Chris court appearance

[Lum_Invader]

Legit thought he was gonna be mellow in court and not tard out. Oh well..

 

[PCA]

I'm surprised Chris didn't throw a Curse Ye Ha Me Ha at Judge Barredo for not allowing him to "get his stuff" (No doubt toys to play with in prison)

 

[Zebedee]

It's multiple mental illnesses. Chris is not actually retarded.

Autism is definitely linked to being retarded.

 

[haunted vagina]

He was appointed by the court, which I think means the state is paying.

Greene County is too small to employ a full-time public defender, so they hire private attorneys on a case-by-case basis for indigent defendants. Chris got very lucky, if he had committed the offense in any of his other historical locations (Charlottesville or Richmond city or Albemarle, Henrico, or Chesterfield counties) he would be stuck with the last-ranked affirmative-action admit in some law diploma mill class which is who typically staffs PDs offices. Instead he has someone who other people are willing to pay for criminal defense and is going to take this seriously.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

To everyone who was saying "Maybe its finally set in that he's in real trouble"

No, it hasn't.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I wonder how long it will be before some weens from Reddit or Twitter show up at 14BLC talk to Barb and pretending they're there to collect evidence and raid his room...

 

[Short Circuit]

GOD I need this livestreamed.

 

[Hokuriku]

I'm D Y I N G for him to start writing incoherent protest letters to the judge like Letecia Stauch. I know it's eventually going to happen.

 

[Reverend]

All you newfags there is one rule you must fucking follow.

ALWAYS. BE . ARCHIVING: Which is what someone did earlier as I couldn't bother to read 14 pages of ChrisChan spergrotica.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Chris when he gets out and returns home only to find his legos missing.
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I imagine Chris will literally return to the house if he goes to jail, survives, and is released.

Now that's a saga I don't want to happen yet it seems so good.

 

[Sinpie]

>Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly
For some reason I wasn't ready for this person to do something that requires absolutely zero social awareness. In retrospect, I feel retarded for not anticipating him to spergout in the trial room.

 

[elite_club]

I've never followed him too closely but he seems extra retarded in recent years. Is it mental illness or low IQ?

A combination of mental illness(which is what resulted in her mentally challenged nature), being enabled to live without structure or expectations, and being tasked with caring for the biggest enabler that allowed Chrichan to become who she is.

 

[RVNX]

The one good thing Gunty could do now is attend that hearing, the only time he would be remotely useful.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Go figure - only thing that Chris was worried about was his toys.

Is he seriously not worried that he could be facing many years in prison? Does he think that the autism card is gonna get him yet another slap on the wrist this time as well?

 

[Beautiful Border]

Legit thought he was gonna be mellow in court and not tard out. Oh well..

Imagine still having any kind of bare minimum of expectations from Chris

 

[Quaver]

I've never followed him too closely but he seems extra retarded in recent years. Is it mental illness or low IQ?

What’s most likely happening is a combination of his deteriorating mental state and his retard tendencies manifesting in increasingly unhealthy ways. He’s a lot more comfortable with his identity these days and his ever growing zoomer following has made him overly confident in his sperg meltdowns.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

Lmao at everyone that expected better from chris. I just can’t believe the turbo autist acted like a turbo autist in court.

 

[Dipodomys]

Is Chris getting better?

Entertainment wise, yes.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

I'm waiting for an inmate to say something like, "Oh that fucking freak? He's autistic or some shit," only for Chris to respond, "You mean, SHE'S autistic!" and then Chris gets his lights punched out.

 

[myct fan page]

Will they ever release footage? It would be a great addition to 'Yep, I'm on TV'