TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Jan Ciągwa]

Does anyone really even want this retard to make videos again? Do you really want to watch Noah attempt to play video games while whining about how sad he is and Trump?

The one time he streamed some Star Trek Klingon FMV game he looked like he had fun and could be sorta-funny.
He could benefit from self-therapy by, dunno, streaming something he likes like Ultima 4. Or just Origin games in general. Would be funny to watch him try to play Knights of Legend if only for another This is How You Don't Play.

 

[White Devil]

The one time he streamed some Star Trek Klingon FMV game he looked like he had fun and could be sorta-funny.
He could benefit from self-therapy by, dunno, streaming something he likes like Ultima 4. Or just Origin games in general. Would be funny to watch him try to play Knights of Legend if only for another This is How You Don't Play.

That's never going to happen and you know it. This thread is basically Spoony suicide watch.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

That's never going to happen and you know it. This thread is basically Spoony suicide watch.

Suicide aint never happenin either, so this thread is basically pointless. I think the eviction and move back to parents/milo/whatever will be the last event of the thread to follow. After that it will be a lifetime of tweets not even we will bother watching much anymore. Spoony will be put in the eternal void and never return.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

If Spoony had a genuine change of heart, actually got his shit together and apologised for being such an ass for the past decade he would possibly weather that initial storm and have some of his old audience come back. A "daddy actually came back with the milk and cigarettes" moment. Unfortunately that would involve Noah basically turning into a completely different person so there's no way in hell that will ever happen.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Suicide aint never happenin either, so this thread is basically pointless. I think the eviction and move back to parents/milo/whatever will be the last event of the thread to follow. After that it will be a lifetime of tweets not even we will bother watching much anymore. Spoony will be put in the eternal void and never return.

When he moves to his parents/brother, he is probably going to get some help, regarding mental state. First step will be to take away his phone and deny him his twitter addiction.

Also he would have to make money, so he will probably end up like Otto from the Simpsons. Only difference is that Noah is a real person and Otto is fictional.

And Otto is just a harmless slacker and kinda cool, while Spoony is self-loathing, self-distractive, meanspirited one.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Also he would have to make money, so he will probably end up like Otto from the Simpsons.

I would not want Noah driving any school busses, thankyouverymuch.
He'd be more like Comic Book Guy, but in an era where physical comic book stores are literally antagonized by the Big 2. (bla bla comicsgate bla bla)
Outside of knowing he'll NEVER return to Ultima Retrospective-tier content creation, it's not easy to predict Spoony's ultimate fate.
I just keep seeing Tom Hank's character at the end of Mazes and Monsters, wandering barefoot in the hills searching for Gorvils, armed with his comically small survival knife and raspy voice-singing bardic buffs until his throat gives out.

 

[Aramis]

Also he would have to make money, so he will probably end up like Otto from the Simpsons. Only difference is that Noah is a real person and Otto is fictional.

And Otto is just a harmless slacker and kinda cool, while Spoony is self-loathing, self-distractive, meanspirited one.

Hey Otto is cool as hell, has excellent musical taste, is gainfully employed and a nice guy to boot. Spoony wishes he was Otto.

 

[CWCissey]

Hey Otto is cool as hell, has excellent musical taste, is gainfully employed and a nice guy to boot. Spoony wishes he was Otto.

Otto also has mustard.

 

[Snakebottom]

They do both like to get blotto

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Warty took a tumble.

Uses crutches to walk all the time, apparently.

Odd they would want to go get coffee and a cinnamon bun right after dinner.

 

[The Cunting Death]

How fucking weak must your crutch be to break THAT easily?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Imagine being one of the customers at that restaurant having to wait because some bumbling tub of lard suddenly forgot how to walk and is now blocking off the door with her fat ass like a Snorlax.

 

[White Devil]

How fucking weak must your crutch be to break THAT easily?

It has to support her.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Another wishlist update: Spoony now wants a blackout cloth and a ton of shelving.

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

Another wishlist update: Spoony now wants a blackout cloth and a ton of shelving.

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OK, those shelves are some weak sauce bullshit.

As for the blackout curtains, those are a bad idea. The asshole actually *needs* sunlight to improve his mood. It's not like he's going to work overnights so they just seem unnecessary.

 

[RJ MacReady]

OK, those shelves are some weak sauce bullshit.

As for the blackout curtains, those are a bad idea. The asshole actually *needs* sunlight to improve his mood. It's not like he's going to work overnights so they just seem unnecessary.

I think he wants shelves that'll fit into a U-Haul but it's also hard for me to imagine him being proactive about moving when Biden's probably giving him another year in there at this point.

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

I think he wants shelves that'll fit into a U-Haul but it's also hard for me to imagine him being proactive about moving when Biden's probably giving him another year in there at this point.

If he isn't a brain-dead enchilada, he'll have all that shit shipped to where he's going, not where he is now. Otherwise, I 100% agree with you.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The one time he streamed some Star Trek Klingon FMV game he looked like he had fun and could be sorta-funny.

He's grown to despise all video games, along with his audience. Which, I guess, is an occupational hazard if you make a hobby your job.

Maybe Linkara had a passing interest in Power Rangers. But he detests it now.

Also he would have to make money, so he will probably end up like Otto from the Simpsons.

Sid from Toy Story.

 

[Water Resistance]

Another wishlist update: Spoony now wants a blackout cloth and a ton of shelving.

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>blackout films
motherfucker has turned into a creature of the night, confirmed

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Another wishlist update: Spoony now wants a blackout cloth and a ton of shelving.

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Why does he need blackout cloth? Is he afraid the Kaiser's zeppelins are going to drop bombs on his home if he doesn't cover up his window?

Or has he become allergic to sunlight?

Maybe it's not a coincidence Spoony looks more and more like this guy now: