Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Taking Nick Bate out of the equation, I’ve long held the belief that Lucas was the worst person who’s chronicled on this forum. I sincerely believe he’d molest a child if given the opportunity.

With the recent revelations about Chris, I’m calling it a tie (maybe with a slight lead given to Chris given that we actually have confirmation that he violated someone vulnerable).
Lucas is such an incredible degenerate that not only would he molest a child if given the opportunity, but he would do so in a manner that is so heinous and depraved that it would shock even people like myself that are more or less desensitized to fucked up shit.
 
Lucas basically has no hobbies (entertainment) because his basic needs (both real needs like shelter or food) and fantasy needs (new mother figure, et c) are not met. Maslow might not be a perfect analogy for the observed behavior where Lucas traded something that might brighten his day for a baser satisfaction, but even when he was semi-stable and hoarding board games both his interest and self-proclaimed expertise were purely performative. he barely understood the concepts of game theory or entertainment design. he instead saw board games as a means to an end - an end to possibly meet women. he didn't care if they made sense, had intriguing concepts, were fun or funny - that wasn't the point for Lucas. the point for Lucas was using them as a vehicle to attract (passively, since he's an incredibly narcissistic coward) a woman's attention in a romantic way.

that this is in inherently kind of a broken train of thought is irrelevant. Lucas sees everything as a vehicle towards this end and if it isn't, either he isn't interested, or will twist it into that vehicle.

because Lucas lacks any hobbies and is constantly in a state between panic and disordered needy thinking, he has "no room" to entertain himself or others. his ego refuses to allow any separation between himself and his impulses far enough to seek simple amusement. about the closest he might get to that is anything that would satisfy his baser impulses like food or pornography.



this is the same guy that is trying to attract women with "nigga".
I think what you said about Maslow's hierarchy is true for everyone.... but somehow not for lucas. (Edit: I reread what you wrote, and I think we essentially agree, apparently I skimmed what you'd written too quickly. My bad)

This is difficult for me to articulate, but I just don't see Lucas as even having the capacity for any small, quiet, polite pursuits.

He's just one of those people that doesn't have interests, he doesn't "do" hobbies. His focus is entirely insular, even if you put him in a room with tv, other than stirring his anger, he won't watch it casually. He never discussed his favorite movies, from the present or the past, or mentions having any books, art, nothing.

Even when Lucas has his needs met, which for Lucas are little more than food, because he doesn't seem to care about the hygienic state of where he sleeps... he won't pursue more sophisticated needs on the hierarchy. Food, ample food, varied food, and a large amount of that food. That's it for him.

Even music, which Lucas mentions from time to time, is little more than a connection to high school, and a way to demonstrate himself as being singular and unique, and connected with leftist concepts and figures, a la Henry Rollins and Jello Biafra... It's one of the reasons why as you correctly noticed, board games as an interest was such an obviously fake facade for him. He had no desire to even play them with other people, he was purely hoarding them, because he had decided that board games were connected with intelligence and pacifism, which are both connected to liberalism in his mind, which were buttresses to his "pussy pursuit".

It's comical, and it sounds reductionist, to be able to say, as @WonderWino did above, that he eats it, fucks it, or pisses on it, but with lucas? This comical simplification is actually true. He doesn't have anything else in him. It's one of the reasons why his pose as an intellectual is such obviously desperate bullshit.
 
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I do not say this lightly, but I now believe that Lucas Werner is better than Chris Chan.
I would say just as bad, while Lucas is looking for a young child (12-18) Chris Chan is being charged with doing something on the other end of the spectrum (we don't know when the abuse started but let's say 2014 because of the fire so (74-80)). Both of these age groups are very vulnerable individuals one group the 12-18 are just starting to learn about life and what type of risky behaviors to avoid and are often to weal or naive to fend off their aggressors, whereas 74-80 are susceptible to forgetting basic care skills becoming more naive to scams and individuals with bad intentions, and are also often to weak to fend off their aggressors. And we can see that from what Cyril told us Lucas did get underaged girls drunk and might did more things with them while living in the rent controlled apartment. Chris allegedly had sex with his again mother, so it would technically be a tie until one of them is convicted of the offense. This is extremely shocking but we could have all seen this coming as well, but to tell who is the worse of the two lolcows we need a court sentence. And remember Nick Bate is still the worst of them all.
 
