Chris court appearance

[make_it_so]

I've never followed him too closely but he seems extra retarded in recent years. Is it mental illness or low IQ?

Yes.

 

[jason analberg]

He has a LOT of toys. I think it is plausible to be able to auction off all the toys on ebay and recoup the entire cost of purchasing the house and then some.
He has a lot of "fans" and they would all know this might be their last chance to get their hands on some genuine chris memorabilia.

There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of just toys in there. He's been spending his tugboat on that shit for like 20 years.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

I’d fucking pay to see the eventual escape attempt then.

Escape From Aspertraz

 

[BustinBiden]

Anyone want to raid 14 BC just to get some of his shit?

Do it faggot. You won't.

 

[TiggerNits]

i can't agree with a possibility that means chris has not shared a particular secret in his entire life. He's incapable of shutting the fuck up.

Ah man. That's actually a really good point

 

[marjoram]

Does anyone know if hes in genpop yet?

He's in jail, not prison....yet

 

[Doctor Krieger]

There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of just toys in there. He's been spending his tugboat on that shit for like 20 years.

Gotta take into account how much was damaged by smoke but they refused to throw out.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Aspertraz

I heard that's a real high-functioning prison

 

[Cuckoman]

Chris sperging about his toys is probably helpful for a not competent play. Or not helpful if the evaluations say he is competent and then all he's got is an irritated judge

The evaluation is not about whether he is retarded or insane. The evaluation is whether he understands he did something wrong. And there is plenty of evidence already that shows he did know that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wrong, nobody has given Chris an opportunity to ruin a country.

Except for liberals in the US government.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I wonder when this fuck is going to realize he's never getting his toys back.

I give it inside of a week. My understanding is that he isn’t getting bond, so he’s going to be sitting in jail until the next hearing. I’m more curious about what he’s doing in jail now. He was pretending he was a genie and yelling gibberish at the guards last time. I wonder if all the idea guys shit made him less of a hassle because he’s trapped in his own head now.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

That's exactly what I'm trying to say, thank you for phrasing it so well.

S'what I do.

 

[mickey339]

I’d fucking pay to see the eventual escape attempt then.

Deprived of twitter he will assure his fellow prisoners that the walls will melt any minute now until they kick his ass.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

i can't agree with a possibility that means chris has not shared a particular secret in his entire life. He's incapable of shutting the fuck up.

Parents program their kids.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I mean Ed Kemper killed his mother, decapitated her, literally skull fucked her, stood her up, screamed at her corpse for nearly four hours and used it as a dartboard.

Kemper was a legit giant of a man who, in spite of his calm mamma's boy demeanor, could fuck anyone up that tried to mess with him. Also, in spite of his crimes, Kemper was a model prisoner and took full advantage of the various programs offered to prisoners where he was held and managed to use his time in those programs to make friends though he also stated, that his big size and pure cruelty of his crimes, did help keep bullies from messing with him.

Chris meanwhile is legit insane and lacks Kemper's social skills, let alone Kemper's raw brutality that he possessed that made him be considered someone not to fuck with.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Rate me optimistic, but I'm the only one who thinks he might spend a time in the clink and then get moved to a pervert park to live on his own like our late Priest John ''sexually of fucks'' Bulla did? I mean, Bulla was schizophrenic and raped his own stepdaughter, and he was still let out.

Maybe but Chris seems like a real danger to himself and others.

Putting aside his horniness and sex crimes he's got real anger problems as well as a life long fascination with shooting people (All the way from the PaRappa the Rapper contest to shooting 'Liquid Chris' in the ankles for impersonating him in the Sonichu comic), he's already said he thinks what Randy Stair said was true (Although at the time mass murder and suicide isn't something he personally wants to involve himself in) and Null confirmed in the questions thread that Chris legitmately wanted Null to kill someone for him.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

When they start clearing his house and throwing his shit in dumpsters, I hope someone records it so I can play the finale music from Citizen Kane over it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Escape From Aspertraz

Oh this is easy depending on the state, loads of fucking people want to pick up people/kids who ran away from home because their family "exiled" them due to being trans.

You just send out a message to one of the known groups if you have computer access and your fucking libtard savior will break many sate and federal rules to get you out.

It's like Last Action hero but with Tommy Tooter instead of Arnold.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

He's literally the same as Nelson Mandela.

Mandela died in prison though didn't he?

 

[CWC-Sands]

There's probably tens of thousands of dollars worth of just toys in there. He's been spending his tugboat on that shit for like 20 years.

They're not exactly in boxfresh condition, even the toys that Chris hasn't got around to ruining with crayola model magic will be covered in a layer of grease and miscellaneous tard juices.