Chris court appearance

[skjora]

I’m famous on the internet!

 

[Windex]

Alas, this might be the last update we get for a while. If he's being held over without bail until September 16 that's quite a wait... unless, of course, the prosecutor's office decides to tack on additional charges for rape, elder abuse, EPO violation, etc before then.

Not necessarily, county jails aren’t as full of jailhouse lawyers as prisons are, but they still get their fair share and in a bid to get Chris the fuck out of there, one may assist him in requesting his PD file a motion for bond to be set.

 

[Alba gu brath]

Wonder how long Gunty will keep trying to suck Chris off to get him on the show, before or after the convictions?

 

[biozeminadae1]

 

[Zebedee]

If Chris had a chance at bond AT ALL, he fucked it up.
I'm already feeling it for his defense lawyer, he looks like the type to have Job-levels of patience.

Taking bets, how much are you willing to bet that Chris declares the entire legal system unfair and 'trolling stupid' for not letting him take his toys with him in jail?

If he did I don’t expect we’d hear about it, due to the nature of the situation he’s in. Ultimately however, yes I think that he probably would say something to that effect about it.

 

[mate]

FYI Chris will not be raped in prison. He is repulsive and unrapeable. Also, he will transform into Sonichu and zap any would-be rapists to the extreme.

Which is a shame, because he deserves to be spit-roasted by two niggers in pickle suits.

 

[awoo]

Did Chris get really lucky with the lawyer Mr. Heilfuhrer? He seems to have very positive reviews. Well, I feel bad for the lawyer.

https://www.martindale.com/attorney/david-leonard-heilberg-1731825/

 

[Haint]

they wont demolish it you can easily fix most problems if its THAT dilapidated, i wouldn't be surprised if they condemn it though. i imagine its littered with all sorts of parasites and infestations and mold

Whomever buys 14 BC is going to deal with more problems than mold or insect pests. They are going to have to deal with weens who are late to christory. The address is already tainted from years of weenery, any address look up is going to be inundated with Julaays and blowup doll sex vids.

 

[cancermonger]

someone make @Null make "I’m famous on the internet!" T-shirts

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"So tell us about your relationship with the defendant..."

"Well, my mommy and I..."

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Weens should also be aware that Chris will likely not get attacked in prison or raped or anything like that. He's not going to be housed with hardened criminals doing life sentences. Some dude that's four months into a six month sentence for shoplifting is not going to add years onto his time just to beat up an autist.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Is Chris still on hormones? Will he continue to get them in prison?

He smothered his manboobs with over the counter, menopause cream and called that "hormones."

 

[cancermonger]

14 BC is going to deal with more problems than mold or insect pests. They are going to have to deal with weens

what's the difference?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Weens should also be aware that Chris will likely not get attacked in prison or raped or anything like that. He's not going to be housed with hardened criminals doing life sentences. Some dude that's four months into a six month sentence for shoplifting is not going to add years onto his time just to beat up an autist.

I wish he would, though.

 

[Product Placement]

When's placing bets on what Chris will wear when this goes to trial?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

When's placing bets on what Chris will wear when this goes to court?

Unicorn horn. Looks like a nazi.

 

[Euler's identity]

Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

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Never thought I'd see the day that Chris is compared with a proper, hard, bastard like Charlie Bronson

 

[General Tug Boat]

If Chris only listened to the instructions regarding the bail, he might of had the ability the post it before the pretrial. Though given the circumstances, plus he is a fucking idiot, this wasn't going to happen. Seeing Yahoo News and the flames of unrefined faggotry surrounding Troon politics may pose more of a problem for the prosecutors, especially in regards of filing that report. Though if Virgina statue as I seen posted around defines transgendered if they have underwent the surgery and proper steps, then this article clickbaiting will have little effect.
Either way Chris Chan V. The State Of Virginia is going to give us a good year worth of entertainment.

Footage of Chris in his jail cell after today processed for the slow in the mind.

 

[Xarpho]

I wouldn't touch that hard drive with a mile long stick. They will inevitably find child pornography in it, 100%.

I doubt Chris did the deep dives necessary for CP. Wouldn’t be surprised if they found loli shit but it’s not his M.O.