can do through blocker programs. So goodbye to all his patreon, youtube, and godundme grifts. He'll have to report to a probation officer every few weeks and won't be able to easily leave the state, aka no conventions.

 

[johnny5150]

Im not sure if this been posted yet or not.. found this on YouTube the 21 minutes long conversation.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Weak people in prison are routinely stolen from/extorted. If Chris starts showing up with all kinds of goods, he will be victimized for sure. If he snitches, he will get beaten, stabbed, or wind up in protective custody.

Guaranteed, if a guy like Chris shows up in GenPop, and is found to have a source of commissary, he will be forced to give up everything he has for the privilege of not getting his ass beat on the reg.

Loved that scene in Oz where the french musician guy finds Adebissi's gun and shoots retard Kenny Wrangler. We can but hope...

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I wonder who his one phonecall was, or that the cops were like, "DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!"

 

[King Kiwi]

Sex offender status is no joke. Especially in Virginia. Even if he gets a suspended or light sentence, it'll be around his neck like a noose the rest of his life.

He'll be forever banned from certain areas and will have a horrific time finding housing that'll rent to him. (He has no major assets outside the tugboat bucks and don't be surprised if those get looked at and cut off.) Home ownership is out of the question. He'll either be on the street, couch surfing, or in some ramshackle section 8 housing/shelter. He only gets 1600 a month, that's barely enough to cover a month of rent without utilities in most of Central Virginia. (No way in hell he gets long term roommates.) In another year or so he wouldn't be able to afford the area. Job wise he's also fucked. No degree and unemployed for a decade+. Even Burger flipping jobs will turn away sex offenders. The best he's looking at is low end janitorial work.

Last I checked, they don't universally ban internet access anymore because of how dependant modern society is on it, but they do heavily monitor and restrict what you can do through blocker programs. So goodbye to all his patreon, youtube, and godundme grifts. He'll have to report to a probation officer every few weeks and won't be able to easily leave the state, aka no conventions.

Even Sockness wouldn't take him in. Dang.

I guess I just feel bad because I've known about Chris for so long and genuinely didn't want anything to happen to him...

At this point being institutionalized would be the most merciful thing to do.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I wonder who his one phonecall was, or that the cops were like, "DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!"

No need for a phone call. Magi-chan and Rosechu will break him out any moment now.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Im not sure if this been posted yet or not.. found this on YouTube the 21 minutes long conversation.

I hate when people call him "she"
It's retarded

 

[WeedFaggot024]

Ralph uses "noramalikyt2019@gmail.com" to strike down videos.
Fuck this tubby black hole here's the original capture of the arrest
DMCA law is a pox upon the Internet.

 

[ToeNailClippings]

Dunno if Chris is remanded, or just too poor to make bail, but I'd enjoy seeing the outcome of someone bailing him out and him jumping to go to Seattle for that pony convention.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I have to say it amazes me how many people in this thread don't understand or have an accurate view of the criminal justice system. Its NOT like it is on tv and movies and while there are very specific edge cases where people are sentenced to state hospitals, the majority of offenders are simply stuck into a a for-profit prison system where they are treated like garbage while the prison takes money from the state.

Chris will not have good representation and will therefore not get a good defense. He is poor and his no family that will come to his rescue. He will most likely perjure himself and may end up being held in contempt during the trial (if this goes to trial).

If he IS deemed mentally unable to assist in his own defense he will still end up locked up temporarily in a facility that will eventually rubber stamp his competency to stand trial and he will still end up in prison.

Exactly, Chris is a delusional schizophrenic who thinks Sonic characters are talking to him. He's going to go where all the other paranoid schizophrenics go- general population. There is no mental ward, prison is the mental ward now. He's going to fit right in next to the guy who stabbed 3 people because he thought the sink was talking to him, and neither of them are going to get any mental health care.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Chris will be fine in prison. He can be the tattoo guy printing Sonichu tramp stamps to go with people's iron cross and poorly drawn swastika signs. No one fucks with the tattoo guy.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Make no mistake, Chris having raped his elderly demented mom is likely to put his status in prison somewhere around that of a child molester.

I'm not saying Chris will definitely suffer violence in prison, but there is no way anyone can say for sure that he won't.

Even if he doesn't, he is likely to find himself in a situation where not only does the state control most of his actions, but other, stronger inmates control what's left of his freedom. If he lands in non-protective custody, in a facility that has a strong gang presence, he might literally be told when he can eat (i.e, be made to wait until higher status inmates have finished their meals), and/or how to fold his laundry. No one will associate with him socially, because in prison, you are who you run with. And if he is able to draw Sonichu for money, there is a high likelihood that money will be taken. And if the other inmates discover that weens will pay Chris for his "art", they might put him to work so they can take all the proceeds. In prison parlance, Chris will be considered a "lame", or possibly worse.

Prison is full of shitty, frustrated people, who have nothing but time to figure out how to game the guards and weaker inmates. Chris will be taken for whatever people can get out of him, because he is too weak and cowardly to hold his own, and has nothing to offer any group in prison, except his status as a victim.

And to those saying Chris is too fat/ugly/smelly to get raped, know that rape, especially in prison, is a crime of power. Some people might fuck more attractive inmates for pleasure, but rape is often used in prison for punishment. It's not unheard of for sex offenders, especially those who p[rey on the weak and helpless, to be horrifically raped and tortured in prison.

A lot of this has changed with the Prison Rape Elimination Act, which is why I said earlier that it's more coercion and manipulation these days than razor-to-the-throat rape. But, rape still occurs. And because of his crime, Chris' status will be about as low as you can get. If he raped a little old lady who wasn't his mother, that would be bad enough. But his crime will be considered particularly heinous, even by prison standards.

