Chris court appearance

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What I would do to get the full transcript of chris in court.
Apparently you can get transcripts but you need to be a local resident in order to file the appropriate paperwork. So we might be relying on Ethan Ralph to lug his fat ass up to the courthouse inbetween getting blackout drunk and preventing his fiancé from raping children.
 
Yeah, literally no attorney would do that.
i wouldn't say no attorney but definitely not a court-appointed attorney that has no real stakes financially let alone having their first taste earlier today and realizing their emotional health is about to be ripped to shreds. i mean, if it was someone high-profile schmuck with money and a relationship with their council.... i'd see something like this... but... this? more than anyone else in this shit storm i'm most interested in what's going through this lawyer's mind at the moment and their planned course of action.
 
I have genuine feels for Chris's lawyer. In addition, for anyone that was speculating whether or not Chris understood the gravity of the potential charges as of yet - the answer is clearly no.

Motherfucker was worried about his toys and thought the court cares if he feels safe.
Probably mentioned, but feeling “safe”…. Such a buzz word these days in that community I’m not surprised he has picked it up and tried to use it. Like him not feeling “safe” is going to make everyone spring into action to accommodate him.

this isn’t your zoom pity party, buddy.
 
Yes, yes, that should all be forward to the DA and his defense attorney as well as members of mainstream media news outlets.



I don't know, you can't keep blaming shit on Borb. Chris is almost 40 years old, and supposedly high functioning. The problem with Borb was that they were old and were probably confused as to whether he was their kid or grandkid.


TBPFH, I hate Chris, but I want this to be televised, and as Chris is being dragged away after he chimps out because the judge refused to manhandle his moobs, I want him to start screaming law shit he heard to on TV. "I want to fire mire attorney and replace him with Sherlock Holmes!" "I want a change of Venue to Everfree!" "You're out of order!" "I'll hold your mother in contempt with my duck!" "The Jury Has Become Tainted!" "I object to the To This Miscarriage of Justice, your HONOR!" " I will OVERRULE THIS ENTIRE COURT!" "The Defense Rests!" "I would like to buy a vowel!"
Rolling for "I would like to buy a vowel" LOLLL
 
I bet Chris Chan's attorney must be in a good amount of pain from taking in all those sagas. In such a rapid fashion, might I add.
I think if I was his attorney I'd call the prosecutor and just say "can we just agree to stick to what happened in July and August of this year?"

I think a lot of people are salivating over the idea of a long drawn out trial like Bundy where Null and GenoSamuel and the PickleGuy are all called to give evidence.

In reality they'll give him a plea deal and his lawyer will convince him to take it and do the jail time.
 
Ah he truly is the alpha tard

Imagine worrying about getting your transformer toys home after sitting in court for raping your mother. Did he start sniffing glue or something? his brain seems so be even more absent these days
his brain has been absent since early childhood and elm. school years , hes lived in a world of toys, games and pretend since young childhood .
 
Probably mentioned, but feeling “safe”…. Such a buzz word these days in that community I’m not surprised he has picked it up and tried to use it. Like him not feeling “safe” is going to make everyone spring into action to accommodate him.

this isn’t your zoom pity party, buddy.
I haven't been following Chris too closely as of late but it is interesting how he used every card in that deck he could. Oh I'm autistic, oh I'm trans, oh I'm being harassed on the internet.

Sorry buddy, that works on Twitter but it doesn't work in real life.
 
Apparently you can get transcripts but you need to be a local resident in order to file the appropriate paperwork. So we might be relying on Ethan Ralph to lug his fat ass up to the courthouse inbetween getting blackout drunk and preventing his fiancé from raping children.
I thought you could request a transcript from anywhere and you had to pay a fee? I have not done this before, so I wouldn't know. Still, I would love to see it.
 
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Should Chris be locked up I bet it is not out of the question for him to own paper and pencils.
Sonichu imprisoned. Episode #0
We will get introduced to Bubbachu, Homiechu, jerkguards, Count Showersoap and stuff like that. I see a universe of endless creativity. Can our favorite motherfucker make the best of it - that is the question.

Still fascinated. Netflix ain't got nothing on Chris.
 
Lmao I know everybody expected him to sperg out and all but actually reading he did is amazing. It’s probably dawning on him right about now how fucked he really is
he had some minor outbursts during the pre trial, repeatedly correcting the judge about his so called pronouns, telling the judge he has to get his toys and stuff. stomping his foot. yeah i bet money hes gonna start babbling about sonic and pokemon, talking about the merge during his court days as predicted by some of us, just knowing chris's track record
 
I'm still really amused and a little impressed that Chris thought he could convince a judge that his safety is contingent upon recovering his amiibos and legos from the hoard. God I hope we get to hear more details from while he is held, mid September is still a ways off. That is a long time for Chris to be parted from his toys and porn.
that or he thought it was some kind of bartering chip, "i'll cooperate if..."

I think more than showing his inability to grasp reality is that it shows his entitlement and ability to slither through life performing the bare minimum, especially in situations of contention ala back to early chris days when his PS account was held hostage and he had to perform menial tasks for trolls. Again, showing the pervasive history of entitlement, self-absorption, and coasting through life... I know this was instilled in him through parenting but really goes to the classic debate of criminality and nature/nurture and how/when to draw a line of "yeah you were raised to be an absolute shit and molded to perform a certain way on this planet BUT you are also a fucking adult."
 
I thought you could request a transcript from anywhere and you had to pay a fee? I have not done this before, so I wouldn't know. Still, I would love to see it.
Perhaps fortunately, but this story has already jumped the border of kiwifarms. The benefit of that being we'll have lots more resources and info than we usually get. Granted we have to weed out bullshit like Daily Mail, but somebody will get that transcript leaked.
 
I thought you could request a transcript from anywhere and you had to pay a fee? I have not done this before, so I wouldn't know. Still, I would love to see it.
My understanding is you have to file something with the court's clerk which I think requires being in-person. But I really don't know. It's just conjecture based on things I've seen here, I could be repeating misinformation from some retard. It's kind of the nature of an evolving situation like this. Hopefully people much smarter than you or I figure it out because I NEED to see this.
 
"Chandler was arrested following a Friday, July 30, post on a web forum dedicated to her life in which texts and audio purported to be from Chandler describe a series of sexual assaults against an elderly, cognitively disabled member of her family."

Say it you fucking cowards. Say the name.
But I fucking love that he is held without bail. Could he even afford a 100k bail (or a down payment for the bail bond)?
i find it surprisingly troll-literate that they probably did that to make sure a million weens don’t manage to raise 100million dollars bail money for chris for the luls. the web design on the sherif website was a red herring!
 
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