[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Bonktrash said:
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We're still waiting for confirmation from that Kiwi whether or not Papa Janke was really Seal Team 6 and we'd all get V&nd or if it was stolen valor right?

If I get blackbagged for calling Bella a cunt, so be it, she deserves it when she tried to throw everyone else under the bus instead of coming clean

Funniest part was it seems Bella's original gayops was never incest in the first place but something like leaking a sex tape between chris and fiona (still very fucked up mind you and would probably have ended the same way with her doxing)

She should have come clean
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I still say she can't come clean, because the edited shit we have is as clean as she could make it.
 
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so have yall found her real mom yet or just her aunt? This game she's playing of gaslight and hide and seek is pretty interesting.
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that is her mom, sorry if that was confusing, she lied about her bio mom being her aunt and her bio mom being dead
when in reality her "aunt" is her bio mom who sends her tons of money on the regular
 
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took a minute but i found it

"I don't use Google. I don't let my daughter do iCloud or Instagram. I don't let her use a regular browser," he says, referring to Google, Apple and Facebook web services that share certain user data with third parties. "The Moore's law of data collection," Janke says, means that "in ten years they'll be able to get with a single search -- a medical company -- your children's medical reports [going back to] kindergarten and that follows you into jobs and into your healthcare costs."

from this article, 2013
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Is that whole family just a whole ass gaggle of retards how the fuck did bella fuck up this bad? Both parents in cybersec and a career in the same area how can she be this dumb?
 
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Sure but hes also a simp for a psycho he's bound to have fun tidbits
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She has tits and is probably the first girl to give him the time of day, I'm not sure it goes any further than that, otherwise we'd have found out more back when he was still hot on the person of interest list.
 
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I still say she can't come clean, because the edited shit we have is as clean as she could make it.
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That, and plus the worst things she could leak about Fiona were never incriminating, led me to the conclusion that Fiona was a patsy and Bella was the real "the best troll on history"
 
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We're still waiting for confirmation from that Kiwi whether or not Papa Janke was really Seal Team 6 and we'd all get V&nd or if it was stolen valor right?
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its been confirmed. see this post for all the links, i didn't realize my post was redundant, but this one has everything in it
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Update: I am happy to announce that I have attained verification that Michael graduated SEAL Training Class 174 on 10 May 1991. He was initially assigned to SEAL Team Four and also served at SEAL Team Six.

It does appear he exaggerates the length of time he was with SEAL Team Six, number of operations, and job (sniper), but none of that is punishable under the purview of Stolen Valor.



I've transcribed Isabella's interview with her then-51 years old former intelligence officer/Navy SEAL father, Michael Anthony Janke. It is attached to this post.

00:00:02 Bella

This is Isabella Jenke recording my father Michael Jenke and my.

00:00:07 Bella

My my Storycorps interview assignment, so I'm going to begin.

00:00:15 Bella

What is your name?

00:00:18 Mike

Mike Jenke

00:00:20 Bella

When and where were you born? Mike Jenke.

00:00:23 Mike

I was born in 1962.

00:00:29 Mike

In Pennsylvania.

00:00:32 Bella

What events of historical significance have you been a part of or witness?

00:00:39 Mike

Been a part of her witnessed well.

00:00:42 Mike

I was in the Sandinista Contra wars in El Salvador.

00:00:49 Mike

I was in the invasion of Panama.

00:00:52 Bella

Right?

00:00:53 Mike

I was in the.

00:00:56 Mike

The Rwandan genocide, huh? I was in the Balkans, war, Bosnia, Kosovo.

00:01:09 Mike

I was in the.

00:01:12 Mike

Of course, Middle East with Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan I was involved in.

00:01:24 Mike

When Yemen tried to overthrow its government.

00:01:32 Mike

A lot of.

00:01:35 Mike

Nation shaping.

00:01:38 Mike

Events in the last.

00:01:42 Mike

30 something years 35 years uhm, I started in the military.

00:01:49 Mike

Be at.

00:01:52 Mike

19-20 years old.

00:01:55 Bella

OK, well before we go into that, let's talk about any refugee experiences you may have.

00:02:02 Bella

Personally, like, have you not saying that you were a refugee, but anyone you've known in your community who was a refugee or anyone like refugees at the time?

00:02:17 Mike

I had

00:02:17 Mike

And a started a company.

00:02:21 Mike

And that worked for the US government and other governments like the British, Australian Canadian.

00:02:31 Mike

During the Iraq War of Afghanistan and in Pakistan and.

00:02:38 Mike

Some of my employees in both Iraq and Afghanistan that were interpreters after a certain number of years, they were granted.

00:02:53 Mike

Into the United States.

00:02:55 Mike

Uhm, one Afghani and his family. Two Iraqis but.

00:03:02 Mike

I also three years ago.

00:03:07 Mike

Two former, this was the Newsweek article.

00:03:10 Mike

Two former Russian.

00:03:13 Mike

Spies the former KGB.

00:03:17 Mike

Which is now called the FSB.

00:03:23 Mike

Defected to the United States a husband and wife.

00:03:27 Mike

And myself and some retired intelligence officers and special operations guys got together to help them.

00:03:37 Mike

They were working for our intelligence service in the FBI and then were stranded in Oregon of all places can.

00:03:44 Bella

You talk more about those Russians.

00:03:46 Bella

Can you tell us their full story and your encounter with them?

00:03:50 Mike

Well, they were a husband and wife. Both of them were FSB agents, which is.

00:03:59 Mike

Uh, you know a post cursor of the Russian KGB.

00:04:04 Mike

And a lot of people don't know that the FSB.

00:04:08 Mike

He is kind of works really closely with the Russian mob and mafia, and the husband Jan. His life was threatened.

00:04:19 Mike

They got fake passports, flew to the Dominican Republic.

00:04:24 Bella

Why was his life threatened?

00:04:28 Mike

As an FSB agent.

00:04:31 Mike

He was part time working for one side of the.

00:04:36 Mike

Russian mob

00:04:39 Mike

Uhm, and there was some. His superior was supporting and getting money from another side.

00:04:48 Mike

Long story short, uhm.

00:04:52 Mike

He was basically told he needed to get out, so he took his wife, who also worked at the FSB.

00:04:57 Mike

And they.

00:05:00 Mike

Defected, they went to first Dominican Republic and they contacted the CIA and the CIA. Got him by a boat to Miami. From there they flew into Virginia.

00:05:12 Mike

Yeah, and they worked a couple years for the CIA and then for the FBI, but due to some paperwork snafu, they didn't have any work or they didn't have, you know, lifetime retirement and the Newsweek reporter wrote a big article.

00:05:32 Mike

It was.

00:05:36 Mike

Part of it was on the cover of Newsweek three years ago. You can still search it.

00:05:41 Mike

And uhm.

00:05:44 Mike

We helped them.

00:05:46 Mike

I actually.

00:05:48 Mike

Hired them both into my company in LA until things were straightened out and they came back to Washington DC to work, but in a sense where they're refugees. You know somebody who defects is kind of like a refugee.

00:06:05 Bella

OK, now let us talk about your personal military experience.

00:06:12 Mike

Well, I was a Navy SEAL.

00:06:15 Mike

For many years my last.

00:06:20 Mike

Nine years in the SEAL, teams was at SEAL Team Six, which is the counterterrorism SEAL team.

00:06:28 Mike

I left there. That's where I had most of these experiences in El Salvador and elsewhere.

00:06:35 Mike

Iraq and Afghanistan. I left there and I went to work for the intelligence community.

00:06:42 Mike

I I didn't like that very much.

00:06:45 Mike

I did about a year.

00:06:46 Mike

And I left and started a company that.

00:06:51 Mike

Provided former special operations guys.

00:06:55 Mike

Back to our U.S. government.

00:07:00 Bella

OK, where were you at 9/11?

00:07:03 Mike

I was actually in Santa Fe, NM.

00:07:09 Mike

Holding you.

00:07:11 Bella

What was your first impression when you heard this?

00:07:20 Bella

Were you surprised?

00:07:22 Mike

Yes. What was I surprised that we were attacked by terrorists. No, I was surprised at how that such a coordinated.

00:07:34 Mike

Audacious attack could be carried out, but it also demonstrated how.

00:07:44 Mike

Our security apparatus.

00:07:47 Mike

That has so many intelligence agencies that don't share.

00:07:54 Mike

Signals or things that could have been picked up to pass through.

00:07:58 Mike

So I was shocked.

00:08:02 Mike

By the magnitude of what these people were able to pull off in our country.

00:08:08 Bella

Has there any been? Has there been any personal civil actions that you took on yourself to be part of the community or help others?

