Chris has been arrested

[03crep]

Was this already posted? Is it the right thread?

"he/she/it" lmao I have no idea if this was already posted or not but this is an excellent find and thank you.

 

[Pasta Head]

The inside of the jail Chris is rotting in right now.

 

[Uncle Meat]

The biggest shitstorm so far, at least we get a seat with a nice view lol!

Don't be too sure. If there's any case where a judge will limit the public attending and seal the records, it's an incest case. The media isn't too motivated to cover it either. We may just hear the verdict and that is all.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Maybe late

Vinelink shows Chris has been registered in Central Virginia Regional Jail as a male inmate. https://archive.md/UwtM1
Archive link for now since the website seems to have a ddos protection that's so autistic it blocks real users from browsing it. Original Link here

Edit : Was able to access it with a US VPN, try that it might work.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

The inside of the jail Chris is rotting in right now.

Imagine if he's not in protective custody and is stuck in a giant room full of men with nothing to do but watch the news and talk to each other. Maybe hit the gym or go outside if he's good and the time is right. No legos. No internet. No video games.

He's probably losing his fucking MIND.

Maybe late

Vinelink shows Chris has been registered in Central Virginia Regional Jail as a male inmate. https://archive.md/UwtM1
Archive link for now since the website seems to have a ddos protection that's so autistic it blocks real users from browsing it. Original Link here

Edit : Was able to access it with a US VPN, try that it might work.
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So much for a harem full of boyfriend free girls in female prison, Chris.

 

[Pizzafart8008]

I knew that Ethan guy blabbing on there was an idiot. That guy probably wants it from Chris and was jealous of Barb

 

[Blanche]

I knew that Ethan guy blabbing on there was an idiot. That guy probably wants it from Chris and was jealous of Barb

>36 minute old account, fuck sake.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

I knew that Ethan guy blabbing on there was an idiot. That guy probably wants it from Chris and was jealous of Barb

I can't tell if it's Gunt, a ween, or a typical newfag

 

[chuggachugga]

The inside of the jail Chris is rotting in right now.

Gonna need the name and inmate number of that guy for research purposes

 

[Blanche]

I can't tell if it's Gunt, a ween, or a typical newfag

All three.

 

[TayandYou]

Considering how he behaved when he went to court after he the Snyder Incident, I'm really looking forward to this trial

It'll probably be similar, just with more talk about the merge instead of a troll cabal, and more outbursts or humming to himself since his mom isn't there to calm him down anymore

 

[RaptorJuice]

This happening is even in our mainstream news across the great pool. Holy shit

 

[Raiken]

im curious as too how he is going to plea tbh

Your honor i am not Christine, i am sonichu. Christine escapes to the other dimension. You need to let me go i am innocent and whatnot.

 

[longlurk new accunt]

Solitary? In a low-security prison?? I dont fucking think so. Whoever's in this Facebook group claiming that shit is a liar and Zach here is retarded for even humoring the possibility.

It's not a prison, it's a jail - and every place like that has some kind of timeout room for lack of a better term to punish people or put them to wait while investigating some in-jail crime or whatever stuff like that - at least some cells with doors they would use for that. it's not solitary they refer to like a long term solitary they do for some high risk high profile psychos with their their own cell with everything inside it and a door to get air during the day sometime or like that - it's referring in this to just much crappier short term version of it meaning just that they don't get to interact with other inmates physically(like nobody would care if they could yell and such to other inmates).

but. where did some people get the idea that chris was being put into womens gen pop already? seeing comments on youtube lately about that and apparently some mainstream media think so but obv. it's probably not true, since chris was booked in as a male anyway. it seems just like some "real" journalist just put 1 and 1 together and thinks thats what happened because chris is on the id card a woman and was transferred to a jail?

I do realize I just made my account, but I'm curious about the question where is the source for that chris would already be in gen pop in womens side?

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

im curious as too how he is going to plea tbh

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

im curious as too how he is going to plea tbh

Your honor i’m going to plead Guilty …….. of TRUE and HONEST love with my gal pal Barbie

 

[L.A.I.N]

There's no news on how barb is doing rn? The last thing I saw about her was being in the hospital to check that everything was alright.

 

[UndercoverRapist]

This is so simple, all Chris has to do is explain that double jeopardy will apply after the merge so there's no point.

Just walk right out.

 

[BallBuster]

Something that we all might have forgotten in this chaos: With Chris arrested, in jail and unable to use social media and such, the milk is almost all but dried up. While we are still in for some amazing content to come, it will be from here on out, quality over quantity.

 

[Looks]

Something that we all might have forgotten in this chaos: With Chris arrested, in jail and unable to use social media and such, the milk is almost all but dried up. While we are still in for some amazing content to come, it will be from here on out, quality over quantity.

If you miss Chris you can send him a letter.

That's the nicest thing about jail and prison is corresponding through the mail.

IT'S the old time way to social media.

I also imagine that unless the specifically painted a cell rainbow colored and filled it with Legos he won't have much to do but read/write.