What, you think the other tranchers use the shower?
Its low key a bit of a toss up which of the two is the lesser evil. I mean both lead you to being repulsive, miserable and suicidal so its apples and oranges.
You're in a fenced encampment, surrounded by heavily armed military men constantly murmuring Nazi, Nazi. Do you use the shower?
> go back
I hope the donors know that the ex-wives and kids will never see a single penny of this money. Ever.
It's because he's balding and thinks he can stave it off by not washing it as often. Because obviously it is the shampoo that is causing it to fall out in the shower. Not male pattern baldness. Obviously.
His shirts are getting stretched out because he's porking back up again. Moobs increase with fat. It's not the magic of estrogen no matter how many times he wishes upon a star to make it happen.
Reminder that the 'kind of hair' Kevin has only requires washing once a month. Truly a superior woman.
And the only shallow, temporary relief comes from Tweeting, consooming, and cooming. Even still, it's like they're constantly in flight-or-fight mode, not because they're running from an actual physical threat, but because they're frantically trying to escape from reality and their own conscience. They're in a hell of their own making.
And this is the result. Kevin is wasting so much energy running from reality, he doesn't have the mental energy left to even wash his hair.
One of the things that makes English so tricky is that it's very flexible and constantly adapting. You see it all the time when Wokies and Troons start making up words and terms that kinda-sorta make sense if you squint hard enough. Ubiquity helps, but there are native speakers that don't grasp many of the finer points and get them wrong on a conversational level. And writing English is a completely different ballgame, as anyone who spends more than 5 minutes on Twitter or texting a zoomer can attest to.
You can always tell that the ones who eat this up the most have no idea the truth of it, because they say shit like "I could never imagine living there!" or (my personal favorite) "thank God for the X Coast I live on!" Most southerners and rednecks aren't walking, talking stereotypes. Sure, there's a few holdout places where they hate the fags and the darkies, and your goofy preacher who gets Youtube clicks for being a lolcow in his own right, but the vast majority of southerners simply do not care as long as you keep that shit to yourself and don't try to throw pride parades every weekend. Even running around in full rainbow regalia, you'll probably just get some disapproving looks and the scathing rebuke of "bless your heart." Hell, the Tranch has been quote-unquote under siege by the Nazi-fascist redneck MAGAs for how long now, and literally the only proof of any negative interaction between them and the community as a whole has been a sternly worded letter to the editor of a conservative newspaper?
Seconds, if that. He nuked his brain on the most perverted porn possible, so much so it caused him to mutilate his genitals. He says himself he can't orgasm anymore. He blames it on being a woman but we know it's because he's destroyed his body and mind in the pursuit of his ever-increasingly deranged dopamine highs.
