POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[salmonfish]

wonder if twitter has steered the topic from her pronoun kerfucklery back onto chris-chan recent happenings as of now

 

[shubniggurath]

its like the ending of that infamous comic the unfunnies. The serial killer cartoonist has been body swapped (oh the irony) with one of his creations as he's about to be executed and he's talking like a penguin cartoon character. The guards aren't buying it, and tell him if he's playing up the insanity then its too late and it wont save him now.

We can only wonder what those cops and guards are thinking as Chris Spergs about being an all powerful goddess of some animie they know nothing about and how if "the merge was complete he'd be using his mind powers to send this car flying with psychic waves." I'm sure a few of them have had to tell chris to save it for the shrinks and how he should at least try "the devil made me do it defense." If he wants to plead insanity.

i think if he pulled that shit theyd just start ignoring him and let him scream away, im guessing hes gonna pull the card about hes not actually chris and hes sonichu in mamas body so HE cant have done it.
btw fuck mark millar

 

[Catnana]

hes aware of whats right or wrong im sure weve established that at this point but his bizarre mental reasoning does make you think about whether he did it and know its wrong or did he delude himself into thinking this is completely fucking normal.

Honestly, I lean to him knowing it was completely wrong. He likely bragged about it thinking the person listening would not leak the calls. He got... pussy... and felt like bragging about it since I'm sure he's never got jack shit before.

It's my opinion that his narcissism and "celebrity status" is what fueled his confession rather than his autism. Also the reason he is smiling and acting like this is nothing is pure delusion: he thinks he's unjailable due to his autism and becausehe's gotten away from charges before. He's in for a very rude awakening when his felony hits...

 

[Emet-Selch]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Chris needs to take responsibility for his fucking actions for once in his life. Hard working people do NOT need to give him their money, nor should them or Null have to extend any further sympathies or well-wishes. Chris has burned every bridge and deserves it.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Hahaha lmao
Omg fren!

Dont fucking do gay ops faggot

 

[shubniggurath]

Honestly, I lean to him knowing it was completely wrong. He likely bragged about it thinking the person listening would not leak the calls. He got... pussy... and felt like bragging about it since I'm sure he's never got jack shit before.

It's my opinion that his narcissism and "celebrity status" is what fueled his confession rather than his autism. Also the reason he is smiling and acting like this is nothing is pure delusion: he thinks he's unjailable due to his autism and becausehe's gotten away from charges before. He's in for a very rude awakening when his felony hits...

it does take a special type of person like chris to honestly be able to convince himself that he can get away from this because of the autism card, i pray one day we get the transcripts from interview.

 

[DuckAssWatcher]

Just got back watching that footage of Chris at the kb toys watch and win shopping spree. It's like seeing childhood home movies of Ted Bundy or Ed gein.

How much you wanna bet every night since it happened, he's been think back to that faithful day trying to go back and relive it? maybe even retell it to himself to be even better than it really was? Cause one things for sure, unless a fucking miracle saves him from the worst of the worst in terms of Chris's punishment it's all he'll have to comfort himself as he suffers for the next few years...if not the rest of his life.

 

[Wm Chuckaspear]

Oh, our little Chrissy. I remember back in the day when he was just sitting bare-butt on chocolate cakes hoping to be loved by the video recipient...

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Fuck off. Chris stabbed Null in the back. He deserves whatever he gets, whether that's shanked, raped, committed, electric chair'd, whatever.

 

[big arns]

Chris needs to take responsibility for his fucking actions for once in his life. Hard working people do NOT need to give him their money, nor should them or Null have to extend any further sympathies or well-wishes. Chris has burned every bridge and deserves it.

True, but if Chris gets locked up the saga ends and I'm not ready for that. If he doesn't go to jail: it's not like he'll be able to live with Barb anymore (I'm assuming the courts will sell her house regardless and place her in a home), and then he'll burn through any of his last change on legos and end up having to pull a Terry.

 

[Horus]

Whatever facility he ends up in is going to fucking hate him. Imagine being some underpaid guard or the prison equivalent of a receptionist, and the constant attempts from trolls to communicate with him from the outside. Then imagine it lasting years...

 

[Monika H.]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Chris deserves nothing. Only thing Null got from him were lies and headaches.

 

[Catnana]

it does take a special type of person like chris to honestly be able to convince himself that he can get away from this because of the autism card, i pray one day we get the transcripts from interview.

Chris is an interesting case. He's a complete austist thrown into the spotlight. He developed a very extreme case of narcissism due to this and his fantasies. I feel as if he knows right from wrong but has decided, due to his delusions and narcissism, that he is able to decide what is right and what is not. Therefore, through sheer delusion, he doesn't feel guilt for his actions like normal people. He'll sooner tell you what is guilt before feeling it. Sooner tell you what is right after committing wrong. It's my opinion he knows right from wrong but decided to disregard societies standard for such and implemented his own in place. That explains his bizarre behavior, in my mind at least.

Hell, what else can explain raping your own mother...

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Lurk moar faggot.

Answer is no. And what's this "our boy" shit? No gae ops, no army, Read the room.

 

[Nooty Booty]

I’ve had to write “chandler” (in the context of the town in Arizona) dozens if not hundreds of times in the past two days

I am going insane
The merge is real.

 

[Tookie]

I'm glad Chris raped Barb. It's what she deserves for giving birth to Chris.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Im sorry but, Null making a crowd fund for Chris would be such a stupid move. Most people here said the last few times he gave Chris money was too far, but this? No, anyone who supports Chris right now is either a literal retard or is just a ween trying to hope Chris gets out. I doubt anyone feels bad for Chris here, the guy did this to himself, this isnt "ooh poor spergyman he accidentally touched a woman in her no no parts but he doesnt know any better." this is "Chris did know, has known, and has always known what he's doing and this should be the straw the breaks the camels back."

 

[Batman's Ass]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Shut up, faggot. Don't give any money to him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A fellow Jay watcher.

Interestingly he has another video where he talks about how a prison guard recognized a pedo rapist inmate and posted his papers in the middle of their unit specifically to get his ass killed (it worked).

Jay is the shit. Or the streight Kino, if you go by those kids these days.

 

[Catnana]

this is "Chris did know, has known, and has always known what he's doing and this should be the straw the breaks the camels back."

Absolutely agree. At won't point do we decide enough is enough? Sure Barb wasn't the best mother on the planet but she does not deserve to be RAPED while she is experiencing the horror that is dementia.

I've been following Chris for many years. Hell I even supported helping him at times. This, however, is enough. He should be treated as a rapist and nothing less. Fuck him.