00:08:21 Bella

Uhm, how about that woman that was in the car and he ripped the seat off and she was going to die.

00:08:26 Mike

Oh well, that's that's a little different.

00:08:30 Mike

Helping people, yes.

00:08:35 Mike

Because in the SEAL teams I had an EMT license. There's been people having heart attacks on airplanes that I've assisted car accidents.

00:08:47 Mike

Vehicles rolled over in a ravine. I've helped.

00:08:50 Mike

But I think most people who are firemen or policemen or ambulance or medics end up doing that kind of thing anyways. But as far as civil, you know and organized.

00:09:06 Mike

Type of thing no.

00:09:09 Bella

You saved quite a few lives though, right? Like with a heart attack victims you mentioned.

00:09:14 Bella

Have you ever done CPR on someone? Have you ever saved someone's life other than working in the military?

00:09:21 Mike

Yeah, there's varying degrees of it, I mean.

00:09:24 Mike

And I've done CPR on people that have died or.

00:09:30 Bella

Didn't make it.

00:09:31 Mike

They were going to die anyways and I've done CPR on people that didn't make it.

00:09:36 Bella

Did they make 'cause of you?

00:09:38 Mike

I'd like to think so, but I think it was a combination of things. You know I've applied people that had from, you know, arterial bleeding, been able to put a tourniquet.

00:09:52 Mike

Uhm, but.

00:09:55 Mike

You know the there was a one incident?

00:09:58 Mike

That you're aware of, it happened just outside of Sedona AZ.

00:10:03 Mike

We were driving.

00:10:06 Mike

And a woman.

00:10:08 Mike

About a mile ahead of us had gone off this hillside into a ravine, and her car had rolled. I don't know 10 times into the ravine and was upside down. She had a broken leg, but it was leaking gas.

00:10:26 Mike

And there was a bunch of cars up top and people taking pictures, but nobody went down into the ravine, so I went down.

00:10:35 Mike

Broke the there was a Jeep. Cherokee broke the rear window. Went in cut her seat belt off.

00:10:45 Mike

Drugged her out.

00:10:47 Mike

Carried her up the hill and the whole time she's screaming about a cat that's stuck in the car and there's gas leaking and The thing is, smoking.

00:10:57 Bella

So you saved her life and her cat's life.

00:10:59 Mike

I went down in and the cat was all the way up towards the windshield and was hissing at me and I was able to grab it, pull it out of there, go up top and by that time and ambulance it was on its way up.

00:11:17 Mike

You know, I put her in a shock position, checked her leg and vitals, her leg was broken in a couple places, but it wasn't arterial bleeding or anything.

00:11:27 Mike

And the car never blew up. It just smoked and leaked gas. It's not like a movie.

00:11:33 Mike

And the ambulance came and medics were all over her and I got in the car and drove away. But years later I got contacted by the lady, which was interesting.

00:11:46 Bella

Cool, can you name me the most influential or most important parts of your life?

00:11:53 Bella

Uhm, in terms of historical events like which historical events were you in part of and which historical events affected you the most?

00:12:03 Mike

Well, that's tough too.

00:12:06 Mike

Separate what was more historical than one or the other. I would say, in my personal view, the genocide in Rwanda received.

00:12:20 Mike

Global coverage, but it didn't really cover the extent.

00:12:27 Mike

Of how monumentally atrocious.

00:12:31 Bella

Regardless of the atrocity or the popularity of the event, which events affected you the most?

00:12:31 Mike

That was.

00:12:40 Mike

I would say that I would say Somalia.

00:12:44 Mike

I I would say El Salvador.

00:12:47 Mike

Uh, I think as far as globally, I think the.

00:12:55 Mike

Kosovo Wars was a time that, you know.

00:13:02 Bella

Was historical OK and what were your thoughts and feelings you experienced during these times? Did it change you?

00:13:10 Mike

Sure everything.

00:13:12 Mike

Changes you in some way, even though.

00:13:14 Bella

But what were your thoughts and feelings during them?

00:13:16 Mike

Ah, honestly, I think it's.

00:13:20 Mike

That it never ends that humans.

00:13:24 Mike

Continue to do the worst to each other. For religion, power, sex and money and it's been going on since recorded history and it's still going on today. It's not meant to be depressing, it's just as a, uh.

00:13:44 Mike

As a creature on this planet, we continue to relearn the lesson over and over, and.