To touch back a bit interesting theory on Lucas wanting his loony bin trip. He's a scam artist and dumb but sometimes he knows how to pull a fast one. Granted better plan than using a mental ward as a hotel is don't get banned from shelters or thrown out of free housing.

I know for a ton of reasons we can never know what he's like while locked up. But I wonder what his behaviors are like we got to see him most lucid when he got first fart box after his long stay. He clearly was off but most sane. It was sad in a way he wanted to go to college have a family it's not in the cards. But in bin I'd like to see how he functions on a semi decent diet. Therapy daily socializing.

Granted at this point he's so fucking brain broke maybe he just sits there eating out of the trash and mumbling.
 
To touch back a bit interesting theory on Lucas wanting his loony bin trip. He's a scam artist and dumb but sometimes he knows how to pull a fast one. Granted better plan than using a mental ward as a hotel is don't get banned from shelters or thrown out of free housing.
when i encountered people that needed to be taken into custody for evaluation or for safety, it boiled down to a lack of control over their life and exercising what little control they did have by purposely provoking emergency services (or any services) that are obligated to respond in a particular way. i've had it with drug addicts as well as vagrants both, and to a lesser degree in certain types of criminals that i chronically interacted with due to repeated reports of petty offenses or welfare checks or abuse.

it was similar to the reasoning a vagrant would want money vs a hand-out: they have so little control in their life that the ability to choose to buy a thing vs receiving an item (that they have no choice in deciding) was threatening that little bit of self-determination.
 
Lucas basically has no hobbies (entertainment) because his basic needs (both real needs like shelter or food) and fantasy needs (new mother figure, et c) are not met. Maslow might not be a perfect analogy for the observed behavior where Lucas traded something that might brighten his day for a baser satisfaction, but even when he was semi-stable and hoarding board games both his interest and self-proclaimed expertise were purely performative. he barely understood the concepts of game theory or entertainment design. he instead saw board games as a means to an end - an end to possibly meet women. he didn't care if they made sense, had intriguing concepts, were fun or funny - that wasn't the point for Lucas. the point for Lucas was using them as a vehicle to attract (passively, since he's an incredibly narcissistic coward) a woman's attention in a romantic way.

that this is in inherently kind of a broken train of thought is irrelevant. Lucas sees everything as a vehicle towards this end and if it isn't, either he isn't interested, or will twist it into that vehicle.

because Lucas lacks any hobbies and is constantly in a state between panic and disordered needy thinking, he has "no room" to entertain himself or others. his ego refuses to allow any separation between himself and his impulses far enough to seek simple amusement. about the closest he might get to that is anything that would satisfy his baser impulses like food or pornography.



this is the same guy that is trying to attract women with "nigga".
This exactly. The only time we know of that Lucas ever even played board games was in the hospital when he was there for that long period a couple of years ago. He talked about how he played a lot of Carcassone and won almost every game, which surely was because he was playing against either employees who let him win, or against people who were even more incapacitated than he is (or both). He likely clung to that because it was the first thing he was ever “good at”, so he started hoarding games, thinking that could be a substitute for having no actual personality or interests.

But alas, he had no one to play with, and didn’t actually try to find anyone to play with, because 1) he doesn’t actually want friends, of the male or female variety, and 2) while I’m sure in his mind he would love to have a girlfriend and meet up with another couple to have a game night, he doesn’t want to actually make this happen, he wants it, like everything else, to be handed to him. Besides which he likely wouldn’t be able to focus on or enjoy games while he’s unmedicated because he doesn’t have the attention span or the patience, and he would freak the fuck out if he wasn’t winning and accuse everyone else of cheating, or of the rules themselves being wrong.
 
This exactly. The only time we know of that Lucas ever even played board games was in the hospital when he was there for that long period a couple of years ago. He talked about how he played a lot of Carcassone and won almost every game, which surely was because he was playing against either employees who let him win, or against people who were even more incapacitated than he is (or both). He likely clung to that because it was the first thing he was ever “good at”, so he started hoarding games, thinking that could be a substitute for having no actual personality or interests.

