Chris has been arrested

[Shanndog]

Something that we all might have forgotten in this chaos: With Chris arrested, in jail and unable to use social media and such, the milk is almost all but dried up. While we are still in for some amazing content to come, it will be from here on out, quality over quantity.

oh im sure the trial is gonna be a fiasco because chris 's behavior and responses to things has never been anything resembling logical, mature or sensible

 

[Optimus Prime]

oh im sure the trial is gonna be a fiasco because chris 's behavior and responses tot hings has never been anything resembling logical, mature or sensible

He'll almost certainly end up self-incriminating on the stand if it gets to that point.

 

[Looks]

Your honor i am not Christine, i am sonichu. Christine escapes to the other dimension. You need to let me go i am innocent and whatnot.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is not responsible because fictional characters are actually real. They are just from another dimension.

I have testimony from my client that will prove that he was possessed by one of these fictional characters at the time of the alleged crime.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Given the torrent of shitposting in the main threads, I thought this needed it's own because it's an actual update on Chris' situation. Feel free to move it or delete it if it's in the wrong place.

As of this morning, VINELink is reporting that CWC is a "male" prisoner. Yesterday, it listed him as "female."

Sounds like the jerkops blocked him from getting any china in jail.

Edit: This is news because it's the first time that the VA court system has confirmed that Chris will be treated as a male inmate. We speculated that this would happen, but now it is official.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Nigger we've said this before. Virginia won't let a tranny in a female prison unless they're post op.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I pity the deputy who had to pull out the Un-Clit like Excalibur from the stone.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Late
Null, please stop these threads
#MeeToo

 

[Ruzan]

Maybe this incarceration will help cwc

 

[Big Ruski]

Late
Null, please stop these threads
#MeeToo

I honestly prefer the front page being shitted up by Chris Chan then Tommy Tooter, real talk.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Nigger we've said this before. Virginia won't let a tranny in a female prison unless they're post op.

This is the first time that the court system has confirmed that he will be treated as a male inmate.

 

[Freak Shit]

The Prison Gimp Saga begins in earnest

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Nigger we've said this before. Virginia won't let a tranny in a female prison unless they're post op.

If someone made a drinking game for all the times the query about Chris ending up in a female prison because of his gender identity, their liver would have exploded.

 

[nekrataal]

That’s because Virginia hasn’t bowed to the troon insanity.

 

[King Kiwi]

But....

But BINARUAL BEATS

 

[ChrisIsGay]

I love it when common sense prevails.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is the first time that the court system has confirmed that he will be treated as a male inmate.

He's a man. We don't need a court system to confirm. Blair White is also a man, we don't need a court system for these things. We have eyes and ears.....and in the case of Chris, noses.

 

[Cherry Popcicle.]

Please, please let this go to the supreme court. That will be the funniest goddamn thing ever. I want Chris to be the bleeding edge of the tranny prison debate

 

[King Kiwi]

Please, please let this go to the supreme court. That will be the funniest goddamn thing ever. I want Chris to be the bleeding edge of the tranny prison debate

Hey, Chris would get to Washington after all!

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Please, please let this go to the supreme court. That will be the funniest goddamn thing ever. I want Chris to be the bleeding edge of the tranny prison debate

It's gained a bit of publicity and normie media attention, but I don't know what else needs to be done to get it that far.

Could a fellow burger land kiwi see this happening?

 

[Slowinthemind]

The troons will be seething right now.