Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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They're special needs kids. Half of them think he's Santa Claus and the rest of them are asleep.

Jack was hesitant to work with the special needs children because he felt like he’d be seen.

He was probably worried that they wouldn't let him back out.

 

[desudesu]

They're special needs kids. Half of them think he's Santa Claus Grimace and the rest of them are asleep.

Oh those poor kids expecting a visit by the purple blob of fun from the Ronald McDonald House Charity, only to be greeted by this:

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Oh those poor kids expecting a visit by the purple blob of fun from the Ronald McDonald House Charity, only to be greeted by this:

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Jesus Christ, Ronald behind that mask is giving off some serious serial killer splatter guard vibes.

Jack, of course, wouldn't let a drop of long pork juices go to waste.

 

[Intimate Secretary]

Man, I wish I had paid more attention when I was living in the Hendersonville area, because good lord I'm pretty sure I saw his fatass at a Hardee's drive-in screaming at some poor teenager over curly fries. Got introduced to this cow a few years ago from a pal of mine who found his "cooking" hilarious and I'm inclined to agree - no self-respecting griller within 250 miles of this dude would fuckin' pull out pink ribs or "juicy" chicken. Thank god for Adamska's goddamn autopsies (the most accurate description of a takedown of his "food") which made this really worth watching and finally convinced me to go on a diet lmao. Cheers lads.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

Man, I wish I had paid more attention when I was living in the Hendersonville area, because good lord I'm pretty sure I saw his fatass at a Hardee's drive-in screaming at some poor teenager over curly fries. Got introduced to this cow a few years ago from a pal of mine who found his "cooking" hilarious and I'm inclined to agree - no self-respecting griller within 250 miles of this dude would fuckin' pull out pink ribs or "juicy" chicken. Thank god for Adamska's goddamn autopsies (the most accurate description of a takedown of his "food") which made this really worth watching and finally convinced me to go on a diet lmao. Cheers lads.

Whenever I feel the urge to graze, I put on Jack's pulled pork vid and that tends to cure it real quick. The wet pinkness and rubbery resistance against the claws makes my skin crawl... Dishonorable mention goes to his classic bison burgers vid.

 

[Joycondrift]

Whenever I feel the urge to graze, I put on Jack's pulled pork vid and that tends to cure it real quick. The wet pinkness and rubbery resistance against the claws makes my skin crawl... Dishonorable mention goes to his classic bison burgers vid.

Pulled Pork Sandwiches in the NuWave Oven Pro Plus

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I imagine you're talking about this travesty.

"Cooks" pulled pork to 160 which is roughly 35-45 degrees short of where it needs to be in order to actually be pulled.

Not to mention the probe he uses is no where close to the center of the meat to actually get an actual correct reading.

The squelch of flesh trying to shred with the claws. Quality ASMR.

I know we all tune in to watch the train wreck that is this channel weekly. But I'm all for a good comeback story. Jack actually learning how to cook..improving his video quality and production. Actually dieting and tracking his progress. Rehabbing his arm.

All that shit could be quality content people would actually watch.

Instead we get videos of him at strip mall restaurants recording menus and assembling triple batches of food items in his kitchen.

 

[densedance]

Who doesn't like Cottage Cheese on his Pulled Pork Burger?

 

[rubytintedchix]

The NuWave oven Turkey video is even worse than the pulled pork. To think this man had a potential legit sponsor, and then cranks out videos with the device and raw food is mind boggling (also stomach turning)

 

[JackIsBlack]

That ain’t cottage cheese. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[desudesu]

An artistic re-enactment of what actually went down at the special needs children ministry where Jack volunteered.

 

[Staffy]

EDIT:

Spoiler: bonus gay

 

[desudesu]

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"Inspect Element" edits always make it seem more legitimate.

PCLM Edit:

 

[rubytintedchix]

"Inspect Element" edits always make it seem more legitimate.

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PCLM Edit:
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Saved to my camera roll.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The special needs kids then made me think of something. This is the Merrill Howard Kalin Cooking Show a literal mentally retarded person cooking and while the salad probably salmonella all over it, I'd eat his food before Jack's at least the chicken looks done.

Merrill Howard Kalin Show (1992)

Best cooking show ever, love the commercials, obviously a public access channel

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[Pig Cups]

Christ, where to begin?

Either he’s genuinely behind on his understanding of slang, or he’s just fucking with us at this point. I’m going with the former- Jack is such a repressive closet fag who gets triggered anytime someone calls his sexuality into question, so something this blatant must be accidental.

eta: thoughts

 

[Sauce Wholesaler]

I missed the screenshot but did anyone catch Jack asking vaccinated people if they'd still wear a mask if forced to? Looked like it had 12 comments on it in a very short period of time, But, alas, he deleted it.

I like his "prediction" we'll start getting pumpkin-flavored shit this month. No shit Sherlock hasn't popped out in August the last few years.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Christ, where to begin?
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Either he’s genuinely behind on his understanding of slang, or he’s just fucking with us at this point. I’m going with the former- Jack is such a repressive closet fag who gets triggered anytime someone calls his sexuality into question, so something this blatant must be accidental.

eta: thoughts

That reminds me of a McDonald's ad from several years ago.

I'm pretty sure that Mushbrain isn't thinking clearly about what wanting to get the D actually means. In his stroked out Boomer mind he thinks he's being hip with the kids.

It's a perfect example of not using slang when you don't understand the actual meaning of the word.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

I missed the screenshot but did anyone catch Jack asking vaccinated people if they'd still wear a mask if forced to? Looked like it had 12 comments on it in a very short period of time, But, alas, he deleted it.

I like his "prediction" we'll start getting pumpkin-flavored shit this month. No shit Sherlock hasn't popped out in August the last few years.

this just in, bold prediction from jack: stores will probably have more candy in a month or so. some of it will even be in the shape of pumpkins, or maybe even bats. keep your eyes open, foodjacks!

 

[Pig Cups]

The special needs kids then made me think of something. This is the Merrill Howard Kalin Cooking Show a literal mentally retarded person cooking and while the salad probably salmonella all over it, I'd eat his food before Jack's at least the chicken looks done.

Merrill Howard Kalin Show (1992)

Best cooking show ever, love the commercials, obviously a public access channel

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Merrill’s biggest sin is, yes, re-using that cutting board without washing it or his hands first- shit made me gag, and watching him smash/tear that head of lettuce open just made me think about all the quacks in the old kirkbride asylums that would want to do that with him.

I can’t pin 100% of the blame for his culinary failures on him, though. Merrill has the mind of a 2-year old and is legitimately disabled. Jack wasn’t born with the lousy deck that Merrill got; he had a passable deck that he just let disintegrate due to laziness, addiction, and an overall shitty outlook/attitude. MHK is a legitimate autist, yet he manages to be more affable and entertaining than The Nicest Guy On The Internet™ and (former) CEO of GiveMe Entertainment, respectively. Fucking lame, Jack.

Spoiler: Goodnight, sweet prince 🇮🇱

Merrill Howard Kalin Obituary (2008) Chicago Sun-Times

View Merrill Howard Kalin's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

legacy.suntimes.com

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

I watch his videos at 1.5 speed.