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Why do people think criminal prosecution starts with a jury trial immediately?

No. It would be not only highly unlikely but any defendant worth his salt would bargain before this gets to that point.
except we all know that he is currently feeling untouchable...anyone who helps him will only be painting a target on his back...

also his lawyer would hang himself/herself due to the nightmare coming their way
 
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Do you really think prison is so devoid of talent that chris could be any kind of artistic force there?
itll be full of exploitative people. All it takes is one guy asking why he gets so much commission, and chris will blurt shit out like "Im an artist and my fans pay me!" (motions to huge, untouched stack of letters.)
Connect the dots, tell some fatboi youll show him where the wild goose goes if he dosent comply, and viola.
 
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The comments are 70/30 autists vs confused boomers.
Just imagine poor normie, normal neighbors that, for whatever reason, they one day get fed up with this fucker's antics and decide to google his name...

You can't come back from that.

Very little. All media (left and right) will not go into a lot of his shit since the older crowd will not find it funny or entertaining. They will just give some short summary and leave it at that.
They're gonna use only the bits that are convenient for them, like how we are all bigots for calling him "he" and, if he dies, they will blame Kiwifarms for harassing him.
 
Chris really needs to let everyone know his secret for being 39, but looking like an ugly "woman" in her mid to late 50's. I've seen cheap whores that look less ragged than that.

They're gonna use only the bits that are convenient for them, like how we are all bigots for calling him "he" and, if he dies, they will blame Kiwifarms for harassing him.
We really need to have a scoreboard that gets a hash mark every time the media and/or retards reach a consensus that Kiwi Farms has killed yet another deviant without lifting a single finger.
 
It would be not only highly unlikely but any defendant worth his salt would bargain before this gets to that point.
Were I a public defender and Chris Chan were my client I would do everything I could to make sure he went to trial and his trial is as painful for him as possible. IDGAF if I'd get disbarred.

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Weens. I can absolutely see weens and white knights sending money.
For a few years at least, but interest may dry up with zero content and the heinousness of his crimes. Eventually it’ll drop off to a trickle since that’s something you have to actively do every week(deposit money into his prison account) and not just some patreon you sign up for and forget about. And knowing Chris he’ll spend it all as soon as it comes.
 
For a few years at least, but interest may dry up with zero content and the heinousness of his crimes. Eventually it’ll drop off to a trickle since that’s something you have to actively do every week(deposit money into his prison account) and not just some patreon you sign up for and forget about. And knowing Chris he’ll spend it all as soon as it comes.
its going to be on junk food, also as soon as he gets it..he will get robbed lmao
 
I want to note, if this is a jury trial?

We're going to see more people traumatized in one court case than witnesses of a mass shooting.

> The Judge
> The prosecution who has to look at his past behaviors and an entire wiki.
> His public defender (if he doesn't hang himself)
> All the jurors
> Witnesses in the court
> People hearing about the case on television because it was trending on Twitter and News Corps like to report on that (the SUN reported on Chris today).
My understanding is that in criminal cases the defence chooses if there's a jury or the bench. I think in Chris's case it's better to go with the judge because a jury of his peers is going to be much harder on him, because of the severity of the crime. It's incest and most likely rape, they'll probably try to charge him for other stuff too. I could see it being the other way though, where a jury may be more easy to get sympathy out of.

Lol the cwcki is TOTALLY gonna become relevant to the case in some way. Shits gonna be great.


This is all ONLY if this shit goes to trial and isn't settled out of court. I think that's the most realistic thing. Plea guilty
 
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itll be full of exploitative people. All it takes is one guy asking why he gets so much commission, and chris will blurt shit out like "Im an artist and my fans pay me!" (motions to huge, untouched stack of letters.)
Connect the dots, tell some fatboi youll show him where the wild goose goes if he dosent comply, and viola.

I love the idea of people gifting commissaries. Also, 100% he will be manipulated out of any thing valuable
 
I really dont think the COs are going to be taking chances with Chris. He's decently high profile and you know he'd get murdered in gen pop. If chris actually does any ammount of hard time its going to be extended solitary.

Boy, i bet that sitting in a small cell 23 hours a day will do wonders for the delusions.
If you put money on his books he will sit there and cram his face with the worst for you junk food known to man.

But also he can't go jerk off to mlp or whatever he does. So there is a good chance of him reading/drawing.

Other inmates get to play cards, make hooch, gamble, and play all the little jail games.
Why do people think criminal prosecution starts with a jury trial immediately?

No. It would be not only highly unlikely but any defendant worth his salt would bargain before this gets to that point.
We can only pray the DA wants to make an example of him. Which probably isn't the case. Nobody is interested in a detailed trial... Well... Nobody who gets to make decisions about this, anyways.
 
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For me it's twitter troons. They'll probably raise some money for Chris because he's a troon and that's pretty much it.
Edit: I have no idea if that's possible but i can still imagine such scenario because it's something those degenerates would definitely do, lol.
Do troons even want to claim him? Or the autistic faction? He seems like a liability to the cause in every possible way right now.
 
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