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Ethanol Ralph said:
Next time pls record the phone call, it's not difficult. Faggot.
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I mean if he's lying its an incredibly boring lie that also lines up with how basically every inmate is treated since Covid.

Jails are inundated with press and independent journos calling them for status updates all the time and nothing mentioned here seems out of line with what would be said.

So yea, if this is just LARPing then its incredibly fucking boring.
 
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UndercoverRapist said:
I mean if he's lying its an incredibly boring lie that also lines up with how basically every inmate is treated since Covid.

Jails are inundated with press and independent journos calling them for status updates all the time and nothing mentioned here seems out of line with what would be said.

So yea, if this is just LARPing then its incredibly fucking boring.
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Also, you know, try not to illegally wiretap government employees and then post said recording on a notorious online gossip forum.
 
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caligula said:
Chris is gonna get fucked in the ass. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of his life.
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Nobody wants to fuck Chris. It is how we got here.

Prisoners get punked because they act hard and run into someone who actually is. It is a dominance thing. Chris, being a sniveling worm, will not have that problem. Will probably get his ass kicked for being a sperg and not following prison etiquette but not fucked. Nobody wants to stick their dick into a smelly clingy blob. They have standards.
 
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a terminal posture said:
No, they actually can't. They have to charge him. Unless COVID has taken away our constitutional rights (well, it kind already has).
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A Flying Nun said:
Wasn't it common knowledge that it was implied Barb and Chris had done stuff before? As in, it is very likely Barb started this at a time when she was more sane and Chris was younger/somehow even more impressionable? Or am I mistaken?
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It was joked about but that's it. Even if that were the case, Barb is a vegetable and Chris literally doesn't know what planet he's on anymore so I doubt we'll ever know.
 
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I believe OP. I could have saved him the call though.


Chris isn't going to a pod. He's going to sit in a little locked dorm room with a little window he can look outside of and read one of twenty books from the library until he goes to prison. People are going to come and conduct several different types of psychological interviews and make their recommendation to the prosecutor. Nothing is going to happen past arraignment for at least two months because this is a motherfucking criminal case about mother fucking involving an autistic man.

If idiots give him money for lols, the first $100 or so is going to cover his clothes and booking fees. Pretty much the only thing the weens can do now is write him letters (he might not be given them), and give him money to see how fat he gets buying snacks and cokes in his hamster cage.
 
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A Flying Nun said:
Serious question, not necessarily for this thread but just in general:

Wasn't it common knowledge that it was implied Barb and Chris had done stuff before? As in, it is very likely Barb started this at a time when she was more sane and Chris was younger/somehow even more impressionable? Or am I mistaken?
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You are mistaken. Theres some history of Barb being very close with CwC, having him sleep in the same bed, snuggle, and even spoon, but thats it. Most of that appears to have happened when Chris was an adult as well, sans Bob.
 
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A Flying Nun said:
Wasn't it common knowledge that it was implied Barb and Chris had done stuff before? As in, it is very likely Barb started this at a time when she was more sane and Chris was younger/somehow even more impressionable? Or am I mistaken?
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No, all they did was spoon, but Chris did weird shit like give her weird back rubs. Quit derailing the thread.
 
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Chazzed Up said:
I have to ask, for anyone in the know. Are they required to give him hormones while he's being held? I assume that someone with a serious condition requiring medication would not be denied treatment while being held, but I don't know what the tranny pills are considered in that scenario.
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I don’t even think he was taking his hormones when he assaulted barb. They give you such a low libido that it would be very hard to get a boner that many times in a month.
 
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