Chris court appearance

[Trans Fat 41g]

Actually more concerned about the toys, classic Chris, who was born with a tiny bent dick and took his insecurities about the matter on his mom.

 

[Hokuriku]

I've said it before, atm in his mind he's attending some kind of twisted summer camp. He's gone in expecting he'll be able to go back home soon to tend to his 'affairs' and it still hasn't sunk in that all that shit is a write-off.

 

[Swamp Thing]

So my knowledge of the US court system is limited to what I've seen in TV and in movies... but aren't they suppose to keep a record of the court proceedings and what was said? Isn't there a way to get access to that info?

I might be pulling this out of my ass, but I believe records are only publicly accessible in certain states whereas they are publicly sealed in most states. I’m not sure where Virginia falls.
Please correct me if I’m wrong.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Praise be for the public defender who will have to wrangle this manchild to stay quiet and not piss of the judge.

 

[weedbag]

I wouldn't touch that hard drive with a mile long stick. They will inevitably find child pornography in it, 100%.

 

[TheBigZee]

He's not going to learn. The only way I see this ending is some form of tard rage when he can't stand the confinement, convinces himself Sonichu gives him super strength or something, he attacks a guard (aka runs at them screaming before getting his ass kicked), and it just escalates until he's in some sort of home or prison where a special caretaker has to keep him from going tard ragemode all the time.

This isn't the 1940s. We don't have to pay anyone. You can just give someone zyprexa, depakote, and klonopin 24/7 now.

 

[ForgedBlades]

@Null please feature

 

[A Money Creature]

Go figure - only thing that Chris was worried about was his toys.

Also, I'm curious if this court appearance was broadcasted on live video. (If so, then I don't know of anyone here who saw it other than this court reporter who apparently visited the court hearing in person).

I honestly more think he was talking about the comics/medallion

 

[KLANSMANE]

I wonder how good of an attorney this Nazistein (or whatever his name was) guy is, I kinda feel like Chris is going to get pissy and repeatedly ask for a new public defender lol.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I hope we get to hear the pending charges soon

Pending charge is likely rape, and you probably won't hear it unless they can prove Barb was unable to didn't consent. And screenshots of text messages to Bella probably won't be admissible.

 

[generalmeldor]

I've said it before, atm in his mind he's attending some kind of twisted summer camp. He's gone in expecting he'll be able to go back home soon to tend to his 'affairs' and it still hasn't sunk in that all that shit is a write-off.

I mean, he is staying at the Iron Bar Hotel, so it's kind of like summer camp or a vacation. lol

 

[Divine right to rule]

This first court appearance certainly doesn't disappoint.

>Throwing a tantrum because of toys when he is charged with a significant crime
>Making demands because of toys
>Interrupting
>Interrupting THE JUDGE because of IT'S MAM

This will be the trial of the century.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Sounds like reality is starting to dawn on Chris. He won't be playing with his toys for a very long time.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Imagine caring more about your plastic crap than the matter at hand.

What I imagine is Chris trying to open a portal to cwcville in his cell using plastic and glass "jewels".

To be fair, can you really blame him? Weens have already stolen his license plate. If they manage to gain access to 14 BC while Barb is gone, you know they'll take as much of Chris' shit as they can carry.

"Guys! Guys! I got them! I got the, dirty, crapped briefs! Epic win! XD"

 

[Mason Verger]

Saddled with a damn dirty Jew lawyer. Just declare a mistrial now NOW NOW!

 

[A Flying Nun]

I honestly more think he was talking about the comics/medallion

I'm not up to speed on how Chris thinks these days or just how delusional he is, but doesn't it sound like the most Chris thing ever if this is an anime arc for him and only if he gets the medallion will he be able to summon Magi-chan to save him?

 

[elite_club]

it wont be his home after about 3 months. it will be redecorated and put on the market. it might be six months depending on the area

BUILT FOR BBR(BIG BLACK ROCK)

Counterpoint: Hasn't he proven he's immune to reality checks...? I mean the judge is lecturing him and he's trying to convince the judge his LEGOs are really important.

He's not going to learn. The only way I see this ending is some form of tard rage when he can't stand the confinement, convinces himself Sonichu gives him super strength or something, he attacks a guard (aka runs at them screaming before getting his ass kicked), and it just escalates until he's in some sort of home or prison where a special caretaker has to keep him from going tard ragemode all the time.

There is no scenario where he actually learns a lesson and no scenario where this de-escalates. For me, it's legit just a question of if the state will take pity on him or not. They'll either go the route of deciding he's hopeless and treating him mercifully because autism, or they won't and he's just gonna keep escalating things til he ends up in serious trouble. (Aka a seriously tight prison with a hard sentence, or honestly, endangering his own life by picking a bad fight)

Based on the very few descriptions of VA state prison from that afterprisonshow guy, I anticipate she'll become one of the heavily medicated inmates(who is finally receiving the medication she should've had since he was old enough to win a sega shopping spree).

"Chandler was arrested following a Friday, July 30, post on a web forum dedicated to her life in which texts and audio purported to be from Chandler describe a series of sexual assaults against an elderly, cognitively disabled member of her family."

Say it you fucking cowards. Say the name.
But I fucking love that he is held without bail. Could he even afford a 100k bail (or a down payment for the bail bond)?

Respecting the pronouns is far more entertaining to me than mocking those who are avoiding mentioning Chrischan's actions in order to fight misgendering.

 

[nekrataal]

it wont be his home after about 3 months. it will be redecorated and put on the market. it might be six months depending on the area

That’s if they don’t demolish it or condemn it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Counterpoint: Hasn't he proven he's immune to reality checks...? I mean the judge is lecturing him and he's trying to convince the judge his LEGOs are really important.

He's not going to learn. The only way I see this ending is some form of tard rage when he can't stand the confinement, convinces himself Sonichu gives him super strength or something, he attacks a guard (aka runs at them screaming before getting his ass kicked), and it just escalates until he's in some sort of home or prison where a special caretaker has to keep him from going tard ragemode all the time.

There is no scenario where he actually learns a lesson and no scenario where this de-escalates. For me, it's legit just a question of if the state will take pity on him or not. They'll either go the route of deciding he's hopeless and treating him mercifully because autism, or they won't and he's just gonna keep escalating things til he ends up in serious trouble. (Aka a seriously tight prison with a hard sentence, or honestly, endangering his own life by picking a bad fight)

He’ll just get his ass kicked guards, have his privileges restricted and get isolation.
Chris isn’t even the most retarded or insane person in prison.
They aren’t going to handle him kid gloves.
He got off on minor stuff before because it was minor and the people he did it to didn’t want him to face serious consequences.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris’ lawyer

Attorney At Law | Heilberg Law | Charlottesville VA

Mr. Dave Heilberg is in his fifth decade helping clients throughout central Virginia with assistance in criminal law.

www.heilberglaw.com

So, whos' paying for his services?