I'm not claiming to know what will or will not happen to Chris. But, his case is all over the news. There will be people in County jail with him right now who end up in prison with him. His crimes will be known. And they will not be the type of crimes that you want to be in prison for, with others knowing why you are there. And this is all before Chris even opens his mouth. Other convicts' opinions of him will only worsen the more they see and learn of him.

Even in the best-case scenario, Chris' life as he knows it is over, and he is not mentally equipped to deal with anything else. He will likely come out of prison, if he survives, far worse than when he went in, mentally.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Dunno if Chris is remanded, or just too poor to make bail, but I'd enjoy seeing the outcome of someone bailing him out and him jumping to go to Seattle for that pony convention.

Tbh Chris would probably be the least theatening rapist there.

 

[Lazy Man]

why the fuck was he doing it every three nights?

I imagine there was some advice in his "how to lay pipe in a potato patch book" that said you should give your disabled partner who is definitely not your dementia riddled mother 3-5 days between (fat)rolls in the hay to avoid causing any injury or physical damage. Chris is very into following numbered advice, like the shower/meal/sleep advice at conventions which he decided to use as life advice and began more regular washing after one of his successful pony show trips.

 

[Sonchus Asper]

Chris is very into following numbered advice, like the shower/meal/sleep advice at conventions which he decided to use as life advice and began more regular washing after one of his successful pony show trips.

Indeed.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I’m not reading the whole thread just to see if someone posted this so I’m posting it just in case.

You didn't even scroll through any of the first page. Unrelated technical sperg: my browser must be putting additional white space in my posts.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

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Make no mistake, Chris having raped his elderly demented mom is likely to put his status in prison somewhere around that of a child molester.

I'm not saying Chris will definitely suffer violence in prison, but there is no way anyone can say for sure that he won't.

Even if he doesn't, he is likely to find himself in a situation where not only does the state control most of his actions, but other, stronger inmates control what's left of his freedom. If he lands in non-protective custody, in a facility that has a strong gang presence, he might literally be told when he can eat (i.e, be made to wait until higher status inmates have finished their meals), and/or how to fold his laundry. No one will associate with him socially, because in prison, you are who you run with. And if he is able to draw Sonichu for money, there is a high likelihood that money will be taken. And if the other inmates discover that weens will pay Chris for his "art", they might put him to work so they can take all the proceeds. In prison parlance, Chris will be considered a "lame", or possibly worse.

Prison is full of shitty, frustrated people, who have nothing but time to figure out how to game the guards and weaker inmates. Chris will be taken for whatever people can get out of him, because he is too weak and cowardly to hold his own, and has nothing to offer any group in prison, except his status as a victim.

And to those saying Chris is too fat/ugly/smelly to get raped, know that rape, especially in prison, is a crime of power. Some people might fuck more attractive inmates for pleasure, but rape is often used in prison for punishment. It's not unheard of for sex offenders, especially those who p[rey on the weak and helpless, to be horrifically raped and tortured in prison.

A lot of this has changed with the Prison Rape Elimination Act, which is why I said earlier that it's more coercion and manipulation these days than razor-to-the-throat rape. But, rape still occurs. And because of his crime, Chris' status will be about as low as you can get. If he raped a little old lady who wasn't his mother, that would be bad enough. But his crime will be considered particularly heinous, even by prison standards.

I'm not claiming to know what will or will not happen to Chris. But, his case is all over the news. There will be people in County jail with him right now who end up in prison with him. His crimes will be known. And they will not be the type of crimes that you want to be in prison for, with others knowing why you are there. And this is all before Chris even opens his mouth. Other convicts' opinions of him will only worsen the more they see and learn of him.

Even in the best-case scenario, Chris' life as he knows it is over, and he is not mentally equipped to deal with anything else. He will likely come out of prison, if he survives, far worse than when he went in, mentally.

Excellent summary. He is almost certainly gonna be spending a lot of slow long time with people who will love to fuck with him for fun and profit. The chances of him wising up and finding his place ( near the bottom of the shit heap) are round about zero.

 

[Josterman]

Finally found the local news broadcast.

Can't believe we went from this

to this

3 times the charm

 

[moocow]

Quite a few of the guys who got caught on TCAP for example got back on the internet after they were released from prison

My favorite was the idiot who showed up at the house, stripped naked and sat on a barstool to wait, got busted and sent home ("you can keep the towel" ... lol), then immediately went home to arrange another meeting (with another decoy, whoops) and got busted again trying to meet them the next day at a McDonald's.

Sexual predators, especially those who target vulnerable people (i.e. children and the elderly), tend to be mind-bogglingly stupid.

Maybe I’m retarded where the TCAP guys out on a suspended sentence or actually released because once he’s released he will have 100% free range on the internet I was just saying if the let the tard off easy and don’t make him actually step foot in a big boi prison

Some end up not getting prosecuted, a couple bonded out and absconded (a couple pajeets did this, I think), a handful copped plea deals that avoided jail time, and all the rest ended up doing time. The latter two groups were all required to register as sex offenders for life and all of them had probation or supervised release after they served their time.

TCAP was done early enough in the internet's mainstream emergence that some jurisdictions didn't really know what the hell to do with it when it came to sex crimes, so it was hit-or-miss as to whether someone was barred from internet access. Not that it mattered much; plenty of them went right back to their old ways (as Chazzed Up mentioned above).

Loved that scene in Oz where the french musician guy finds Adebissi's gun and shoots retard Kenny Wrangler.

God that was such a satisfying scene. Wangler was such an obnoxious fucktard and richly deserved that unceremonious end.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He's going to fit right in next to the guy who stabbed 3 people because he thought the sink was talking to him, and neither of them are going to get any mental health care.

But both are going on a love quest.