But alas, he had no one to play with, and didn’t actually try to find anyone to play with, because 1) he doesn’t actually want friends, of the male or female variety, and 2) while I’m sure in his mind he would love to have a girlfriend and meet up with another couple to have a game night, he doesn’t want to actually make this happen, he wants it, like everything else, to be handed to him. Besides which he likely wouldn’t be able to focus on or enjoy games while he’s unmedicated because he doesn’t have the attention span or the patience, and he would freak the fuck out if he wasn’t winning and accuse everyone else of cheating, or of the rules themselves being wrong.
It kind of reminds me of how Patrick Bateman in American Psycho goes on about the music of Huey Lewis and The News, Phil Collins or Whitney Houston to those he is trying to impress, all without any real connection to the feeling of music that he has just rehearsed some reviews of. Lucas’s connections to things like restaurants and food is a similarity bad attempt to appear like he has some interest in culinary arts. The other part that gets me is the way Lucas talks about wanting a better world like Patrick Bateman does in a scene where once again he is trying to use an almost choreographed talk of providing for all the people of the world just to one up what some other guy next to him said. Lucas is not as high functioning as some other psychos but that same vacancy of any real personality is very apparent and the mask worn to lure prey is hardly even on.

Edit: There is an idea of a Lucas Werner...

*rubs foot cream on face*
 
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Who else does Lucas remind you of? (Edit: I have a feeling there is only one Lucas Werner he doesn’t compare in many ways) Maybe Patrick Bateman is a bit of a stretch for comparison. But I wanted to make that joke about him rubbing foot cream on his face. Can any of you tell me why he did that? His face got all puffy like a balloon afterwards.
 
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Who else does Lucas remind you of? (Edit: I have a feeling there is only one Lucas Werner he doesn’t compare in many ways) Maybe Patrick Bateman is a bit of a stretch for comparison. But I wanted to make that joke about him rubbing foot cream on his face. Can any of you tell me why he did that? His face got all puffy like a balloon afterwards.

He "read somewhere" that the active ingredient would help with his acne.

He wasn't necessarily wrong, but for acne treatment, the percentage of that ingredient is much lower, so be basically mildly chemical burned his face by (shocker) not fully understanding some science he read and by not doing a spot test first.
 
He "read somewhere" that the active ingredient would help with his acne.

He wasn't necessarily wrong, but for acne treatment, the percentage of that ingredient is much lower, so be basically mildly chemical burned his face by (shocker) not fully understanding some science he read and by not doing a spot test first.

Was it a salicylic foot cream or something?
No skincare sperg needed on why that’s insane but maybe I’m looking for logic in lunacy here
 
Was it a salicylic foot cream or something?
No skincare sperg needed on why that’s insane but maybe I’m looking for logic in lunacy here

I think it was a lactic acid one or something similar, I can check later and edit.

Lactic acid peels in 1, 3, and 5% aren't uncommon OTC but you're not supposed to leave them on very long.
 
Lucas and now chris chan locked up at the same time. This is like the superbowl for this site
Super Bowl? It’s more like the Writer’s strike.
Onision can’t cover the spread here. We need material, people, not a bunch of lolhacks.

In all seriousness, while I am glad Lucas is in the hospital, it does create a big potato-headed hole in the humor. I follow Greer but he’s boring since he became a Las Vegas Karen, just posting about his idiot tourist descriptions of unimpressive nothings or trying to convince the world he can drive. I can’t stomach Nick Bate or Chris Chan so I just have to remind myself that the medicated Lucas is just as hilarious and will be released yearning to share his attraction signs.

maybe it will be my Christmas miracle. Maybe it will be sooner.

ETA:
Next court date for Lucas is 8/3 at 9am pst.
Muni website shows that the courtrooms have YouTube’s and streaming courtrooms and audio backups.
I’ll be involved at 9am pst but if others have a chance, I’d love to know how his court date goes. The 7/20 date was continued.
 
