Chris court appearance

[Junkymunky]

To be fair, can you really blame him? Weens have already stolen his license plate. If they manage to gain access to 14 BC while Barb is gone, you know they'll take as much of Chris' shit as they can carry.

This guy will tell you ALL about the wonderful world of the the state of Virginia's correctional system and It ain't pretty.

 

[thismanlies]

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

Chris, rising to meet everyone's expectations.

 

[Zebedee]

What does Chris need from his home? His medallion?

He’d probably end up making yet another one, minus the string for safety reasons.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The entire defense is going to hinge on his mental state. They are having him evaluated and are now aware of the wiki and the farm.

Not sure about that.
Could very well have much worse consequences for Chris than a short stay in jail.
He could get permanently institutionalized if he gets found mentally impaired. And a jail sentence has a set end, institutionalization does not. He could be held for the rest of his life.
Way higher risk than a potentially short sentence, that could very well be conditional.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Laugh now, but famous world leaders have been born from situations like this. A few years in prison, he'll release a book about his struggle, and before you know it Chris is the 50th President of the United States.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

If they can commit him in a moderate security facility, give him some security toys, and let him follow what he wants to do loosely within their schedule, they can commit him and manage his behavior successfully. He's around 6 or 7 years old emotionally.

This was going to happen eventually when his mother died.

 

[sohungry]

i sure hope they can pile in more charges for the elderly abuse and rape aspects so he can go away for more than just 1-10 years

 

[Xarpho]

Someone should legit inform the county they are sitting on a potential treasure trove so they don't just start chucking things into the dumpster. The legos alone, even without the Chris tie in, have high resale value. Imagine the money they could make selling not just a PS4, but Chris-Chan's PS4.

Greene County deserves a new park after having to put up with the Chandlers for over 40 years. I don't even know who you would contact to let them know they could potentially be acquiring artwork from a notorious outsider artist that can be mistaken as doodles from a very disturbed child.

Cole is probably next of kin when it comes to Chris and Barb's trash, but he's not going to give a shit about it, and neither of them are going to put in the effort to sell TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan relics. Dumping it all in a big dumpster out front means that there's going to be another Garbageraider saga but one we'll hear second-hand from 4chan.

As for the LEGOs, they're a wash because some of them are partially melted/smoke-damaged from the 2014 fire, and others aren't LEGOs at all; Chris mix-and-matched them with knockoffs. And you know there's no way he kept any of the boxes or instruction manuals.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Fellow lawfags, a moment of silence for David Heilberg, please.

Whenever we internally relive the most soul crushing battles of our professional careers, at least we can say this: we were not required to defend Chris on charges of raping Barb.

I have a case where I have four clients and they are being sued by some other person. Getting anywhere with them is an uphill struggle. They spend ages arguing with each other and countermanding their instructions to me, and taking everything the opposition says in every way personally, and they think that any form of co-operation to try to narrow issues or otherwise keep costs down is somehow surrendering or compromising our position.

I recently after Herculean efforts got the settlement of that case over the line.

It was still probably easier than representing CWC would be. I mean, does Chris even register that this is real on any level?

 

[awoo]

Laugh now, but famous world leaders have been born from situations like this. A few years in prison, he'll release a book about his struggle, and before you know it Chris is the 50th President of the United States.

or the leader of South Africa, or literally Hitler kek

 

[Looney Troons]

This is all Adam Stackhouse’s fault, really.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Rate me MoTI, but after this reaction it's pretty clear the only "remorse" he's going to feel for raping his feeble, elderly mother repeatedly is having all his kiddy toys and ponyshit melted into plastic, unrecognizable blocks. If some reddit ween decided to burn 14 BC to the fucking ground I wouldn't feel a thing--I'd probably laugh. Not because I'm all for property destruction, no. But I am all about making the perpetrator suffer to the same (if not greater) extent than their victim. And if that's the only way to make Chris suffer for the crime(s) he's committed, then I'm willing to let go and let GodBear. I would only hope that they check to make sure the pets are all out the house (which according to another post they are with neighbors). Plus, who knows? Maybe having no material attachments left in the world will open the door to enlightenment.

Spoiler

I'm not encouraging arson don't actually do this. Seriously, don't. That shit is probably hella flammable and may light some of his neighbors up by accident. I'm just venting on the Internet because Chris is a retard who never learns and rapists deserve no quarry or sympathy.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Laugh now, but famous world leaders have been born from situations like this. A few years in prison, he'll release a book about his struggle, and before you know it Chris is the 50th President of the United States.

I think he was already the President in the alternate dimension.

 

[Wepwawet]

I hope that during the next 10 days Chris will understand what is going on and start acting normally but at the same time I expect him to go full retard and try to sperg himself out from this predicament.

 

[The Iconoclast]

He’d probably end up making yet another one, minus the string for safety reasons.

My thoughts are that Sonichu and Magi-chan and whoever else are "telling" him that he needs some certain things for good luck in the future proceedings.

Maybe he thinks that the judge is gonna allow him to play Switch during the trial or something? It's kinda funny to ponder lol. I imagine we'll find out soon enough.

 

[Goofy Goober]

If they can commit him in a moderate security facility, give him some security toys, and let him follow what he wants to do loosely within their schedule, they can commit him and manage his behavior successfully. He's around 6 or 7 years old emotionally.

This was going to happen eventually when his mother died.

It's too late for him to be a functioning member of society even if that were to work.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I feel so sorry for this dude. Like this poor man has the worsed client alive.

Seriously. He’s going to be trying to stop Chris from getting turned into the prison yard cum rag and Chris is going on about Sonichu, the merge and his legos.

 

[Kiwisee]

Cole is probably next of kin when it comes to Chris and Barb's trash, but he's not going to give a shit about it, and neither of them are going to put in the effort to sell TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan relics. Dumping it all in a big dumpster out front means that there's going to be another Garbageraider saga but one we'll hear second-hand from 4chan.

As for the LEGOs, they're a wash because some of them are partially melted/smoke-damaged from the 2014 fire, and others aren't LEGOs at all; Chris mix-and-matched them with knockoffs. And you know there's no way he kept any of the boxes or instruction manuals.

Cole should get his hands on anything Sonichu related and then sell them to weens.

 

[Android raptor]

Good to have confirmation that Chris is getting evalutations. I'm in the camp that Chris is so far gone mentally that he belongs in a psych ward more than prison, and either way I think we can all agree he definitely needs a psych eval. Plus while jail might not be fun it's the safest place for him and everyone else until the next court date.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Can't find the original article, which is strange.

I'm just being retarded and it was glitching and was probably an error with their meta data getting mixed up.