00:13:50 Bella

Over again, is that what your thoughts were when you saw the arms cut off in the Rwandan genocide of the children? What were you thinking when you saw the the stumps of the arms put into the tar?

00:14:03 Mike

Absolute anger and.

00:14:07 Bella

Just anger so your anger angry what? What would you have wanted to say to the government?

00:14:15 Bella

The Rodan government, who were telling the.

00:14:18 Mike

It wasn't the Rwandan government so you had a tribal, the.

00:14:18 Bella

People will do this.

00:14:24 Mike

Hutus and the Tutsis.

00:14:26 Bella

Well, the sovereignty that ever made.

00:14:27 Mike

There wasn't a sovereign at that time, it was utter chaos of two different religious groups fighting, trying to wipe each other out.

00:14:37 Bella

Well then, who was making the kids cut their arms off?

00:14:40 Mike

Well, both sides did these type of atrocities. My anger was.

00:14:47 Mike

At everything that how could people do this? How did it get to this situation and how could anybody hurt a child?

00:14:55 Bella

What was the biggest event in your life of all of including the Rwandan or the Bosnian, whatever.

00:15:03 Mike

I think after all of that, having a daughter.

00:15:07 Bella

The historical events historic.

00:15:09 Mike

The historical event they were all in some way.

00:15:13 Mike

Had their own piece of history, but if you're asking me.

00:15:18 Mike

What was an event? I think that kind of changed the way I looked at things was having a daughter.

00:15:21 Bella

The chains do the most.

00:15:25 Bella

But it has to be historical event event that you were in part of like a war or a military assignment.

00:15:34 Mike

I think.

00:15:35 Bella

Or some perspective that you saw. Like maybe you saw something which changed you.

00:15:39 Mike

I think Somalia changed the way.

00:15:43 Mike

Ah, I viewed.

00:15:46 Mike

How humans interact with each other. How so well it was. One of the IT was the second it was after El Salvador.

00:15:56 Mike

Nine is 9394 ninety three.

00:16:03 Mike

I, I think, just the sheer.

00:16:09 Mike

Realization that humans would treat each other in such a way.

00:16:14 Bella

How were you involved in Somalia?

00:16:19 Mike

I don't think you evolve. I think you're affected and.

00:16:21 Bella

How were you involved?

00:16:24 Mike

I was in.

00:16:26 Mike

In missile teams, and I was a sniper.

00:16:29 Bella

And what was your duty as a sniper?

00:16:35 Bella

Protection and defense against two this mauling government.

00:16:39 Mike

No, so there were a group of warlords.

00:16:44 Mike

Basically, at that point, Somalia didn't have a government, and the warlords were fighting for power and most of the populace.

00:16:57 Mike

Chewed a narcotic root.

00:17:00 Mike

And you had these warlords?

00:17:04 Mike

Fighting for power and the US government.

00:17:10 Mike

Went in to try to stabilize Mogadishu, the capital.

00:17:18 Mike

But it was not a good situation.

00:17:23 Bella

Uhm, if you could give advice to young people of today, what would it be?

00:17:30 Mike

I would say.

00:17:33 Mike

Go out and see the world, the good, the bad and ugly. Just don't.

00:17:37 Mike

Travel to Paris and London.

00:17:40 Mike

And have that as your view of the world.

00:17:44 Mike

Go to Africa.

00:17:46 Mike

Go to Eastern Bloc, go down to Central America and there's so much good down there, you know, yeah, we talked a lot today about some of the bad.

00:17:59 Mike

But get a true sense of the world. Don't form your political opinion from sound bites on a television show. Whatever you are, whether you're Democrat or Republican, go out and form your own opinion based on experience.

00:18:18 Bella

Uhm, can you tell me about someone other than me who had a big influence on your life? Would you tell me about some of the most important lessons that person taught you?

00:18:31 Mike

So I I know this sounds cliche, but probably my dad so my dad was in the Korean War and he was wounded and uhm.

00:18:44 Mike

He came back.

00:18:46 Mike

And he was a farmer. Very simple life.

00:18:50 Mike

But he never let.

00:18:53 Mike

His experience in the Korean War.

00:18:58 Mike

The way he helped and felt about other humans.

00:19:02 Mike

I think that helped me in some way.

00:19:06 Mike

Look at, you can be jaded by things.