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Super Bowl? It’s more like the Writer’s strike.
Onision can’t cover the spread here. We need material, people, not a bunch of lolhacks.

In all seriousness, while I am glad Lucas is in the hospital, it does create a big potato-headed hole in the humor. I follow Greer but he’s boring since he became a Las Vegas Karen, just posting about his idiot tourist descriptions of unimpressive nothings or trying to convince the world he can drive. I can’t stomach Nick Bate or Chris Chan so I just have to remind myself that the medicated Lucas is just as hilarious and will be released yearning to share his attraction signs.

maybe it will be my Christmas miracle. Maybe it will be sooner.
God I hope it's sooner than Christmas.
 
ETA:
Next court date for Lucas is 8/3 at 9am pst.
Muni website shows that the courtrooms have YouTube’s and streaming courtrooms and audio backups.
I’ll be involved at 9am pst but if others have a chance, I’d love to know how his court date goes. The 7/20 date was continued.
I've checked the streamed courtrooms and audio backup for the dates he's had community court. Haven't been able to find a record for his community court dates. Community court does not look to be streamed/audio backed up. Been wondering what was going to happen with the 3 court dates he had left (7/20, 8/03, 8/17). As you noted the 7/20 shows continued. We'll see what happens with the last 2.
 
Trying to find which court room stream it is going to be @9:00 today
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Edit: Here is the link to the community court page. There is courtroom A, B, C and D with their own streams.
https://my.spokanecity.org/courts/municipal-court/therapeutic/

There is also a phone number to confirm where the stream is happening 509.625.4400


edit: I think its C the D livestream seems to have ended *no audio right now*

Edit: Link to the case file https://ecourt.spokanecity.org/publicportal/?q=node/392/169315
 
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Big ups to Myrna for refusing to let Lucas live with her forever.
Myrna chased her retarded hatchling out of the nest like she was supposed to. Barb let hers linger until she was old and sick, and once the power dynamic shifted, her retard started humping her.

If there are laughs to be had in all of this, I will find them, eventually.

For the time being, CWC has eclipsed Lucas. Up until a few days ago, when we learned that CWC is a mom raper, Lucas surpassed CWC in "rapey." Rapey is Lucas's entire gimmick. He is a boundaryless sex pest. Moreover, Lucas has a well-documented oedipal complex. If he were ever in a position to take advantage of someone, even his mother, perhaps his oft-stated fear of punishment would restrain him. Unless he felt he could get away with it. Fortunately, Lucas lacks the social skills and relationships to take advantage of someone. The time when family members would let him watch their kids is past.

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Edit: Here is the link to the community court page. There is courtroom A, B, C and D with their own streams.
https://my.spokanecity.org/courts/municipal-court/therapeutic/

There is also a phone number to confirm where the stream is happening 509.625.4400
I doubt anything of interest will happen at the hearing, or that Lucas will even be in attendance, but am hopeful that some Wernologists will chronicle it.
 
I've checked the streamed courtrooms and audio backup for the dates he's had community court. Haven't been able to find a record for his community court dates. Community court does not look to be streamed/audio backed up. Been wondering what was going to happen with the 3 court dates he had left (7/20, 8/03, 8/17). As you noted the 7/20 shows continued. We'll see what happens with the last 2.

he has only been in attendance or had to be in attendance for 2-3 of the dates. I think 7/6 was his last in compliance date. The next two were continued. But the audio from 7/20 seems to have indicated that lots of folks are in and out of compliance. The back ups seem to be sparse in terms of what’s on record. The live stream should feature something but if they don’t live stream community court due to the mental health issues of it being a therapeutic court, we will just have to assume nothing happened again. Lucas would certainly not be required to attend while in psych ward. But I’m hoping against reason that we learn a bit about his status. It’s unlikely he will get in trouble for having his meltdown. But if he’s planning to be released from the hospital soon, they will likely keep him in program. If he is slated for long term stay, they would likely terminate his legal requirements and void his court dates. At least that’s what the therapeutic courts here do.

I think courtroom A is community court but I could be wrong so all streams should be viewed.

eta: community court is typically court A but no stream from that court
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