Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Ragnarlodbrok]

I would recommend that anyone who is overweight to really get that under control and I commend Josh for having a strong resolve in the never-ending barrage of autistic hubris that it is this little corner of the internet. It's not easy to live in isolation on a small island of sanity surrounded by a sea of retards. Anyways, never trust a fat person.

Strong ressolve? Josh has to ban users to stop himself from getting in to slapfights. How do you think he will resist the call of sugar?

I'm having fun

I believe you i also think its very clear that some of us aren't having that much fun.

 

[instythot]

ah i see less a statement on ppp vs how his perception by many could have been an easy out. he actually said something similar during the time ppp was asking for weigh ins and such or whatever. its just thats no excuse to not do it solo so null continued and then the infamous pizza day, the 9/11 of dieting happened.

yes, something similar was among the many initial reasons and words to decline which ended up reading a lot like "it's ok for me to mock Ethan Ralph in a weight loss contest but PPP needs to be completely polite to me. Also now that gunt pictures are on the table I will be accountable only to my podcast audience who we will pretend are different people than the ones posting about this on the forum for these specific purposes" when you took a quick look between the lines. It's all the extra words that sunk him

A simple "No, this is dumb" at the beginning or a simple "holy shit I don't know what the fuck I was talking about this week but I'm gonna stop being dumb" later on would have solved all of this.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

and thats just considering the pure efficiency of the calories themselves and not comparing nutritional value and how different processes from the foods could assist in weight loss or maintaining a healthy lifestyle, i think its very foolish to limit yourself arbitrarily to something as dead simple as sticker count when theres more very basic info you can take advantage of with no effort

Even the energy side is a differential equation system so it is pretty complicated. The calorie need and energy intake, both depend on each other.

For example, if try get your daily energy need all at once from eating sugar your body will get weak in a less than an hour and it will start to starve and to some extent hibernate. When your body is weak and you feel cold, it is not burning the usual amount. If you eat 2500 calories each day this way, you will gain weight by starving. You'll get diabeetus well before getting huge gains though. This might be one of the reasons why calorie counting dieting often fails.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I suck nuts all day, works for me.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I believe you i also think its very clear that some of us aren't having that much fun.

Except it's not like that comic at all cause the people in that comic are successfully ignoring the annoying sperg whereas you guys take the bait every time.

 

[michael_bruh]

One more day until jolly Jersh gets his pizza day!

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Okay. Can someone give me a quick rundown on the drama between Josh and PPP this time?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Okay. Can someone give me a quick rundown on the drama between Josh and PPP this time?

PPP fasting, Josh coping over the fun weight loss competition.

He should get himself a George Foreman grill, available at all good shops!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

ITS PIZZA DAY!

 

[Miller]

 

[Meckhlorde]

I don't think "pizza day" would have blown up in Josh's face if he wasn't acting like he was above the whole contest. Like bro no one is going to believe you when you say that shit, especially when you were the one who invited PPP into the contest that you created with the HUNDREDS of dollars of silver on the line when it was originally against Ralph. Even if you try to cope about how you aren't "emotionally" investing into the contest (Yesterday's sperging disproves this) you were most certainly willing to be financially invested in this contest. Just come out with a post saying "Yeah I was way in over my head for this. All I wanted to do was dab on Ralph and very casually lose weight. I'm not really interested in being healthy, I CONSNEED to PPP, Also fuck you guys I'm going to enjoy my pizza day . Eat shit. Peace out".

 

[instythot]

Okay. Can someone give me a quick rundown on the drama between Josh and PPP this time?

Fatties who are ashamed of being fat are calling each other fat and yelling that their way of being slightly less fat is the one true and honest way of being less fat

 

[LaurenLauren]

Imagine being janny Jewsh and getting feted by borsch. Getting felted and fat on this

Barszcz ukraiński – Wikipedia, wolna encyklopedia

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Mind you he supposedly weight maxxed on borscht -got up to 130 kg on that shit. He fucking got obese eating beetroot. Just read the last sentence and think about how about how absurd it sounds. We actually have a saying here: "cienki jak barszcz" - meaning as thin as borscht, since it barely gives you any sustenance. Yet he manged to get fat on it.
Also the fat fuck lived for last five years in slavic countries - there is almost no fat people here. The only way he managed to get fat here is by isolating himself from the actual culture of the place he lives in.
No matter where he is Janny Jewsh is in his mamma basement isolated from the outside world. He could get buff, get a nice slavic girlfriend and stop being a sad fuck. But he just hast to take the Florida basement mentality wherever he goes to.

 

[instythot]

Imagine being janny Jewsh and getting feted by borsch. Getting felted and fat on this

Barszcz ukraiński – Wikipedia, wolna encyklopedia

pl.wikipedia.org

Mind you he supposedly weight maxxed on borscht -got up to 130 kg on that shit. He fucking got obese eating beetroot. Just read the last sentence and think about how about how absurd it sounds. We actually have a saying here: "cienki jak barszcz" - meaning as thin as borscht, since it barely gives you any sustenance. Yet he manged to get fat on it.
Also the fat fuck lived for last five years in slavic countries - there is almost no fat people here. The only way he managed to get fat here is by isolating himself from the actual culture of the place he lives in.
No matter where he is Janny Jewsh is in his mamma basement isolated from the outside world. He could get buff, get a nice slavic girlfriend and stop being a sad fuck. But he just hast to take the Florida basement mentality wherever he goes to.

The issue isn't with the borscht, it's with the bread and sour cream it's commonly served with.

Fuckin VEE, the milk fed gimp, Sargon's bloated pigeon-goblin, got an attractive slavette fiancee. To be fair, however, Josh's "I need a house now" drive might be hiding things in his personal life he wisely doesn't disclose

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

PIZZA DAY IS ALMOST HERE !!!

 

[TheSimpShow]

PIZZA DAY IS ALMOST HERE !!!

You mean the Broccocolypse. I am putting together a video of my attempt to eat 1600 calories of broccoli tomorrow, 8-10 whole heads of broccoli, steamed. Looking at it against my pizza slide, there is no fucking way this is the same as a medium pizza, I might die.

 

[High Tea]

The issue isn't with the borscht, it's with the bread and sour cream it's commonly served with.

Fuckin VEE, the milk fed gimp, Sargon's bloated pigeon-goblin, got an attractive slavette fiancee. To be fair, however, Josh's "I need a house now" drive might be hiding things in his personal life he wisely doesn't disclose

Wasn't he putting fried things in it?

Vee's probably a millionaire according to Romanian standards. That's going to attract a hot golddigger.

 

[GuntN7]

okay, I look away to laugh at Ethan and all the slapfights are in this thread.

I have a lot of observations, but this really bothered me.

Stop giving fitness advice, but food isn't created equal.

 

[instythot]

Wasn't he putting fried things in it?

Vee's probably a millionaire according to Romanian standards. That's going to attract a hot golddigger.

Some sort of rendered fat side dish I think

The average Romanian basically lives by the "can anyone see if I steal this" handbook. I shudder to imagine how craven their golddiggers are

 

[GuntN7]

All I want is one PPP joke from his stans. Just one. They can't even do it. They won't upset their Daddy.

I have ONE !
PPP uses Himalayan salt like a woman, you get much more benefits eating half a bowl of brown rice with normal table salt added.