00:19:12 Mike

I'm not a very sociable person anyways, but

00:19:15 Mike

Uhm, what did he?

00:19:17 Bella

Teach you though the most important thing that he taught you.

00:19:19

Know what is that?

00:19:22 Mike

I think.

00:19:25 Mike

And that there is good in the world.

00:19:30 Bella

Come can you describe one of your happiest memories?

00:19:36 Mike

One of my happiest memories well.

00:19:39 Mike

Other than having.

00:19:42 Mike

A daughter having a child.

00:19:47 Mike

I think.

00:19:52 Mike

The first company I started.

00:19:55 Mike

When a big company bought it because all the people that had believed in me.

00:20:01 Mike

One everybody made money and so I felt.

00:20:06 Mike

A sense that.

00:20:09 Mike

Kind of completion.

00:20:10 Bella

What accomplishment are you proudest of? What does it make you feel proud? Why does it make?

00:20:16 Mike

You feel proud again. This might be cliche.

00:20:20 Mike

But as your dad, I've seen you.

00:20:23 Bella

I mean like a not not not a child.

00:20:24 Mike

As a baby.

00:20:27 Bella

No, not a child.

00:20:27 Mike

Not a child. Not having a job. OK, so we're deflecting from you here, OK?

00:20:34 Mike

What accomplishment?

00:20:39 Mike

I think I would say that.

00:20:44 Mike

Now at this age, being able to to build and start seven companies and not have it.

00:20:53 Bella

So starting seven companies.

00:20:56 Mike

Not have anybody?

00:21:00 Mike

Say that I've done business wrong or screwed somebody over for money.

00:21:06 Mike

But I would also say.

00:21:11 Mike

Being able to adapt.

00:21:13 Mike

In a very fast moving world.

00:21:19 Mike

And education I don't have a college degree.

00:21:25 Mike

It's hard to adapt in a in a very fast moving world.

00:21:29 Bella

OK, and how would you like to be remembered?

00:21:36 Mike

It's just a good man.

00:21:39 Bella

Uhm, last question. If this was to be a very last conversation, is there anything you'd want to say to me?

00:21:47 Mike

I love you.

00:21:48 Bella

OK, thank you so that was my father. We are in Thailand, Maryland. I am Isabella Jenke again. I'm 17 years old and today is February 12th Tuesday 2019 UM.

00:22:07 Bella

Yeah, yeah, and that's all.

This is speculation, but I suspect Michael exaggerates his military service. He claims to be a whilom member of SEAL Team Six.

The team is quite an exclusive club and the most common target of Stolen Valor. This is because of two reasons: 1. their record is synonymous with glory (e.g., the killing of Bin Laden) 2. the convenience that no public databases of past or present members of SEALs of any teams exist.

Very few people in this world have access to the database of past and present SEALs. I happen to know such a person, and I will verify Michael's claims of SEAL Team Six service with them tomorrow.

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I sincerely hope my suspicion is wrong. Bella should, too. Most perpetrators of Stolen Valor get away with it because they don't get a spotlight shone on them - least of all not by their daughter being an accessory to incestual rape.

I will update this post when I have confirmation of his service tomorrow.
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Is that whole family just a whole ass gaggle of retards how the fuck did bella fuck up this bad? Both parents in cybersec and a career in the same area how can she be this dumb?
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I'd argue it's exactly those things that made her who she is. Her dad sells bullshit about security and privacy, so surely she's far more advanced than a bunch of autists on a forum, right?
 
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I still say she can't come clean, because the edited shit we have is as clean as she could make it.
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Also since she never got to go through with whatever bullshit she was planning to do to Fiona and Chris at everfree, nothing was actually done all we could have done was mock her shitty plans
 
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I'm 100% sure she is lurking here. She loves the attention. She should also post her tits here
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KapitanKrunch said:
She's been glued to this thread all day guaranteed, she's made like 4 or 5 socks just to keep interacting with it.
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jackopalkia said:
She's already crashed into slumber.

All the sock account and re posting has tuckerd her out
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Tit pics and this all blows over. You have 24 hours before we pull out the big guns.

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Bonktrash said:
I'm sure Bella's pilot mom (not CIA mom) isn't a raging psychopath unlike her daughter
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Also successful, good looking, healthy and well adjusted.
Fuckin imagine being a fugly, empty-eyed loser like Bella. Imagine knowing you will always be a second rate woman when you're compared to your mother.
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