Chris court appearance

[FamicomGorby]

Someone should legit inform the county they are sitting on a potential treasure trove so they don't just start chucking things into the dumpster. The legos alone, even without the Chris tie in, have high resale value. Imagine the money they could make selling not just a PS4, but Chris-Chan's PS4.

Greene County deserves a new park after having to put up with the Chandlers for over 40 years. I don't even know who you would contact to let them know they could potentially be acquiring artwork from a notorious outsider artist that can be mistaken as doodles from a very disturbed child.

Barb still owns the house, but if she's forced to move into a care facility then she's either gonna sell it or the bank will once they stop making payments.

There might be an estate sale at 14 BC, gonna be weens around the block looking for Christorical artifacts.

 

[deathray44]

Also

HEILBERG?????

keksimus maximus rofl

Can you explain? I'm not catching something here

 

[Indifferent]

Surely the police have searched his home and took his electronics now?

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

They should further punish him by providing him with a Hexbox, and only a Hexbox.

 

[deathray44]

I don't think Chris realizes that he's never going home.

I thought it was up to 12 years sentence

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can you explain? I'm not catching something here

Heil as in "Heil Hitler" and "-berg" is a common suffix for Jewish last names.

 

[Xarpho]

Whomever buys 14 BC is going to deal with more problems than mold or insect pests. They are going to have to deal with weens who are late to christory. The address is already tainted from years of weenery, any address look up is going to be inundated with Julaays and blowup doll sex vids.

The address is on a corner, so whatever new tenant comes in (probably demolishing the old house) could probably change it to 4xx Westwood Drive without much confusion.

 

[Puck]

Theres no way he doesn't get found to be in contempt of court during the actual trial lol

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

it's smart that they aren't letting him go home to get his crystals. if they did there'd be a huge hole in his cell wall leading outside and a pile of dead jerkops left behind by now

 

[SaltyFanta]

Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

I think they're gonna have to put barb in a home at this point. She can't make it on her own.

Also Chris is screwed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Barb still owns the house, but if she's forced to move into a care facility then she's either gonna sell it or the bank will once they stop making payments.

There might be an estate sale at 14 BC, gonna be weens around the block looking for Christorical artifacts.

Are the banks still the lienholders? All she has to do is stop making payments right? I'm sure all of her assets will go to the nursing home.

 

[Shpongle]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

I'm a Eurofag . I remember standing queuing outside a video game store for the midnight releases of Fallout 4 (back when I was young and idealistic) and a random crackhead asked me why everyone was queuing and when I told him it was for a game he said that he didn't get why people liked them so much and if he wanted to sit all day playing a game he would of stayed in prison. So yeah I guess they do give them PS4s in prison.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

In order to get a degree in journalism, you have to understand that the true crime here isn't the actual retard who molested his own mother, but the judge for misgendering the retard living in his own fantasy world where his toys are more important than the wellbeing of the mother he molested.

 

[GypsyBard]

Tobacco is contraband in most prisons afaik. They don't even sell cigarettes at the commissary.

I know they now sell electronic cigarettes to inmates. They have these special bendy ones that honestly look really weird it's like they're made a foam but you can smoke them.
They made cigarettes a illegal substance in jail which honestly caused a whole host of issues. So now electronic cigarettes are the thing there

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Can you explain? I'm not catching something here

Something ending in berg is usually a jewish name like Sloizberg, Svedberg, and a few others. But that's not really surprising since it's a lawyer.

 

[nekrataal]

Okay, which one of you jackasses did this?
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Of fucking course.

No surprise there, the retarded faggots from facebook, reddit and twitter think that’s peak humor.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

You know what? I think this all more than makes up for the years of boring tranny merge nonsense. Chris is at the top of his game right now.

 

[Professor Iris]

it's smart that they aren't letting him go home to get his crystals. if they did there'd be a huge hole in his cell wall leading outside and a pile of dead jerkops left behind by now

He can shart to disastrous results just fine without his crystals.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Please God let chris be held in contempt of court for sperging about his pronouns.

 

[Yamamura]

There might be some prisons in America that have Playstations but odds are probably not the one Chris is going to. I know they do have a couple of communal TVs in a shared rec room, but none of them playing my little pony for Chris to watch.