Chris court appearance

[CatParty]

Is Chris getting better

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Fucking YahooNews! is more concerned about them classifying him as a ‘male’

After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman​

Article says he is in quarantine

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The more I read about this, the more I think this will happen between October 4-18, give or take a day or two
1. He gets a deal, gets out, and does this to someone again in the future
2. He's put into a loony bin
3. He's found not guilty, and the judge gives him a rose, and tells him he's stunning and beautiful.
4. He simply might get his toys back, which I doubt.
Either way, someone needs to draw a picture of a butterfly losing faith in humanity.

Chris has skated by so many times on the goodwill of others, it's hard to fathom it not happening again, even if realistically it shouldn't.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

So he's only being pressed on the incest charge?

As of right now. But they keep alluding to additional charges, so there's a very good chance that we will see more in the coming weeks.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

At every step of the TRUE and HONEST legal process good ol' CWC will ask about his toys

In a way it's... soothing almost. Some times never change. Yet there's a surreal element of all the machinery of the state interrupted by the petulance of a 40 year old man child, oblivious to it all. I can see the Judge throwing the book at him for that alone, to preserve the façade of dignity.

 

[Super Guido]

I’m still trying to figure why in the name of everyone and everything with the first, middle and last name of fuck did Chris bring this up?
Like I have embarrassing secrets to but I’m going to be taking them to my grave.

Autists like Chris have no mental filter. Some of them learn, but then you have people like Chris who just tumble down further into stupidity.

 

[Ramborambo]

Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly

Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

Chris never fails to deliver

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

"I'm famous on the internet"

 

[cancermonger]

>Held without bond till Prelim Trial on September 16.
He won't last that long. He just wont.

that's gotta be the longest he'll go without any toys or videogames. He's fucked

 

[Punished Brent]

He is gonna gonna need his emotional support funko pops when Tyrone wears his asshole out.

 

[Linkola's IT Guy]

I really hope the trial gets live streamed or caught on tape, this is going to be some good shit.

I guarantee there will be multiple weens present trying to record it.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I mean Ed Kemper killed his mother, decapitated her, literally skull fucked her, stood her up, screamed at her corpse for nearly four hours and used it as a dartboard.

He was also six foot nine.

Nice.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I mean Ed Kemper killed his mother, decapitated her, literally skull fucked her, stood her up, screamed at her corpse for nearly four hours and used it as a dartboard.

Well, Ed Kemper is apparently extremely intelligent and quite aware of just how much of a deviant he is. Chris though.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Of course. What else was I expecting?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Dang. Dirty. Trolls.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Lol. Right out of the tranny playbook. Dumbass isn't gonna know "unsafe" until he's tossed around like a ragdoll in the pen.

Yep. I wouldn't be surprised at all if interuppting to correct pronoun usage and declaring he isn't in a safe space was a standard thing here on out.

He keeps thinking he'll be getting the free pass being trans and complaining gets in society right now. He's in for a really harsh awakening when a lot of that means jack in an actual court of law.

 

[Quaver]

It’s pretty much confirmed that no one’s going to be at 14BC for the foreseeable future. As others have said, I feel like it’s only a matter of time before weens start poking around/looting. Especially considering that plate was taken pretty quickly.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

I’m still trying to figure why in the name of everyone and everything with the first, middle and last name of fuck did Chris bring this up?
Like I have embarrassing secrets to but I’m going to be taking them to my grave.

He isn't embarrassed over Barb at all. He is happy about it, he is proud of it, he just isn't so autistic that he thought it was going to be okay in society. He clearly knew enough not to sperg to someone like our illustrious Feeder in Chief but he didn't think his fellow "goddesses" were going to react any way other than positively. Listening to the recordings, Isabella Janke certainly didn't try to shut anything down.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Big if true.

Putting aside that he probably isn't in gen pop anyway due to his brain problems and the nature of his crimes, Chris can't keep his hands to himself around women for a minute.

I give it a very limited time of him being allowed out with other women before he starts awkwardly touching them, flirting with them in his baby voice, and then trying to kiss him.

Chris trying anything with a prison woman isn't gonna end anywhere safe for him. You gotta remember this Judge is an Asian MALE. Mr. MayaMoto san isn't gonna let Chris Chan stalk his hunting grounds

 

[TheBridgeburner]

YES, this is better than what I've hoped for. God bless you, Chris. The gift that keeps on giving no matter how dire the circumstances.